Horny In High Court!

Mention ‘High Court’ to anyone..........the first things people has in mind is ‘WTF! U r in big shit!’( I am very sure that is what my readers think by the title of this post! )! Am I in trouble because ‘I have being looking at ‘ladies’ leg? Am I being sued by some ladies just because I have being looking at their sexy & hot leg? Well luckily not, I will be in deep shit if these sexy ladies sue me inside out & upside down!

I happen to go to M’sia high court as my friend has some high court ‘businesses’ to settle. Me being a country side pumpkin just tag along & have a visit to bolehland high court ( I am sure it is a sort of privilege as how many of my dear readers really have a chance visit to 'bolehland' high court! )!

As shown by the pic ( Sorry if the quality is poor as I use my lousy N95 handporn camera! ) M’sia High Court is a very impressive & imposing building ( I am very sure this is where part of my hard earn money as taxes gone to! )! I get to go inside to one of the counter following my friend but unfortunately the counter was closed ( Fri closed by 12.00pm ) so no choice but to look see look see. And what do I find? A bank inside the high court! Maybank! I am very sure to settle bail, summon or to pay 'kopi-O' money & whatsoever will not be a problem!

Walking around look see look see made me very tight ‘down there’! So I have to answer my ‘didi’ natural call urgently! As shown by the pic M’sia High Court toilet not bad! Quite classy like those in a 5 star hotel but unfortunately no toilet paper ( Dam! How to clean my 'didi'? )!

Well that is my first visit to M’sia High Court where I made a ‘deposit’ ( He! He! )& I hope it will be my first & my last visit! High court is not a place u visit & so don’t play play!

What Did I Do In Genting.....

Genting is a side trip to me ( as I have no money to gamble & don't know how to play cards ) but gf & her gang ( including a few kids ) insisted so this is how I end up in First World Hotel looking miserabley at the small toilet & bathroom! Oh well, I might as well made the best of it. While gf & her gang is out enjoying themself out in the outdoor, I might as well enjoy myself indoor. According to my friend genting have a lot of freelance PR*C ladies. So off I went sightseeing & 'hunting'. But I didn't find any, perhap they are in the carsino ( or perhap it is off season or our police very 'efficient' in this area ). Beside by now I am thirsty so no choice but to visit the carsino. Yes, inside u can have free drink ( food & drink in genting is very expensive, so to cut cost we bring our own food that is, goodness know how many packets of noddle cup we bring which is cooked by pouring hot water on it ).

But first I must change into somethings smarter. Nomally I go wandering in t-shirt,short pant & slipper ( I feel safer as nobody pay me any attention, even the police ladies at KLIA check in don't bother to chec*k me ) but must wear at least collar t-shirt,long pant & shoes to enter carsino. This is applicable to men only. As for ladies they can wea*r whatever they want or even no*thing ( not fair to us guy I say ).

As I stay in First World Hotel, the first carsino I visit is First World carsino. The first things I did is to go to the free drink counter. Got a few drinks choice. I have a few cups of mil*o ( luckly I did as genting carsino only offer plain water ) while looking around. Not much to see as First World carsino is quite small, didn't find any PR*C ladies & also didn't see any cute carsino ladies.So off I went to Genting carsino which is quite far from First World carsino, have to use a number of escalator before reaching it. It is much larger. By now I feel the urg to 'play' & do some betting ( it is because of 'something' or it is because of the enviroment? ). This is how I 'play' at Genting carsino, 'hor ny style or rather chicke*n style'.

Have a budget on how much u want to 'invested', in my case I have just RM10-00 ( remember I am a poor fellow ).

How do u like it to be 'invested' ie which type of games or slots machine? Since I know nuts about gambleing or cards I spend quite sometime looking & studying at the various type of games ( ok actually I am 'studying' the carsino ladies ) .

What is ur strategy? My strategy is simple, I will only 'invest' in my winning ( chicke*n style ) so that if I lost, I only lost the winning, my principal is still intact.If I lost my principal amount then too bad, I am not lucky that day ( better get out or else u will even lost whatever u r wearing ).

When do u 'invest'? Me, I will start to 'invest' on an empty table or the table with the lest number of people. To me its meant that table or that game is not popular so that 'something' ( don't know got such things or not ) will give some small luck to the people 'investing' there so as to retain & attract more people to that table.

