Hor*ny ( 18 xsx ) New Year Resolution!!!

Resolution! Why everybody got to do it meh??? Since I got this tag from Netster I put up my 'hor ny' resolution!

1. I will try to set a pokeing target that is poke as much as possible ( I use to poke 3 time per day but get bored after sometime! That is why I post up 'How to make ur pokeing more sexited' no no no nowaday I can't poke 24/7 )!

2. I will try my best not to have a few of this pokeing 'nightmare' this year ( possible, if gf don't mind my 'bro' wearing cloths' or I don't try to save some money! 'Safety' bag now dam expensive! ).

3. If possible I will like to have a few more of this sweet 'dream' ( possible if I watch 'nice' movie before I go to bed )!

4. If possible I will like to reduce the size my big belly ( actually what they call pot belly but I like to say big belly sound nicer ) as it made pokeing very difficult so many nice 'position' cannot do ( but I might fail in this as I love pork leg! )!

5. If possible save money as much as possible as this year will be a very bad year! Every things prices will increase while my salary remained the same!

6. If possible I will like to poke into new 'hole'! Shhhhhhh!!! Please don't tell gf ( she will kill me if she know my intention for this year )!!!!

7. If possible I will love to made all my readers feel happy after reading my entries! Nothing made me feel more happy then spreading happiness to my reader!

8. If possible I will love to made some money through blogging as the amount I earn thus far is very small. This is the reason!

9. If possible I will also love to made some money through pokeing!!!! I am sure gf don't mind as I am a 'service provider' mah! I don't have to tell her I earn some money through pokeing! I can say I earn this much by providing 'good' service! Where I am living I can forget this but if I go to big cities then maybe I can earn some money from pokeing! So to my dear readers can help me out in this area??? Ok for each pokeing money I earn I will give u 10% of my earning!!! He! He! Enough of not??? Subject to 'bro' co-operation!!!

10. If possible I will like to go back to 'school' as I am stupid & I know nuts about internet, html code, seq & so on & so forth ( anyone willing to teach me is highly appreciated )!

The above is my simple resolution! Which type of resolution I belong to as show below??? He! He! To my dear readers yours judge on which type of resolution I have & comments is highly appreciated! Oh! Feel free to do the tag if u like!

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When it comes to New Year’s Resolutions we seem to fall into four categories:

1. Quite serious about them,


2. Be flippant about them,


3. Do it because we feel pressured to,


4. Do not do them. So, the purpose of this little game is to let us know which category you are in.

Copy from “*Start Copy Here*” through “*End Copy Here*” and post it. Before “*End Copy Here*” tell us who you are, your site(s) (with link) and your New Year’s Resolution, or not. Then tag as many others as you like, from one to your entire blogroll, your choice.
If you like, create an intro paragraph to your post that also acknowledges who tagged you.

New Year’s Resolutions:

• Netster - Netster’s Blog - My New Year resolution is to “FAIL” more! I am learning the new meaning of “Failing” to succeed in life! That’s including blogging! *hehehe*


• Eric - Speedcat Hollydale - I love chicken. Problem is that I really never get to have enough chicken! My New Year’s resolution is to enact “Chicken Tuesday”. On this day I will eat only chicken, blog about chicken, and promote chickens all over the world. (hormone free) Join me, won’t you?


• Juliana – Juliana’s Site - My New Year’s resolutions are looking for a part time job, keep blogging, and learn to cook and bake.


• Michelle - Rusin Roundup - 1. Learn to be happier and accept myself for who I am, 2. Is to lose about 25 lbs., and 3. Is to stop smoking.


• Karen - Grow Rich Along With Me - My resolution for next year is to achieve $3K per month passive income by the end of 2008.


• Mel - Attitude, the Ultimate Power & Complain Complain Complain - “I don’t need no stinking resolutions.” I never hold to them anyway so why frustrate myself by starting them now.


• Sandee - Comedy Plus - I don’t need no stinking resolutions either. Years and years ago I did them because everyone else did, but not once did I follow through. Why set yourself up for failure?


• Lynda - lynda’s loft - My resolution is to see resolve to that which needs resolution. Like Mel and Sandee, I feel that resolutions give us more stress, however, being a person who sets goals each year, isn’t that the same thing as a resolution??? Goals vs. resolutions? Goals are more general and allow for more time to complete them, a resolution requires a mind-set and immediate action, which is not always feasible… Well, that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it…


• Amelia - Amel’s Realm - This is a list of my New Year’s Resolution:
  1) Health: Continue exercising twice a week, eat enough veggies and fruit, have enough rest, take vitamin C regularly and women’s multivitamin during my period.
  2) Spiritual: Improve my Daily Bread reading routine and my prayer life and learn more from God’s Word.
  3) Financial: Continue to make money online (my goal is getting €100 per month at least), be more creative in writing posts, and save most of the money.
  4) General Life: Continue to learn Finnish AND practice it as best and often as I can, try out more baking and cooking recipes, continue to maintain and share positive thoughts, continue to learn to control my thoughts, continue to learn to catch myself before I start complaining and count my blessings instead, continue to stop and cherish all the little moments in life that oftentimes go unnoticed, and continue to feed my inner child and last but not least, continue to ENJOY my life thoroughly.


• Max - MAX - My New Year’s resolutions are to dedicate more time to my friends; to finally be able to read “Der Spiegel” in German; to be calm when organizing my marriage; to go one last time to my favourite club and dance the night away; and continue to be happy!


