Making Love! Sex! One Night Stand & MILF!

Ma*king Love!

When I am young I ‘accidentally’ read my daddy letter to my mummy when he is out traveling ‘ When I am back I will ma*ke love to u & our love ma*king will be so good!’. Being an innocent & curious boy I ask mummy what did daddy meant by ‘ma*king love’? This is her reply:- ‘Aiyah! Ma*king love meant daddy love mummy lah! Now be a good boy & go to play ur troy!’

Now I am a big boy ( with all the wisdom, pokeing wise ) I know the meaning of the phase ‘ ma*king love’! To me it meant POKEING ( to my new readers it meant fuc*king lah )! Yes! POKEING with feeling! It is a nice way to say I want to poke u for the guy! For eg ‘Darling I will like very very much like to ma*ke love to u!’. Surely it sound nicer then for eg ‘Darling I will like to very very much fuc*k u!’. For the lady it is a nice way to say ‘Oh darling I love u so! Yes please ma*ke love to me!’ Surely a lady will not reply ‘Yes u may fuc*k me!!!!’

Se*x!

Normally it meant the type of species ( male or female )! But if u say ‘lets have se*x!’ It meant let us poke! Now in this ‘modern’ time it is applicable for a guy to say to another guy ( ga*y coc*k ) or a lady to another lady ( lesbo poosy )! But basically it just meant pokeing ( for more detail on pokeing, please poke into my entries under 'hor ny' labels on the right side bar, some entries are not suitable for kids! He! He! )!

One night stand!

It meant one night only! Pokeing for one night only! No feeling wan! Poke just for the ‘enjoyment’ of pokeing! I want! U want! We both want! So let us poke! Next question will be ur place or my place or how about NOW ( in the toilet, car, park or any suitable place can do also )! If the pokeing is good & both side enjoy it so much that it might let to a relationship! This is most applicable to big cities life when life is hectic so where got time to look for a proper pokeing partner? Beside it will be nice to have different taste of pokeing! But beware that u don’t end up with something extra like AIDS ( Animal Infected Disease Syndrome! He! He! Hor ny definition lah! )!

MILF!

Mummy I Love to Fuc*k! I think this is what MILF stand for ( Pardon me if I am wrong as some internet words I just learn! )! It meant a mummy with a body shape so ‘perfect’ a guy will lost no time to take off his pant! ‘Nen nen’ just nice or big or leg so long! Such mummy is normally dress to kill when she is shopping! Normally she will be alone! She known that there many guy drooling over her & she is enjoying all the attention! It could be because she has lost the hubby attention so she is out to attract the attention outside! A very good chance for one night stand! Now I could be wrong in my definition for MILF so any correction is most wellcum! Any MILF among my lady readers ( Some of my lady readers are very very ‘hot’! Much more ‘hotter’ then gf! )?

This post is done at the request of this hot LADY in Russia! Because u ask for it ( He! He! Will I be sue inside out & all over because I use this phase arrr??? )!