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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

What To Do???!!! I Am 'Hor ny'!!!

I am sure all my reader have being 'hor ny' one time or another in your life. If u r 'hor ny' at home or alone then no problem. U can always DIY or can ask ur bf/gf to help u out, normally a 'pokeing' solve all this 'hor ny' urge.

Now what happen if u r 'hor ny' while working? Normally if u work in an office environment u do get the 'hor ny' urge but it is very unlikely that u will get this sort of urge if u r out doing 'field' work like in the construction site for example ( surely u don't get 'hard' while running here & there ). In office environment u get to sit down & do ur work & u get to have 'wandering' thought ( u don't get 'hor ny' if u r very busy or u have just being scolded by ur boss ).

Why do we get 'hor ny' while at work? Any normal guy/gurl will have 'hor ny' urge wan. But some guys/gurls are extra 'hor ny' ( ok lah I admin I am extra extra 'hor ny' but only in blog sphere ) so they will have 'hor ny' urge easily. For young guys/gurls it is normal as biologically they are very 'ripe' to do 'pokeing' so of cause this 'hor ny' urge is strong. For guy he can get 'hor ny' at any moment of the day even while working ( I still remember while schooling in my teen I have a very active 'bro' who have the habit of standing at full 'attention' at a particular young teacher! The fact that this young teacher like to wear short skirt doesn't help. So in all her class I have to remained seated as my 'bro' is already standing. If I really have to stand then probably my 'bro' will lift up the table as well! ) . For lady she is normally very 'hor ny' mid point between her 'aunty' visit.

How do we get 'hor nynise' while at work? Those who have Internet access in office will have no trouble getting 'hor ny' when u poke into 'nice' site looking at 'nice' picture so of cause u will get the 'hor ny' urge ( BTW I wander if my 'educational' & 'ho rny' post made u go 'hor ny'?? )! Beside this if ur colleague is a 'hotie' then ur working life will most 'stimulating' & a big 'torture'. Because u can see & smell but what is the use! Cannot touch or poke. So only can fantasize so of cause ur 'bro' is working overtime standing up all the time ( This will be different if u can poke her lah, but I can say almost all the 'hot' colleague are other people gf wan! ). So I do have a 'hard' time when this type of lady is around.So a guy who is reluctance to stand up might be because his 'bro' is already standing up. It is most embarrassing to show a big bulge in ur trouser. As for ladies at the most they get we*t down there when they are 'hor ny' & sometime they have a 'dreamy' look in their eye, some ladies might 'chew' on their pen/pencil, cross & uncross their leg & maybe open & cross their leg, but all this is done under the office table so we might walk right pass a 'stimulated' lady without knowing it.

So what to do if 'ho rny' at work? Well nothing much we can do except to really do our work as a busy fellow will have not time to be 'stimulated'. But due to the present of hoties in the office then perhaps u can go for a 'quick' fix in the toilet. But the office toilet must have soap without soap how to DIY ? But surely u don't want to ' oh oh oh & ah ah ah' in the office toilet do u? Beside this u must think of horrible thought ( like accident since, yucky food or even like as if u r being scolded by ur boss ) to 'soften' ur 'bro' just in case u must stand up ( but a 'bro' standing at full attention will take sometime to 'soften' unless it has discharged it 'duties' ).

This post is done at the suggestion by this hot lady from china! So r u 'ho rny' while working?

13 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

I just at my boss and some of my colleagues, and straightaway potong steam. Wukakaka....

angel said...

hahaha... u not oni hor ny... u oso veli far nie...

errmmm... Soap is a must? No soap, cannot ka? :p So... what brand is the best?

maria said...

haha, seldom get horny during working o..normally will get horny at home when watching xxx movie or porny photos lar

Nonnie King said...

How to get horny when you see your boss and lady boss?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! Wah ur boss & colleague no 'hot' wan arrr??

Hi Angle!Must have soap lah! No soap no can do! I think lux is Ok! He! He! Ok no soap then use cooking oil loh!

Hi Maria! Wellcum! Normal lah if watch 'nice' movie & 'nice' pic! So do u DIY!

Hi Nonnie! Wah ur boss not 'hot' wan arrr???

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Fantasize about your boss when you are horny at work. Kakakaka. Only works if you have a good looking boss though.

Actually.. really no way to release at work la. Unless u wanna go DIY in the toilet. Not shiok also la... no privacy and cannot make noise. Kakaka. Better tahan until you return home. Wukakaka...

AceOne118 said...

If you gets hor ny during opis hours and your little brother is not behaving well, think of the cane (Rotan) wacked on your backside. Sure he will sit quitely and very well tame!! wakaka

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Purple! He! He! My boss is a guy lah! But if I work in KL then my bro will be working overtime!

Hi Aceone! He! He! I don't mind wacking my bro against a lady!

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahahhaa!
i tink its pretty normal to feel horny or ur bro standing up albeit to the cold enviroment in the office..

hahahaha!

but DIY in public place no shiok lah...

hahahaha!

Helen said...

Damn, if I'm the cleaning lady in your office, I expect to be very well compensated.

All those stuff on the floor... :-P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! That is why do DIY at home loh!

Hi Helen! What stuff on the floor?? Got a few hair only!

zewt said...

hahaha... go to the toilet and DIY lor...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Zewt! He! He! I smoke in toilet only!