• Marzie - Mariuca & Mariuca’s Perfume Gallery - My resolution for 2008 is to enjoy a healthier lifestyle and to expand my Perfume Collection.


• Sindi- Life Is A Roller Coaster - My resolution is to complain less, pray more and be a little more thankful for what I have.


• Judy - Sugar Queen’s Dream - My New Year’s resolution is: To take better care of my health. To eat better, well at least 3 meals a day, I’m lucky these days if I stop for one meal a day…. To help make the world a better place to live, I love the human race, but think there’s always room for change. To be generous until it hurts. To live each day as if it’s my last. To make a book of our personal family recipes and traditions for each of my 3 my children, so that the traditions and family cooking can be passed on in my family line long after I’m gone and finally……. To help more with the local Human society, Animals like little kids can not fend for themselves so it’s up to each of us to take care of our pets and to step in and care for all animals….. I hope that through me I can encourage my Children to be better adults and in turn to raise the Children they have or will have, to be good people with good, sound & solid values…. Peace!


• Adrian - First Time Dad - My New Year’s Resolution for 2008 is to be a better father…now I don’t usually make New Year’s resolutions because I never keep them but this one I better keep! Happy New Year to one and all!


• Colin - Life - New Years Resolution? No way…Better to achieve more throughout the year rather than pander to the whims of a one day ‘wishful thought’


• Mauro - 1 Million Love Messages - My resolution for next year are: 1. Change my job (maybe work online). I’m really unhappy in the actual one. 2. Dedicate more time to my family and girlfriend… maybe start to get ready for our wedding 3. Work hard in 1 Million Love Messages and reach 2500 Love messages (or more) in the end of 2008.


• MidgetManOfSteel - Mental Poo - To get out of dealing with people who I have no desire in helping at the job I’m doing…catch the eye of someone who can see that I can write and be funny…and get my own ticket to happiness from my humor….and a Ferrari. While I’m doing this, I resolve to get a Ferrari.


• Stacy - Stacy - My New Year’s Resolution for 2008 - Is to be more understanding to my children and to other people, Not to curse at others while I am driving, try to eat right and exercise, try to volunteer in my community, and to believe more in my spiritual side.


• Jason - DatCurious.com & DatMoney.com - Although, I normally don’t do New Year’s Resolutions (because I find it as an excuse to actually do something I should’ve already been doing), this year I will plan on giving back to the blogging community, especially my audience. I’m not sure how I will do it yet, but I definitely will.


• Kesa - Little Aussie Cynic - My New Years Resolution is the standard….. to finally get off the smokes and to loose 8kg…. both which are possible just difficult…..Happy New Year to you and yours….Aussie


• Ann - A Nice Place in the Sun - “To let the rest of my life begin as soon as possible.”


• Scotty - HOT USA Trends Today - Try to create value for people from my blog. Traffic, Earnings the secondary objectives will follow.

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Money!!!??? No Problemo!!!!!!!

I am filthy rich! Very very rich like Bill Gate rich! With so much money what am I going to to with it??? Now let me seeee or rather let me think........Ok! I will spend my money like this:-

1. I will have my eye operated or better still have an eye transplant. Got such transplant or not??? If no I don't mind being the first! How much it cost it? No problemo ( remember I am filthy rich )! Why? Because I wear spectacle with very high degree! Without my spec I am more or less 'blind'. I have short sightless in fact I can only see object 2 inches in front of my nose! Now my regular readers will know that I am a 'hor ny' blogger & being 'hor ny' meant the main activities I do is 'pokeing' ( in fact I consider it my one & only form of exercise )! So how to do pokeing while wearing spec??? The spec will 'fly' off sooner then later once the pokeing started! Also since I can only see 2 inches in front of my nose I might as well do sniffing with my big nose, lic*king with my big mouth while 'examining' gf in her b-day suite without my spec!

2. I will want to reduce my big belly ( actually I should say my pot belly, but pot belly sound not 'nice' so I use big belly instead! Look at my profile pic! That is how big my belly is! )! With such a big belly it is very hard for me to buy shirt with XXXL size! In fact gf say my shirt big enough for her to use as 'sarong'! The other factor is with big belly pokeing 'performance' is affected also! While pokeing I can't see my 'bro' as the pokeing action view is block by big belly! Gf also complain as she also cannot see the 'action'! So I want to turn my big belly into a six pack belly! So I shall check into the best health clinic in the world ( I think it is somewhere in Switzerland ) & have my big belly reduced! Ok while having my big belly reduced I might as well enlarged & elongated & enhance my 'bro' ( I think this is now available but very very expensive )! I do all this for the benefit of gf mah! Also with a flat belly I will feel very confident with myself! And also with a humongous 'dic*k' this will boost my self confident even further ( Remember this entry Type of dic*k a lady like & its related entry Type of poosie a guy love ? )!

3. After doing the above two I still have lots of money left! Next I will buy a Mercedes SLR 500 ( I think this is the fastest Mercedes ) as I will like show off a bit mah! Next car I will like to buy will be a Hummer H1! This is a very big 4x4 big enough to fit in a bed ( So I can do pokeing on the go ). Why I buy just this two 'simple' car & not a Ferrari? Well, with boleh land road condition it will be suicidal to drive a Ferrari at max speed ( to enjoy a Ferrari u have to drive it fast )! And beside this a Ferrari is not a 'everyday use' car. I like to buy a car which I can use everyday.

