I Don’t Want To Spend A Lonely Weekend………..

How do you spend your weekend? Are you like me……….spending weekend cutting grass, cleaning out my untidy hut doing some simple DIY? And that is what I do during the weekend day times. As for the night I spend playing computer games or watching some boring movies. In short mostly I have a very boring weekend!

In true I never really look forward to weekend as I will be very bored! Alas this is not so for most of my friends who look forward to weekend starting from Friday night right after work. Why? Because they will be out partying with their girl friends where as for me, I will be a lonely guy. I really envy my friends who have the abilities to pick up women and flirt with women so easily.  Honestly speaking, I am not a handsome fellow & neither am I rich and so maybe because of this I always feel ‘inadequate’ somehow whenever I try to attract women, especially beautiful women. Somehow I always end up behaving like a fool & maybe this scarce off the lady.

So too all my dear readers, what am I suppose to do? Any tips & suggestion will be most appreciated. I just don’t want to spend any more lonely weekends.

I Want To Attract Ladies!

Are you a lonely guy like me? I have spent many lonely weekends alone with just my dog for companion playing computer games. This is no so for some of my friend who seems to have the power to attract women like fly to sugar. I really envy them. Every weekend they will be having a good time partying & clubbing away while I am quietly playing computer games alone in my small hut.

Why? I want to be like my friend who can pick up women like plucking apple from apple tree. I must find out why I am such a loser when it comes to me trying to attract ladies. Perhaps I should ask my friends to see if there is anything’s wrong with me physically or is it due to me being a very shy guy?

So to all my dear readers, can you teach me how to attract ladies & to all my ladies reader can you tell me what you find attractive in a guy. Thank you all so much for all your comment in advance.

Lonely….I Want To Have A DATE!!!!!

Come every Friday & weekend…………..my gang of ‘hamsaplou’ ( Cantonese slang for horny ) friends will be like an expert pickup artist with so many ladies to ‘pick-up’ for their ‘ahem ahem’ weekend activities. Me………..I am also a ‘hamsaplou’, just look at my nick……….I am Horny Ang Moh, but unfortunately for me the only lady I manage to ‘pick up’ every weekend ( actually everyday ) is my one & only gf.

Why like this arrrr???? I want to meet women easily like my friends so that I can have a wonderful ‘ahem ahem’ weekend. What is it that my friend have that I don’t have?

Ok! Ok! I know they got a ‘banana’ but so do I, well maybe, are their banana are bigger than mine?

They are more handsome than me? Well I am not exactly handsome but then my gf always call me ‘big baby’ so I take that I am cute!

Is it because my friend have big car? Yes! I know that lady pick their guy depending on what sort of car they drive. Yes my friend drive sport car & executive car. But I don’t think I lose in this area, because I drive the biggest car among then! He! He! I drive a big diesel 4X4 truck! So any lady with me in my big diesel truck should feel very safe!

Is it because they are rich??? Now this I got to admit defeat. My friend got big bungalow & condominium where as for me I just got a hut, living in the countryside rearing a few chickens & growing some veggies.

So I conclude to be a successful ‘hamsaplou’ picking up ladies for ‘ahem ahem’ weekend u must be very rich! It does not matter if u r handsome or not & the size of the car u drive! I am cute & I drive a big ass diesel truck but because I am poor I got to stay alone with my chickens & I only got to ‘ahem ahem’ my gf!

So to all my dear readers, r u a successful pickup artist or r u likes me, lonely every weekend? Do teach me some of ur tips on ‘how to meet women’. Thank you very very much.

Oh please don’t let my gf know that I am dying to meet women, other women to have a very good ‘ahem ahem’ weekend! My gf will kill me!

I Need Recharging & Relaxing!!!

I am not a machine! I am just a simple fellow made of flesh & bone! After working like a dog or in most case working my ass off just to have a decent life...........I feel dead tired at the end of the day! By weekend I am just too tired just to think about work!

Yes! Recharged! I need to recharged myself before I can pull myself to work! Relax! That is what I must do! But how to relax! Go fishing? Nah!!!! To boring! Beside I don't want to give lots of mosquitoes free meal! Watch movie? But I only watch sexiting movie! So how to relax?

So for more unusual idea on how to relax I go pokeing into internet! He! He! I am a 'hor ny' fellow & I find sensual massage Toronto most unusual! Oh yes! Haveing a very good message is a most relaxing! Now this is not a normal massage! It is a sexy massage in Toronto ! Message is done by very hot ladies! Whoa! Have a look at all the hot ladies! He! He! I even get to choose which one I want to massage me! That is special! For something better & extra I can even go for adult massages & have VIP treatment! Two birds with one stone! My body get messageg while my 'bro' get a work out! All this is done in discretion and a friendly environment! Not! I don't have to worry about cop! It is fully licensed!

Yes! This is my way of relaxing! This shall be the place for me! If I am in Toronto!

Manchester!

Whenever I poke in to sport channel in 'assthrow' I see Manchester ( actually I want to check up on gp-racing, yes I am also a petrol nut )! On Manchester football only, so I am curious to see what is this Manchester about apart from ball kicking!

Woah! I discover quite a lot. Apart from ball kicking u can have a look at many nice picture in Manchester Art Gallery,Cornerhouse, Museum of Science and Industry & so on. Apart from nice pic I am interested to go clubbing here at Rock World for eg.

Apart from this I will like to go to this place & see if it is spooky or not!

Of cause while in Manchester I will like to stay in Manchester Accommodation as I like on save on accommodation.