I decided to 'invest' in wheel of fortune, b'cos the ladies is cute, the game is simple & nobody play at this table for long as the winning is small. The game is simple if the wheel stop at RM 1, & u place ur bet at RM1 slots, u get back one time on ur 'investment and so on. Minimum bit is RM5. Since I have only RM10 to 'invest' my first bit is on RM5 with just one pieces of RM5 chips. The return is RM25-00. Thus I spend about 4 hrs at the carsino highest winning is RM85-00 but in the end my net earning is just RM40-00.

Do I really enjoy myself? Not really, I did find some PR*C ladies, but they are the 'aunty' type & they are busy 'investing' on limpek table, so not worth me 'investing' in them. I did saw some cute carsino ladies, all of then wearing gold shirt, black skirt*s & black sock*ing & also a few wearing black b*ra. Really wasted my time there.

I think gf & her gang have a far more enjoyable time then me. For example I would never have dare to try the roller coaster ride because it is too expensive RM15 for a few minities & I am afraid I will end up with 'twist*ed' 'ba*ll' or worse still my 'ba*ll' will fly off.

( My dear reader I must appologies for all the 'poor' spelling & a lots of word with * in them as office computer is now very 'holy' wan. Even 'bal*l' I have to put * inside, if not this post is ba*red. I do hope my reader understand. Have a nice day )

Only One Night......First World Hotel

So after staying for only night, I am on my way to Batu Pahat to attend a wedding feast. This is the real reason why I am in W'sia! Paying Lim Pek ( Genting ) a visit is just a side trip. Luckly only one night, another night I think I have to change hotel as I can't 'perform' in the small toilet & I can't really give myself a throught clean up in the small bathroom. U know I can't really reach all the crook & cranny of my big body without opening the bathroom door. And of couse I lost the privacy as I have to unpant outside the toilet & bathroom.So I went to Batu Pahat on this!

A double decker bus. Well actually not a full double decker as the lower deck is very low ( I can't even stand up & I am real shorty ) so can put baggage only. But it did have a set of fixed benchs & table ( which enable u to play card & so on ).

This is the interior of the bus. The seating arrangement is 2 & 1 per row. So the seat is wide & comfy.Not bad I say. It also got 3 LCD TV. Not much use to me as its show the movie 'Shooter' which I saw already. The bus took my group to Yong Peng where my relative will pick my group & then on to Batu Pahat. The Bus took about 5 hrs to reach Yong Peng!

This is the view I saw going down Genting! Twisty road & twisty view. Looking at this sort of twisty view give me twisty thought & drifting cum to my mind ( anyone actually do drifting here? ).

Here is another view of the twisty road on the decend down Genting. I think this is the new road as going up Genting or cumming down Genting is now a oneway affair. I really don't dare to think what will happen if one of those supporting pillar is to give ways.

Oh I almost forget the bus trip to Yong Peng is unevenfull apart the very few pee-stop. In fact only one pee-stop ( so by the time I arrive at Yong Peng, the first thing I ask at Yong Pengner is 'where is the loo!' )! As the bus is not full I got to seat where I like. So I choose at the emergency exit. Why? Because the space is big & I got to hang my leg up. So I go to Yong Peng from Genting hanging up my leg on the bus window in full view of all the pass-by! Oh I am wearing slipper only. So it is my bare feet in full view ( pity I forgot to ask GF to took pic of my hanging feet ). He! He! Can u imageing the image?

Genting.....First World Hotel

What do u expect? Poor guy like me will of couse look for the cheapest type of hotel available! Here is a view of First World Hotel.

Anyway the hotel room is 'sponsored'. So I do'nt know how much. Here is a view of its huge lobby outside ( I didn't take the pic of the actual lobby as it is rather ordinary ). It is 'People mountain, people sea' ( direct translation from manderin ) its meant it is full of people! I can see all sort of people checking in/out and even more people sitting on the lobby chairs. In fact all the chair is occupated. So I have to stand & look around. I notice quite a number of people sleeping on the chairs & even one young couple hugging each other sleeping, & even more sleepy head!I don't think they are in this state due to 'hor ny' activities. ( Even with heavy 'hor ny' activities I don't think people will behave like those sleepy/sleeping people found in First World's lobby ).

This is how my hotel room look like ( sorry it look so messy, I should have took the pic first & not the after I sleep in it, as I almost forget about takeing pics for this entries ).