4. Next things I will do is of cause to set up my 'pokeing' nest! Aiyah! I meant my house lah! A simple 2 storey detach house will do ( I like detach house as I am an 'active' fellow so I do pokeing a lot & sometime very noisy so I don't want to disturb the neighbour ) as I am a simple fellow! But inside the house must have a very good hi-fi system & big TV! It will be nice to watch 'nice' movie in surround sound!

5. After this still got a lot of money left! What to do arrr?? Ok! I will like to go & travel around the world! Any nice place I will like to visit! And since I am lowly educated I do need a travelling companion. Any ladies can be my travelling companion as long as u r 'hot' & 'pokerable'!! Oh with so much money I will go on a lot of 'business' trips so a travelling companion is needed ( This is why a lot of rich fellows always go on 'business' trips! Actually they go on pokeing trips )! He! He! that is why when I am filthy rich I have vacancy for personal secretary! As for my gf?? She can be with me lah! But then with all the money she might have already left me for other 'better' guy ( Thank my lucky star she still don't know 'hor ny ang moh' is her 'respectable' bf )!

He! He! I might do all the above if money is no problem! But then if I am ready that rich I will just carried on living as it. Yah! I know how I spend money with the above example is lame but in actual fact I really don't know how to spend if really money is no problem!

This tag is done at the request of this beautiful lady ! So how? U like it?

Hor ny Back to School!!!!!

When we are young our parent will always say ‘ Happy birthday to u! A year older a year wiser! ’ To me the only true in this statement is ‘ A Year Older!!! ’ Yes we are all getting older!

Although all of us don’t want to admit it! Including ur ‘hor ny’ truly! I always say I am 25 ( I can always say I am 18 but to some ladies, a 18 years old guy is ‘in-mature’, or I can say I am 50 something’s well established guy, but then some ladies will say what for? So rich but pokeing no power wan! ) but then the facts is we are all getting older all the time.

With age do we get wiser? He! He! Some do some don’t! Some get more & more confused & so get more & more ‘stupid’ which included ur truly! So it is time for me to go back to school & attended classes!

The following are the five classes I want to attend so as to make myself more ‘clever’ & make my life as ‘hor ny ang moh’ better!

1.Internet Class!

Until recently, I know nuts about internet ( I am lowly educated )! Until a friend ‘introduced’ me to internet & show me how to & where to poke into ‘nice’ ( pornish ) site & also show me how to download ‘nice’ picture! From then on my life becum better & more interesting. The next big step cum when I becum a blogger! This is a very ‘complex’ class & I am struggling to learn, with all sort of coding, so complex that I gave up ( that is why my site is so plain unless got colorful ads ). The other aspect of blogging is the various blogging/internet language! For example only recently I know what KNNCCB, TFK, Niamah & so on meant! So if got ‘internet’ class I will like to enroll in one ( Oh I prefer a ‘hot’ lady teacher as I have very short attention span! )!

2.Pokeing Class!

Ok! Ok! Once in a while I do post up ‘pokeing’ entries ( under ‘hor ny’ labels ) but I still consider myself amateur. To learn more on pokeing & to go on to ‘advance’ level I need to enroll on pokeing class. But to enroll in such class is expensive as u need to poke into different ‘hole’ & each ‘hole’ demand payment ( Aiyah if u r a bit lost on what I am writing about expensive ‘hole’…..I am referring to pro*stitute lah ). So far I have attended none of the pokeing class as I can’t afforded it. And in such a small village where I live where got ‘free class’ wan unless in big city like KL? But once I have achieved ‘advance’ level, the one who benefit the most is gf! So if gf is happy my life will be happy also!

3. ‘Tai Chi’ Class!

Tai Chi is an ancient Chinese kung fu which is slow in motion yet the effect is very powerful wan! It main abilities are to use the force of the enemies against themselves while u uses minimum force yourself! I am sure my dear readers must be thinking I must have gone nut wanting to learn Tai Chi!!! Ah!!!But I do want to learn Tai Chi but Tai Chi of a different type! Having being working for a numbers of years already I have being at the receiving end of many many sh*it! Even if the sh*it is produced by other people but somehow it end up in my face!! And of cause I becum the scapegoat! Now if I know the art of Tai Chi I can defect all the shit back to the shitter or even to the boss! So any Tai Chi ‘sifu’ among my readers?

4.Music Class!

I love music! My musical taste is vast! From classical music to dance to techno to heavy metal! The problem is I know nuts about musical instrument so how to make music? The only ‘music’ I can made is with the help of my ‘bro’ pokeing into a w*et ‘hole’ with regulated banging & timing ( back up & vocal provided by gf )! Ok! Ok! Actually I want to learn to play musical instrument ( any type will do ) & made music as I know most lady are ‘su*cker’ for musician ( to my lady readers true or not? )! Hopefully with my music I can melt their hearts & maybe spray their legs also!

5.Make Money Class!

Got this type of class or not arrr??? If got I sure will like to enroll but please do not charge me with money as I am a poor fellow! However I am most willing to give free ‘pokeing’ lesson in exchange ( ladies only please, as until now the idea of pokeing into a guy’s backside made me go on ‘diet’! In this case any ladies will do as I have to beg my ‘bro’ to co-operate & I will switch off the light! Yes for money I am willing to do it! )!

That will be the five class I will like to attend to make my life better! Yeah! I know the above classes are a bit different from normal classes but then I am different! Don’t u think so?