Beside Manchester I will also poke in to Edinburgh! To visit the The Castle and Cathederal. For accommodation I will check out Edinburgh hotel as pokeing in to Edinburgh accommodation I got many choice of hotel & pices to choose from. And for more deal I will poke in here .

So apart from ball kicking there are more activities in Manchester! This is another wishful thinking on a boring Sunday morning. May be I better buy some 4d no & if I am lucky I will like tio visit the above place for some 'activities' I am most interested in!

So my dear reader wish me luck!

Have a nice day!

'Down Under'

I am bored! I have poke into many sites showing so many place to play, relax & enjoy life! And since I have always like to have a vacation in Ang Moh land, the nearest Ang Moh land is 'Down Under' or better know as Australia!

So I poke around the Internet to see what I can find or do while in Australia.This place is on my must visit list.

The Sydney Opera house!

And I will also like to dine at Sydney Harbour with an Ang Moh Cah Boh! Looking around & eating around sure many place to see & go. But all this activities will cost me money. So I got to save on accommodation & I find cheap accommodation at Cheaperthanhotels Sydney .

After Sydney I will go to Melbourne to have a look at the above big 'rat' found in Healesville Sanctuary in Victoria's Region. While in Melbourne I will stay in Cheaperthanhotels Melbourne .

After Melbourne I will like to go to Brisbane because that is where I can find the great barrier reef! Oh yes I will like to go & visit the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park. So of cause while in Brisbane I will stay in Cheaperthanhotels Brisbane .

I will like to stay in Cheaperthanhotels as it is cheap & I can even have free breakfast, free parking & also Internet access. And with its cheap hotel rate in Sydney, Melbourne & Brisbane that the hotel I will stay in while in Australia!

So 'Down Under' I must go, where I can find bushes, desert, catus & many fun place. I will have lots of fun playing down there! If only I 'kena' 4D! So any suggestion for the number for me to buy?

Any one going to UK to watch ball kicking???

Anyone going to UK for vacation? And while u r in UK what do u do? Well I have being doing some ‘pokeing’ around & made some ‘discovery’. UK it seem is famous for playing ball! Kicking ball, that is soccer or football as its known in the UK. To all the football fan English Premier League need no introduction. So to all the football fan taking in a football match is a must! Oh before they start playing ball, I meant kicking ball, there are about 90 minutes of singing in the football pitch by the supporter for their favorite team. I suppose the fan will be singing their head off before the ball kicking begin. And during the game the fan will cheering & yelling their head off for their team.

Getting a Premium League ticket might be quite hard!You might be interested to try out some of the lesser known clubs in the Premiership if you don't mind which teams you see. It is usually easier to get ticket to see teams like Fulham ( London ), Middlesbrough ( North East England ) or Blackburn ( North West England ) in action. Or you can book your ticket long time in advance to see your favourite team like Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United or Arsenal here at visit Britain here you can find all that you need to know about English Premier League!

You can always made a tour to visit all the famous stadiums also if you can't made it to the games! You can get behind the scenes & have a look at the player changing room. And if you are lucky you can even have a chance to sit in the Manager's match-day seat! All this is organise by the clubs. For more detail u can check out visit Britain .

Well that will be one of the activities u do while in UK. But what about accommodation! After pokeing around in the Internet I poke into cheaperthanhotel ! Whoa! Their room rate start at on GBP 10 for 1 star London hotels all the way to 5 star London hotels from GBP 120 ( GBP 10 only! Cheaper then some local lodging house when u stay only a few hours to do some pokeing, we don’t consider the exchange rate here of cause ) ! Under cheaperthanhotel u can find cheap accommodations all over Europe! Also for top deal or last minute special & even Worldwide Car Hire u can find in cheaperthanhotel . As for football, the following are the 3 largest cities for football in the UK.

If u stay in London check out London Hotel . Here the local ball kicking clubs are:- Chelsea, Arsenal, Fulham & Tottenham.

If u stay in Manchester check out Manchester Hotel . The famous ball kicking club is of cause the Red Manchester United!

If u stay in Liverpool check out Liverpool Hotel . The ball kicking club here is Liverpool of cause!

If I have the money I will of cause pay London a visit now that I know accommodation will not cost me a bomb & pay Mr Bean a visit ( I wander if I can try out Mr Bean attic & decorated the Barkingham Palace Guard )!

So anyone going to UK?????

Feeling Lucky????

Do u have this feeling? U feel like buying or betting on some lucky number etc? Me I don't know about this feeling ( the most femilar feeling for me is 'hor ny' wan ) but someone pass me an email to check out this site .After going through this site I think I better share what I know with my dear reader. If u haven't poke into the site let me introduce it as I have poke into it several time.

It is a bidding sites where u can get prices or money ( both types I am interested in so long as it is free ) by placeing ur bid. Now nomarlly the highest bid win, but this site offer prices/money to the lowerest bidder!!

Eg If 'hor ny ang moh service' is up for bid & the lowest bid won, 10ladies offer 1 banana for hor ny services, 5ladies offer 2banana for hor ny services but only 1 old lady offer 5banana for hor ny services. It meant the old lady win the bid eventhought she offer the most banana. That the the lowest bid with the lowest bidder win!

The reward is most attractive and the range is huge. Free Gifts,Sweepstake,Cash prize are gifts which I am sure u can find most attractive.

So to my dear reader are u interested? If so just poke into register & start bidding & pray that ur bid is the lowest wan.