I have have the following complain! No air-con! Ok ok I know the air is cooling. But I sort of get use to having hotel room with air-con! My first complain is this:-

Small toilet! So small wan. This is the smallest toilet I have see so far. It is located just as u entry the room, the usual hotel room lay-out.I think about 2.5 feets wide only! Aiyoh big size fellow like me how to 'use' it? In the end I unpanted myself outside the toilet & leave my pant & undy outside the toilet. I can't do it in the toilet as the space so small & the sliding toilet door is made of glass ( I am afraid I might break the glass sliding door if I unpanted inside )! While I am doing my 'business' in the toilet I have to warn other occupant in the room not to cum out of the room as I can't close the toilet door. It is a tight squeeze inside if the door is close ( if the door is closed I have to 'closed' my legs & so forget about doing 'business' in the toilet ).Luckly for me I am alone ,most of the time. The other complain is the small bathroom!It is about 3 feets wide. So small for me. How to take cloths & bath inside? So what I did to the toilet I did to the bath except this time I did close the bathroon's glass door while taking bath.
Here are the two view I see from the hotel windows. The view not bad. Lucky I didn't take the middle room which have the view of blank wall. From what I understand this room is rather 'cheap' & beside most people don't spend a lot of time in the room as they are busy with other 'activities' outside. So for nomal size people I suppose the room & hotel rate it is OK.

Genting here I cum...........!!!!

Before making my way to Batu Pahat to attend a wedding, I made my first stop at Genting. I first arrive at LCCT using AirAia. As this is the first time I use AirAsia ( nomally I use MAS on co expense ) I will just give a quick review. Apart from the AirAsia ladies ( who all have nice butt* ) the seating arrangement is different from MAS, there are no class!In MAS there are first class ( fare cost almost 2 times! ) and nomal class where poor guy like me usually sit. In fact it is free seating. So whoever is the biggest/fastest get to seat in front and more importantly get the overhead compartment space to put his/her bags. To save on excess baggage charges I can see almost every AirAsia passagers hand carried including ur truly. And I can see all sorts/sizes of bags including a few big biskuits tin! Apart from this, passagers are also allow to put small handbags/rusacks on the floor besides the passangers. This is no allow on MAS flight. For slow passangers, sorry, their bags maybe be further down from where they sit as their overhead compartment space may be already taken up.

Now there is another advantage for the fellow who manage to sit in front. Apart from the bigger space those who sit on the left front seat get to have a very good view! And I am not talking about the view outside ( ok u do have a small window but so does every seat )! Faceing the front left seat are two small collasible seat. This are the seats where two AirAsia ladies seat when the plane take off or land. Now the two small collasible seat is lower then the standard seat, so with AirAsia ladies wearing tight & short uniform ( above knee level ) seating down & faceing u..........u can imaging the image. Unfortunately ur truly only manage to seat on the second row but I can still peek through between the front seats ( I suppose I am lucky to seat on the second row as GF is traveling with me. I don't want to arrive at KL with two elongated ears! Yes if I seat at the front seat it will be very very hard for me not to stare at those pairs of sexy* legs & nice butt* ). This is different in MAS. MAS ladies seat behind closed door. So I suppose this made traveling on AirAsia worthwhile apart from the low fare. But u got to be quick & patient as almost every AirAsia flight got delayed.

Do remember to have a full stomach before going onboard AirAsia as food is sold on board but not FOC ( unlike MAS )and it is expensive. Having a small bottle of water is allowed. Almost reaching LCCT the AirAsia ladies also start selling Bus tickets to KL sentre ( SkyBus ). As this is my first time using AirAsia & to LCCT I just bought the ticket RM9 per person as I can then took a bus to genting at KL sentre using genting bus at RM8.30 per person.

When I arriced at LCCT terminal I find 3 bus counter inside! Amount them SkyVan Rm38 direct to genting. Now if I have know earlier I will have use this SkyVan as I save on time, husher & brusher. The bus trip to KL sentre is unevenfull apart from the fact that u will have a hard time trying to find ur luggage underneat the bus compartment as a lot of other bus passangers's luggarge will be on tops of yours! And do try to mark urs luggage! U have no idea how many people use Polo luggage ( lucky for me I use a red cheap looking bag ). And another thing the bus travel at 120kph almost all the way from LCCT to KL sentre! ( It is no wander that KL accident always result in road-kill ).As luck will have it, when I arrived at KL sentre the genting bus is full & already left & the next bus is 3 hrs away! No choice but to take a taxi RM70. So I end up spending more! So to those who are in a hurry to get to genting use the SkyVan.

The taxi trip up to genting is unevenfull apart from a talkative driver. Oh yes the taxi is a lousy one. The air-con is not cool & while going up genting the air-con have to be switch off as taxi no power with air-con on!! Luckly it is a bit cool outside & I got to smoke my ciggy!

I Am Stuck........