This tag is done at the request of this fellow He! He! Hope u like it!

4 truth about 'hor ny ang moh'.....

Got this tag from a very hot Lady in Russia! She want me to 'reveal' some more 'truth' about me! Ok lah! Since she is such a 'hot' lady I gave in! So I will reveal what sort of lady I will fall for! Yes, hook, line & sinker! Oh this LADY have all of the following I think!

1.I am attracted to hot lady like 'fly to shi*t'! He! He! Maybe I should say like 'bee to flower'! I shouldn't equal a 'hot' lady to shi*t, but I like to use 'fly to shi*t' because some bee are not attracted to flower or some flower attract no bee. One the other hand where there are shi*t u will find fly!

2.I am attracted to a lady long & slim leg ( I am a suc*ker for se*xy legs, but then my gf don't have long leg, sometime in life u can't get what u want! ). But then hairy leg is a big no no even if the leg is long & slim ( Yes! Some lady do have 'hairy' leg, so they do shaving everyday when they bath, sometime when they forget the hair is there ).

3.I am attracted to a lady 'nen nen' ( bre*ast ) as well ( almost all the guy are like this ). I like a well shaped & firm 'nen nen' the type that can 'stand' on it own without the aid of b*ra ( Yah I know it is very rare, but then I can always fantasied mah ). The problem is most ladies are master of deceive. They may not be able to do anythings about their leg but they sure can made 'adjustment' about their 'nen nen'! I couldn't help but notice how 'full' a lady college is sometime but it is no so 'full' at other time. So I couldn't stand my curiosity & ask her about her 'nen nen' ( luckily she didn't slap me ), her reply is 'push up b*ra ( wouldn't it be nice if there is 'push up undie for guy? Yes ladies do look at guy's cotch & when they see a big budge they will think ' Wah so big arr!' )! Big 'nen nen' is actually a big no no to me! I don't want this to happen to me!

4.Finally I like ladies which is 'active'! I meant her behaviour, not the very shy type. It will be rather boring if the lady is too shy ( active in bed is another matter, shy lady might not be shy in bed, it all depend on the guy 'performance' whether u can give her what she want )!

Phew! This tag is done! Beside this I also reveal myself more in 7 Hor ny facts & 8 Hor ny facts . Gosh! I hope I don't have to do any more such 'revealing' tag!

To my dear readers do feel free to do this tag if u like! I will certainly like to know my reader more! Have a nice day!

Time.....If Only We Can Turn Back Time

I am sure everyone wish they can turn back the clock & relieved their life once more! And to undone whatever mistake they have done! Me, I am no different! Oh how I wish I could turn back time when I am …………..

A Baby!

Because I wish I could choose to be poke out between the legs of a rich & beautiful lady and the guy who made me is rich………filthy rich! That is I wish I can choose my mummy & daddy! But that fellow up stair ( God ) don’t give me the chance or the option to choose! But I have no complained about my parent! I love my parent I know they work their as*s off to bring me up ( but luckily they didn’t know their ‘good’ son has turn into a ‘hor ny’ ang moh in blog sphere ). Now if parent is rich... Woah!……..my life will be totally different! I get to eat good food, drive sport car & get to poke supermodel or classy ladies! This is of cause beyond my control!

In form one

Why……….because I should pay more attention in my study when I am in form one. Especially on my math I should pay more attention to my math’s teacher! But alas I didn’t because I don’t like my math teacher. In fact during her class I always fall asleep in the back corner of the classroom or I am chatting to the girls who sit next to me ( all my life I study in co ad school ). She teach math like firing machine gun! Slow fellow like me got left behind! Also I didn’t like her because she is a big lady almost 6’ tall big in every sense.( Now at form one my body is just ‘developing’ with my hormone going overdrive at all time ) Wah! Her ‘nen nen’ ( bre*ast ) is the size of a large papaya! So when I am not sleeping in class I am being mesmerize by her giant ‘nen nen’ with the following image…………..

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The image is a good wan..

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Nah!!! Seee this is the image in my mind!!!!

See I will suffocated wan by her teaching & her ‘nen nen’! BTW this is just an image running through my mind whenever I look at her ‘nen nen’! Gosh! How can I study my math like this! So until now 1x+1x=11xx or whatsoever….Oh how I wish I have pay more attention to her teaching then her ‘nen nen’!

In form six

I should have pay more attention to school mate sitting next to me! Through out my school life I always sit at the back corner of the classroom ( I am a big guy ) & I always sit next to girls ( somehow they always like to sit next to me as they say they feel secure next to me ). With this sitting arrangement I can sleep if the teacher is an ‘aunty’ type or the lesson bore my as*s off & if the teacher caught me sleeping I can always count on her to warn me & help me out! I should have take out the opportunities & have some pokeing lesson but alas I didn’t! So I have my first poke at an ‘old’ age!

After form six

I should have taken to opportunity to further my study in university! Now I really regard that & I enter the slavery world instead ( working )! So I am a lowly educated! Whatever I poke into sites which is written by highly educated blogger I really have to scratch my ‘hor ny’ head to understand what the heck are they blogging about! And of cause without a degree I am just employed as a lowly employee who have to work his as*s off everyday!

The above is actually a tag by this pretty lady So feel free to do this tag if u want!

Do feel very free to comment. Have a nice day to all my dear reader!

Three Wishes!!!

This is yet another tag I got from this handsome Jah dou ( I have being actively pokeing into site & blog as my toothache is almost gone. & I end up with three tag, this is the last wan ). Aiyoh this tag so boring wan....so I modified it a bit!

The mighty Genie King and the beautiful Genie Princess, from the magical Land of Faraway have finally escaped the clutches of their Evil Master after being held captive for a 1000 years. With the help of their trusty Genie Buddy, they are now flying away on their Magical Flying Carpet on a quest to redeem their souls for all the wicked deeds they were forced to do by the Evil Master!

I have a very boring evening! Nothing much to do. Can't do my usual sexercise as gf's 'aunty' pay her monthly visit ( to my foreign reader, its meant she is having her period so got blardy poosie ) & nothing to watch on the sport channel as almost every channel show football. So I end up watching animal planet & see if I can learn some new technique on pokeing. And then...........poof!!!! A lady appear in front of me. She has the perfect body shape.....firm nen nen ( bre*ast ) & long shape leg.....one look I am all 'fired' up!

Genie Princess: I am… the Genie! and I’m here to grant you three wishes!

Hor ny:U genie arr?? Wah u so beautiful.... Any wish u grant can cum true kah???

Genie Princess: Yes u r my master for now untill I have grant u three wishes.So please made u wishes now as I have to grant other people their wishes!

Hor ny:He! He! U r so beautiful! Ok my first wish is to poke u can or not!

Genie Princess: I can't grant u this wish as u can't poke me as I don't have solid form! Cum on made u wishes now I can't spend the whole day here!

Hor ny:Ok lah... ( just then the TV animal channel show a wild bull pokeing away ) I want to be as strong as a bull........oh can u also give me a 16 inches pe*nis?

Genie Princess:That is two wishes!

Hor ny:Aiyah I assume u r very powerfull mah..made this into one wish lah afterall related mah!

Genie Princess:What related? Ok just this one......I grant u ur wish!

Poof!!!!

Straight away I feel very very strong but I do feel strange & also another small fellow appear in front of me. A small fellow with a small piano & straight away he started playing the piano. Dam irritating!

Hor ny:What is this fellow doing here???!!!

Genie Princess:This is ur wish!

Hor ny:What!!! I wish for a strong bull & a 16 inches pen*is!!!!

Just then it suddenly drawn on me........A quick look at myself.......OMFG!!!

Hor ny:U turn me into a bull & gave me a 16 inches pianish!!!!!I wan to be strong as a bull with a 16 inches pen*is!!! Wah laueh!!!!! How cum u like that wan arr!!!Quick turn me back!!!

Genie Princess:Ok this will be ur second wish! Ur third & last wish??

Hor ny:I wish for........( I have to be very carefull with my last wish, this genie is either very deaf or my 'ang moh' language not good ) no no I wish that all my wish will cum true ( he! he! with this wish I can do anything I want ). Yes that it is! I wish for an all wish!

Poof!!!!

And suddenly in front of me appear an old witch!!!Wah laueh!!!!!

Hor ny:Wah laued!!!U r a terrible,horrigible & vegetable genie! How cum all my wish is like that wan!! All not use to me!!! Now what am I going to do with this old witch...I can't even poke her sooooooo ugly!!!

Genie Princess:That is what u wish! As for the old witch u can ask her to fly off!

Hor ny: Dam! Shoot shoot old witch....go and fly kite & don't even appear in front of me against!KNNCCB ( first time I use this phase it meant fark ur mummy smelly poosie I think, not too sure myself )!

Genie Princess:KNNCCB???? I have never heard of this phase before! Unfortunately ur three wishes is up. I will be most happy to grant u this wish!!

Hor ny:What! No thank u! And a big KNNCCB to u!

I don't want to poke into a smelly poosie for the rest of my life!

There! This is the end of this tag! So to all my dear reader feel free to do this tag if u like! Have a nice day! And TGIF!!!!!!

Agipujah Tag!

I got tag by this Handsome Guy ! I am will try to answer the following agipujah question!

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
I am a guy so to answer this question I just pretend I am a lady! Ah..... party clothes I like..... a simple t-shirt with a bit of low cut or I just left all my button open ( I will like to tease all the guy around... ) no br*a as it is uncomfortable, hot & sweaty after all the drinking. & also a short skirt ( as after all this drinking it is easy to empty myself in the toilet, wearing jean so inconvenience, maybe if I want to be 'cooling' also not pan*ty ). See this is what I wear if I am a lady going to party!

At 10am this morning, I was…

I am in the office already settle down to do my daily job in the 'service industry' & of cause at the same time pokeing in all the blog & site I can poke catching up with the latest news!

At 10pm tonight, I will be…

I will be having my daily 'pansai' session then a shave then a long bath when I will wash every crook & canny of my big body clean......to present myself to my gf!

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?

This wan how to answer arrr?? Aiyah I don't really give a dam! Whoever also can as long as that fellow don't try to made my life more difficult then is already is!

If my spouse told me to do without se*x for a year, I would…

Be crawling up the wall first!!!! Then I will seek help from five sisters ( hand ) & then I will tell her I will be going out with friend to watch life football match ( I hate football ) in my friend house where as in actual fact I will be playing 'ball' & 'bat' with any ladies who fancy me!

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…

The seat lah! How nice it will be if my owner is a young se*xy lady! She got to sit on me everyday & of cause I got to smell her! But if my owner is a men.....I will not answer this stupid question!!