I am stuck for 7 hrs, 7 long hrs in this godforsacken place( actually I have being stuck before but of the 'hor ny' type for 10 minites ).

While stuck there, I have no choice but to stare at this!

Actually my fright is delay for 5 hrs. Yes, it is the in famous Air Asia. @#4443278!!!fcuk Air Asia!! ' Now Everybody Can Fly' should be change to 'Now Everybody Can Fly & WAITE'!! It wouldn't be so bad if I got to watch 'nice' ladies passager, but apparantly Johore airport is only porpurlated but 'aunty' type of ladies. So no choice but to stare at my baggage & guard it ( it is because it is very unsafe in Johore ). The only good view I saw is some MAS ladies & Air Asia ladies.

Now some interesting things I notice on Air Asia ladies ( I have observe 10 Air Asia ladies ), they all have near perfect behind!! I got to observe 6 of them real close on board the plane. I really wander did Tony put this down as one of the requirement? And out of this 10 ladies I can only see one VPL ( visible panty* line, oh yes I do notice this sort of thing when looking at ladies among other 'things' ) the rest no VPL, so I conclude that either they wear g*string ( very unlikely as it is very uncomfortable ) or nothing underneat ( very unlikely also but possible ) or some utra thin undies* ( I am very pissed* haveing to waite for so long, so to made my waite more 'interesting' I made the above observestion, but as mention only 'aunty' to see ).

One more things the Air Asia Ladies smell nice ( on morning flight ) & no smell ( on night flight ie delay wan ) or rather some sweaty smell. Couldn't blame this ladies, afterall they really have to work their ass* off ( is it because of this they have nice round behind? ).

Hor ny In KL......Sightseeing & extra curiculum activities

After the siminal I got some time to kill so I took mine kl friend advice & pay KLCC tower a visit.( Actually he ask me to pay 'kl jagung' in local language ie 'kl corn' a visit, I must say it did look like corn.)

From mine hotel room the tower look rather near, but I took half an hour walking toward it passing by a huge play ground. It is a huge relieved for me as I am darn tired when I reach it. Inside is full of high class shop with high class price. No big deal, I will no pay it a visit the next time.

After that mine friend cum & pick me up. I ask him to bring me to anywhere for some extra-curiculum activities ie ' hor ny activities'. Before that he bring me to some roadside store for dinner ( as having dinner in klcc will cost a bomb ). We have 'pak kue teh' ( pork rib in some chinese herb ) and marinaned pork leg total cost is RM45-00. Rather cheap. We went sightseeing in his car.

He bring me to a place call 'Pudu Pai Yee Tiang' for some activities. I have no idea what the hack is this place. I though it is a spa or massage palour etc. ( in fact he told me it is like a service centre or more appropriate a supermarket for service ie hor ny service). It turn out to be a sort of open-air food court with a few different.

1. most of the customer is seen drinking, beer or soft drink not eating.

2.I didn't see any family sort of gathering.

3.The area seem to be control by gangster as I saw a few groups of people with tatoo.

4.there are large number of chinese ladies from china.

I understand why it is a supermarket for hor ny service as the large number of chinese ladies is there for it. The different here as u can choose like buying durian, the ladies will cum 2 u, if u like her u can have her ( of couse he must bargain for the price & type of service). If u r not interest the next ladies will come & so on. Me & mine friend sit down & order some drink. Within a few minits two chinese ladies sat down. One each. We enggage on small talk first before the real bargain begin.

Ham :lady u cum to m'sia for what?

C lady:Cum here to do business & earn some money.

Ham :U cum from which part of china?

C lady:Cum from foochow province. ( no wander u r dark skinned )

Ham :What sevice u provide??

C lady: What ever service u want!

Ham :How much?

C lady:RM200-00

Ham :That is rather expensive! ( I have no idea of kl mkt price, but according to mine friend it should be around RM160-00 if she is a knock out, RM200-00 will do, but the c lady is not mine taste, she is big size weight around 70kg with the body shape of an oil barrel!!!)

C lady:No expensive! I give u a lot of extra.

Ham :No, thank! I am tired today, pehap tomorrow ok.

C lady:Tired!! Cum I will give u a good massage FOC!!

Ham :I meant mine 'bro' is tired ( I lied as I lost interest in her).

C lady:A litter sucking & rubbing will waken ur 'bro'. ( while saying this she run her hand up mine tight she sat next to me while the other lady sat next to mine friend)

Ham :I am sorry but I must go now as I am very tired!!

C lady:Last offer RM50-00 only!!!!

Ham :I will consider u offer tomorrow.