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?

The beach lah! After all I live in a jungle so not see beach is not big deal to me! But I like chocolate boh! Very nice & lic*ky & can do all lot of kin*ky action with gf!

Singapore is good for…

For all it se*xy ladies! I don't know somehow my impression of Singapore is its ladies.After all Anabelle Chong cum from Singapore ( she use to hold the pokeing record )!

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?

May I have another poke??? I prefer to died pokeing rather then anythings else ( actually I have found the perfect way to end my life if I wish to do so )!

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?

This wan not need to guss lah! Of cause with ladies lah! U don't expect me to be left with guys do u?

Die by drowning or by fire?

As mention in the above I will rather died by pokeing!!

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?

A pack of con*dom! Because with this I might just get to earn some money by offering myself to whoever need my service!

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?

'Club de' Poke'.....That will be the name. Sound Frenchish but I don't know the meaning! He! He! Good or not??

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?

Bulb??? Or bulb like shape. So can I say my 'bro's' head is "bulbous"?? So to all my ladies reader do u say ur bf's bro head is "bulbous" or just sticky???

I think my as*s is…

Is flat! No the full round type!So far none of my ladies friend remark about my as*s. Other part got lah!

There I answer all the ajipujah question already! So any of my dear reader want to do the tag? Feel very free to do so! Have a nice day & do leave some comment!

Don’t Ever Ask/Tell Me These!

Wah got this tag from this cute lady . She want me to do the following tag!They die die also want me to confess 8 things/questions I dislike to hear from people or else I’ll be cruelly stigmatized !

1.In blog sphere the most asked question is are u really 'Ang Moh'???

Aiyah my 'moh' is no longer 'ang' lah! It is now 'oh'! Couldn't really blame my reader as the only profile pic is an 'orang utan'. Anyway does it really made any different if I am really 'Ang Moh'?? Will my reader increase??

2.Why u so big arr???

That fellow upstairs ( god ) made me a big fellow ( 95.5kg )! What to do, I cannot made myself small. Actually I don't mind being big ( in fact as far as I know most ladies like big guy, give them secure feeling ).

3.How cum ur gf so small wan arr ( when they saw my gf )?

They ask this question while giving me the 'look' ( Yallah! I known ur people are thinking big guy like me surely will crush & flatten my small gf wan ). She is still my gf that meant I haven't crush or flatten her & it also meant she like the big me!

4.Why u dress like this kah? U r in KLCC u know!

This question is asked by my friend whenever they meet me in KLCC & also this sort of question seem to be in people mind when they stare at me in KLCC. U c whenever I am in KL I usually dress in a cheap shabby t-shirt with short pant & I also wear slipper. So of cause I end up in KLCC wearing like this. I always like to dress up like this because I am a poor guy & KL being a dangerous place full of mugger & rap*ies ! I don't want to be muged for RM10 in my pocket or get poked in my backside!

5.Why u don't take verge?

Big guy like me need energy! Lots of energy! So of cause I like meaty food! If I take verge sure very weak wan!

6.Do u know last night so & so kick & the ball enter into so & so net? U know or not?

Hallo! Hallo! I don't know & I don't give a dam! Not all guy are interested in football! I just happen to know nuts about football ( to me a silly game, just a bunch of guys chasing & kicking a ball all over the place ), luckily world cup cum every 4 years ( whenever world cup cum I have a very boring time as TV only show football ).

7.Oh! U r a Christine ( as I got 'Ang Moh' name in my IC )! How cum didn't see u go to church?

I go to church or stay home pokeing away is my own private business. Why people when they get to know I have a 'Ang Moh' name & a Christine that I must go to church? To me anywhere can pray mah! Last time I go to church to look at chick only mah!

8.Hallo! I have a free insurance coverage for u.................bala bala bala! May I have ur credit card no??

No sir ! I am not interested! Beside all my credit card fully use up! In fact I got late payment remainder! So cannot take up ur offer! Have a nice day!

Finally finished this tag! Anyone feel free to do this tag?

Have a nice day my dear reader!

8 Hor ny Facts

Aiyoh! Get this tag by Spring Fairy! I have done a similar tag on 7 hor ny fact ( but she insist I do her tag ). So here go the tag…………..8 hor ny fact:-

8 Things That I Think You Don’t Really Know About Me

1.I wear spec! Yah! Without my spec I am blind as bat in daytime 1200 degree! In fact without my spec my world is blur blur wan. Very blur I must say. ( so blur that if a nakel lady is in front of me all I see is black patch on top, a small black patch in the middle! But if she shave then no black patch in the middle lah!But if the ‘lady’ happen to be a ‘guy’ I also cannot distinguish. That is why without my spec I must see near near wan or touch then I know if it is a lady or a men! So ladies if u wan to change it is perfectly safe to do so in front of me without my spec. )

2.I am a heavy weight! Yah 95.5 kg to be precise ( my record is 99.8 kg ) in my natural clothing ( nakel lah ). Due to my weight I do fact have some unique problem! For example my poor motor bike ( Honda Ex5 100 cc ) have a hard time carried me ( max speed only 80kph but if gf use it can almost reach 100kph ). If I sit in a kancil it will go down on which ever side I sit. Of cause when it cum to pokeing ( I am very sure u want to know this ) I must be very very carefull so that I don’t crush my partner!

3.I am 5.6 feet tall! Very ‘tall’ hor! Ok ok I know I am not tall ( how I wish I am taller then I will have a super model as gf but this is only wishfull thinking because if my gf is a tall super model I can only reach up to her nen nen . Yeah I know convenience height to have milk ). So u can now image how I look!

4.Shall I tell u how long I am………..? Oh I think better not as this tag is about me not about my ‘bro’! So I will say I got black hair i.e. O moh. No longer Ang moh! Although a long time ago I did dye it red, brown and almost also dye it green ( but didn’t as no such color at that time )!

5.I am fussy fellow! Because of this I will DIY whenever I can. For example cleaning air-con, setting up hi-fi system both home or car system! All I DIY as I believe I can do a better job & of cause to save money. If I can’t DIY like major car repair then I will be on site to ‘supervise’ or ‘observe’ how it is being done!( this apply to my ‘pokeing’ as I try my best to made sure my partner have a good time. I think I am successful in this sense as so far she have never reject my ‘pokeing’ )

6.I am a shy fellow in real life. Ok ok in certain sense I am shy. For example I prefer to stay in the background doing whatever I am suppose to do quietly! Another example will be I am too shy to ask for a ‘pokeing’ service from a ‘service’ lady ( But my friend always seem to have the abilities to pick ladies for free ‘poke’! Perhaps because he is a rich fellow )!

7.I love to watch documentary show, like discovery channel ( I learn a lot from this show as I am lowly educated ), action movie & I prefer English movie to Chinese wan! I hate watching Korean series movie ( but gf love them, so boring to me, laugh 10 minutes, cry for half an hour, running here & there chasing each other! Ending almost all the same! Either get married or cannot get married as they are bro & sis or don’t get married because one of them died or because there is a part 2! Died lah if she ask me to watch Korean movie with her! )

8.Phew! Last wan! Now what I shall I write arrr?? Oh yes! I am an night owl! I normally go to bed around 12.30am ( after pokeing gf, as normally she went off to bed around 10.00pm unless she watch Korean movie, if no too tired I will watch late night news )!

There all finished! So to my dear reader if u feel like doing this tag, feel very free to do so! Have a nice day!

Rm One Million in a horny fellow!!!!!

Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00…………………………

The first things that I did if I have this much of money with me is to change Rm560,000-00 into Rm1.00 notes. That will be a few sack full of Rm1.00 notes in gunny sack.

Then I will pay a visit to several of the Banks that I own money to. I will then visit the Bank's branch Manager & demand to settle all mine outstanding loan with that bank by paying in full! Yes, with all this Rm1.00 notes! He! He! The poor cashier will spend a few hours counting all the Rm1.oo notes!This I will do to all the bank that I own money to.

Why I do this?? I don't know. Maybe I just like the look of the Bank Manager's face when I settle all my loan in Rm1-00 notes! So am I bad..........

As for the Rm440,000-00 I will invested in Russia, buy up a big & nice house. After that I will try to get a Russian Pr. With this I will set up 'Hor ny Production House'. I will employed the most beautiful & different race of Russian Ladies! As long as they are beautiful they can apply to work in my 'production house' also they are willing to becum mother! They will of cause be well pay. In fact I am even willing to share profit with them as they are all share holder of my 'production house'!!! He! He! Still blur blur with what I am doing.............

Ok now I will advertise on the net ' Baby Available for childless couple! Different mother available! Father is big & handsome!' ( I will post up pic of all the beautiful ladies & mother to be on the sites, of cause the father is ur truly but no pic of me ) People can choose which lady they want their baby to be as mother. They can't choose the father but I will grantee them that the baby father is big & handsome!!!

This is how I spend my Rm1,000,000-00! The above way to spend Rm1,000,000-00 good or not! Oh I don't made any donation as almost anyone who do this tag have already made the donation so more then enough money!

Got this tag from a father !

Feel free to do this tag if u want! Have a nice weekend!

Aiyoh..........

I got this tag from storm in a teacup

A.5 things in your bag.

This I think applicable to ladies wan. Guy in most case where got carried bag wan. Ok ok I know most guy working in KL or big cities carried bag. Me on the other hand work in a small village wan. So nomally I only carried myself. So how about 5 things on me.

1. One lighter
2. One box of ciggy
3. One wallet ( sometime full of RM1, so that it look fat )
4. One comb ( to tidy up the 'bush' on my 'hor ny' head )
5. One pair of spec ( I am blind without my spec, so ladies it is perfectly safe to change your cloths in front of me when I am not wearing spec. Actually this did happen but I have no idea wheather that is a guy or a ladies I only have a blurr pic of something black on top & somethings black in the middle )

B.5 things in your room.

Actually what room r u refering to?? Bedroom, livingroom, bathroom, pangsai-room etc?? I suppose I just use bedroom ( as it is the happening room for me )

1.A few boxes of 'safety bag' ie condom* with different type & colour.
2.One big king size bed ( so that many different type of 'activities can be carried out )
3.Two towels ( for further information on their use, please poke in two towel )
4.One a air-con ( sexerise is a very hot & sweaty job so need it to cool down )
5.A few pillow ( to be use nomally plus some other use )

C.5 things you've always wanted to do.

1.To have some 'pokeing' activities when outstation ( untill now none as afraid I get raped* instead )
2.To go speeding at high speed ( untill now only 140kph as that is the max speed my car can go )
3.To have 2 or more GF living together ( not possible as no ladies like to share her men )
4.To travel oversea & visit some 'Ang Moh' land ( not possible as too poor & also no passport )
5.To be rich & famous ( not possible now as 'Hor ny Ang Moh' post too many sensitives entries )

D.5 things you're currently into.