I ask mine friend to leave this place. Luckly mine friend also reject his c lady. I ask mine friend why the ladies here no pretty wan. Well he say we arrive late ( almost 12 midnight ) & most of the pretty ladies have being booked. This will be the last time I will visit this place.

Hor ny in KL.....The Food

I have a early Chinese Year Fest sponsor by mine co after the ' brain washing' siminar I meant the siminar on how to be a 'super salemen' (Gosh! To achieve the target set I have to sell myslef also!). The food is prepare by Prince Hotel, I think rather expensive I guss about RM1,000-00 per table. So here are the food:-

The first dish is 'Yee Sang with Salmon' .Sorry about the messy pic, ( Actually I should take the pic before it was mess by the guys sitting with me on the same table, well to tell u the true I am more interest in the ladies sitting on the next table while I am having all sort of hor ny though going through mine mind, thus forgot to take pic first.) Apparantly this dish is a must to celebrate CNY in W'Msia. It consist of several small dishes of sweet cracker or koropok & est all sweet in taste except for the raw salmon, yes raw wan, taste yawky to me. U mix up the small dishes with ur chopstick tossing the food as hight as possible as the same yelling 'Yee Sang' at the top of ur voice. ( Geee!! I must remember to be carefull with the tossing as I nearly toss the food on top of the guy sitting opposit me!!) Anyway this is the only dish with left over hense I suppost KL people also don't like it . They only like to toss it for money I am told.
No 2. is 'Barbeque Platter with Char Siew Chicken & Roast Duck' . Taste OK to me but the food so litter, I manage to get 2 mouthfull before it is finished. One chicken & one roast duck!( U will notice that I took the pic before it is being eaten as I will now consentract on eating instead of the ladies now, as I now relise the food here is serve for small size stomach KL people as 'Hor ny Ang Moh' is big he have to consentract or else he will be hungry)

No 3. is 'Szechuan Seafood Soup' it is similar to our 'shark fin' soup or 'sea cucumber' soup except I didn't find any seafood inside and the taste of vinerger is very strong.

No 4. is 'Wok Fried Sliced Grouper with Black Mushrooms' . To me this is just like u what u have at home. That is grouper stir fried together with black mushroom. I manage to have 3 mouthfull before it is finished.

No 5. is 'Braised Vegetable with Mushrooms & Beancurd Skin'. This is actually green culiflower with mushroom & beancurd skin. Taste OK.
No 6. is 'Fried Rice Yong Chow Style'. To me it is just plain fried rice. Rather plain with not much ingrident.( It is normal to have fried rice included in a fest?? To me if it is a CNY fest it is suppose to be full of exotic dish which u don't have nomally. OK 'Yee Sang' is special, but fried rice??? U might as well inculde fried mee & kui tew & bee hoon!!!) Anyway I must tell u that it is the fried rice that save me from hungry stomach. I have 2 bowl full.

The last dish is the desert ' Hot Gingko Nuts with White Fungus & Barley' Hemmm! This is a new to me. Taste Ok. But I perfer flesh fruits or Ice Cream.

All in all only 7 dishes. I suppose it is normal to have only 7 dishes in a fest in KL. Well over here where I live it is normal to have 9 dishes. When mine boss pay me a visit last time I order one 12 dishes dinner for him!! Full of exotic food like deer meat, bat meat, river terapine, flesh water gouper ' Soo Hock' ( I understand 'Soo Hock' is very expensive in kl 100g is RM20.00 so image mine boss reaction when I told him I order 2, 2kg 'Soo Hock' he say that is real expensive. He! He! Actually it only cost RM28-00 per kg here.) And the fest all 12 dishes for 8 cost only RM250-00!!! ( As I known the restaurant owner.) According to mine boss that will cost at lest RM2,500-00 in kl. No wander KL people have high salary. The cost of food is damn high. With 3 figure salary like me I will end up as gigolo sooner then later if I get to work in KL to survice. I do hope mine boss didn't see this entry.

Hor ny in KL.....The accomodation

Recently mine co sent me 2 attend a course in KL. The place I got 2 stay in is Prince Hotel & Residence, a 5 star hotel. I must say it is a classy hotel. It cost me RM70 from klia to the hotel using klia limo. The room cost RM360 plus plus per night inclusive of breadfast. This is how mine room look like:-



The closer is fully equipted:-



The bathroom is big & also fully equipted ( I can perform a lot of hor ny activities here but unfortunely I got to share the room with a guy & since I am not a gay not activities here)

Well that is all for the time being.