'Currently into' meant what? Someting I am doing now?

1.I am pokeing entries into this post using my middle fingers ( very painfull now as this is how I type )
2.Thinking very very 'hard' using my 'hor ny' head ( my nomal head not the one down there ) what to 'poke' into this entry.
3.'Pokeing' every night as I consider it my daily sexerise ( oh yes the 'pokeing' season is on )
4.Playing PC game
5.Resting after doing all the above!

E.5 people you want to tag.

This wan very hard for me. If I tag five reader the other few hundred readers ( I do hope I have this amount of readers ) will feel that I don't regard them as friends. So to be fair to all my readers it is free tagging!! If u feel like doing this tag do drop some coments OK.

Phew!!! Done finally ( my middle finger is very painfull now ). Have a nice day my reader.

7-Hor ny facts

This tag is done at the requst of Casey & Peanut ( www.caseyandpeanut.blogspot.com/ ). Today very revealing hor! Ok here go, the following are my seven hor ny facts:-

1.My nick is 'hor ny ang moh' which meant in hokkien 'hor ny red hair'. 'Ang moh'or 'red hair normally refer to caucasian or simply people with red hair. In my case, the later is true. I use to have 'ang moh' but that is a long time ago, nowaday I got ' o moh'. I use the nick 'hor ny ang moh' b'cos I pretent to be a 'hor ny ang moh' to pull the sex*y leg of Baby J. Thus 'hor ny ang moh' cum into being.

2.It should be know that I am as 'technologically advance' as an orang utan! I know nuts about internet ( in fact I am first attracted to internet as I am being shown a lot of 'nice' picture by my friend ). Setting up this sites is done with the help of baby g ( thus got her name at the link, until now I still have no idea how she put her name there ) which I regard as my first internet 'sifu' ( please don't ask me how is she as I also don't know her in real life ). Beside her I have also seek help from a lot of my reader like Boss Lepton, Boss Timothey, Ah pek & so on ( please forgive me if I left out ur name but I really appreciated all ur help ).

3.I love to play PC games, expecially the stratergy type where I spend a lot of my spare time thinking how to out-wit the computer ( this sort of game will usually last for hours for me as I am not a clever fellow ).

4.There is no such word as 'diet' in my vocabury! As such when its cum to eating or food, all can do & will do. But I am particularly fond of pork leg.

5.There is also no such word as 'exercise' in my vocabury! It has being replace by 'sexercise'. And so this is the only form of exercise or rather sexerise that I do ( I do believed this is the best form of exercise but it is not applicable to everyone & 'DIY' www.hornyangmoh.blogspot.com/2007/04/diydo-it-yourself-ways-to-diy-yourself.html is useless also ).

6.I also know nuts about 'ball'! I meant any playing 'ball' which is 'ball' games. For example football, basketball, balling or any games involving round things. As such, I am not pasionate about this game ( I know it is rare for guy not to be interested in football ).

7.Finally the last fact!( I am running out of idea what to writes apart from revealing my real self )! I am lowly 'educated'. So to my dear reader please bear with me my poor english & if I leave bad or poor comment at ur sites ( as some of ur entries is too deep for me ) please forgive me OK.

So that is all the seven 'hor ny' fact. So my dear reader happy?

Blogivitis Syndrome: Virus detected!

This is a new type of virus spread by clare( www.clareng.com/ ) .It is only applicable to blog owner as it will infect blog only or those with web sites. Why she want to spread the virus to me?? I suppost she regard me as a friend in blogsphere, in fact I feel very honoured as I saw my 'Hor ny' name on her sites. And as friend u r suppost to spread good things but sometime u also end up spreading bad things as well to ur friend.

Actually I have already contact the virus as I show the following sign:-

1.I am always thinking in my hor ny mind of what to post in my blog, something usefull ( but I think not popular ), somethings 'hor ny' ( this wan very popular, but very risky if gf find out or ID revealed ), somethings 'hor ny & usefull' ( difficult to have this entries but once in a hor ny moon got this entries )

2.Constantly check on my blog's comment ( if got comment, any comment then very happy as it show what I write got people read ) & sites counter ( at least I know my sites got 'poked' by visitors )

3.I check on my sites even afterwork or before I go to bed or on leave using my private 56K ( I cur*se to sky high when I have to waite for an hour for my sites to load & lost all my 'cum' when the 56k line got jamed ) line before I got this virus I hardly use the internet apart from looking at 'nice' picture once in a while.

4.I got all sexieted when informed by nuffnang that I got incuming ads ( but lost all my 'cum' when I saw the earning ).

5.Because I got this virus I have to take pic, so on most occassion I will bring a camera along but until now I haven't got the $$$ to buy myself a cameraphone ( this will enable me to take all sort of pic ).

6.This only applicable to me ( I think ). I got a thilling feeling whenever I blog ( especially on 'educational' post ) as I am faceless ( only orang utan face ) & untill now none of my reader is my real life friends or relatives ( this proof that 'hor ny ang moh' is the most 'technologically advance' in the gang ) or from my area/town.

Well, if my reader have some or all the above signs it meant u also have the virus.

Please pardon ( most appreciated if my reader can teach me ) me as this is my first 'tag', any 'rules' broken or not complied with is done ignorantly.