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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Nice legs! Hot Legs! Going A-Ga Ga!

Recently I have to be in Kuala Lumpur because ‘My Boss fark/Fcuk Me Strong Strong’ & ‘And Now I FarkMy Boss Back.....Literally’ & while in KL I went to do some ‘windows shopping’! Not actual shopping is being done as my pocket is quite empty.

My friends took me to some shopping mall & left me alone there while he went off to do some businesses. Apparently ‘windows shopping’ is the favorite pass time of the west. I must say it is a good way to spend one free time as there are so many big mega shopping malls.

So many things to see but in my case, can see only, not monies to buy! So after look see look see at all the interesting stuffs I got bored! Can see but cannot buy all no use to me!

So I shifted me attention to ‘chick’ watching! Whoa! I must say KL ladies really know how to dress! Dress to KILL! Hot pants & minis skirts seem to be the favorite dress code for KL ladies! No wander got so many ‘force pokeing’ ( rape ) cases in KL!

From my ‘chick’ watching session I notice one fact! Most KL ladies got very very nice & hot legs! In a few cases I though the ladies are wearing socking but upon closer ‘inspection’ they are not wearing socking! Whoa! They have really slim & long smooth legs! Not like where I cum from, the ladies over here got big & ‘hairy’ legs!

Now I really have an eye full of all sort of nice & hot legs while waiting for my friends to pick me up ( I have no choice but to wait for my friends as I don’t feel safe using taxis. ). Since the shopping mall closed at 10.00 pm I have no choice but to wait for my friend at the entrance by squatting on the entrance stair! He! He! Of cause in squatting position I got to see lots of nice legs view!

Oh! It is not my intention to squat down but my legs gave up on me as I have being wandering for a few hours. But I must say some ladies seem to enjoy showing off theirs hot legs. Yes! I notice some ladies do know that I am attracted to their legs ( Some look back at me cheekily! ). Especially those who waited for their bf at the shopping mall entrance, their bf is sure lucky!

Can see & image only. What to do, KL ladies sure got nice & hot legs! So to all my dear lady readers, how do u made yours legs slim, smooth & fair? Care to teach me some tricks so that I teach that to my gf too???

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

So ‘Dry’! How To Fark?

Can a ‘dry’ hole be farked? YES! I am sure that is what some ‘hamsuplou’ ( horny fellow ) say! But trust me as a ‘fellow’ with some ‘sexperiance’, it is dam painful & not enjoyable! Unless ur ‘bro’ have a ‘blocked head’! So to do pokeing into a ‘dry’ pussy…..u needs ‘lubricant’!

The weather is very very hot lately! It has not rain for more the two weeks! So very very very DRY!!! So very very hot & dry that I don’t feel like pokeing at all! In fact in this sort of hot & dry weather I even feel that my gf pussy is also hot & dry ( Ok! Ok! There is nothing wrong with her pussy! Still hot & wet! It is just the farking hot weather! )! BTW I wander how do desert people do pokeing? So hot & sandy some more!

The weather is so hot that immediately after bath I am all wet with sweat against! In fact this few days I have being sleeping with nothing on! Gf have a nice time ‘playing’ with my ‘bro’ every night! But as I say, the weather is so hot that my ‘bro’ is ‘half-death’ in the hot weather! So how to do pokeing?

So to my dear readers, do u do pokeing in this hot weather? He! He! Looking at the title I am sure some of u thinks how to poke into a ‘dry’ hole! Well maybe I will blog on this subject later! In the meantime I hope for ‘wet’ weather soon! I am all ‘dry’ up now!

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

And Now I Fark My Boss Back…..Literally!!!

A continuation from Part 1…………….

I knock on the 5 star hotel room no.3278 where my boss stays at 9.00pm sharp. I am very nervous, just two hours ago I get all the bombs, missile and so on from her. I am getting myself ready for some more ‘bashing’ from her. Aiyoh! It is terrible, horrible & vegetable to work under such a boss!

‘Cum in’………( He! He! Sound like ‘cum in’ to me! )! The room is dimly lighted & I can see my boss lying on the bed reading my report using the bed’s lamp. I went over to her.

‘Horny! Ur report sucks! How am I supposed to recommend u?’

‘Just give me another chance………I am willing to do anythings!’

‘Any things?’ She whispered into my ear! Whoa! I now notice she is dress in a very sexy lingerie sort of night dress!

‘Yes!’ I say breathlessly while I slide my hand into her dress & cup & fondle her B-size breast! Yes! She is not wearing anything underneath! Dam! She look real hot in the dim light ( In actual case she is so so in look but she did have a hot body! A very ‘hot’ MILF! )!

Then while I kiss her she fondle my bulging ‘bro’………that did it! I am out of my pant & whatever I have in not time! And in one swift move I have her in all her naked glory!

I spread out her leg & buried my face between them! Geee!!! She is rather bushy down there ( But not that bad like Cecilia Chung’s! ) so I still get a mouthful of her ‘bushes’ before I can use my tongue to lick & probe inside her very wet & hot lips!

She moan & grasp my hot & throbbing ‘bro’ with her soft hand & then she give me a good bj ( No wander she ask me to have a bath first! )! Yes! Position 69 with her on top & then it is me on top! After that I ram my big & hot ‘equipment’ into her wet & willing pussy! Faster & faster I bang into her! She is moaning & grasping the bed sheets tightly & then she cross her leg behind my back tightly!

Then I give her a good doggy banging! She is real wet & I bang in & out of her like a well oiled engine piston! Yes! I am imaging myself as Michael Shoemarker driving a Ferrari! Except I am ‘driving’ a Ferrari on bed! Gosh! She can really moan when I bang her doggy style ( This style enable deep pokeing, but most tiring for the guy! ) !

After that it is back to the ‘traditional’ style ( Not so tiring! ) & I continue my banging! Sometime fast & furious & then slowly but strongly……….This go on for sometime until my handporn suddenly rang!

OMG! It is gf calling! OMG I forgot to ‘report’ back! Straight away my pokeing performance slow down! I must answer the dam handporn! And I had to do pokeing at the same time as I can’t pull myself out! Not with my boss’s leg wrapped to my back!

‘Huhhh! Darling! How r u now? Ehhhhhh! I am very fine over here! Good night & go to bed ok! Don’t worry about me!’ I grasp all that out in one breath!

‘R u really ok???!!! U sound very tired…….AND WHAT IS THAT MOANING NOISE!’

‘Oh! That wan arrrr??? Aiyah TV lah!!!! Bye I will call u back later! Muah! Muah! Muah!’ And I quickly switch off the phone!

And with some finale banging I exploded inside my boss! Yes! I can see that she really enjoyed my pokeing!

‘U r really a terrible & horrible bugger laying to ur gf! But then u r a very good lover!’

‘What to do? U r my boss! So may I have my salary increments?’








Sight…………..If only asking for salary increments is that easy! Just bang ur boss & give her a very nice & enjoyable pokeing!

This is just another one of my many ‘horny’ & wishful day dreaming! I still have to work my ass off & perform to get my salary increment which until today still haven’t cum yet!

Saturday, May 03, 2008

My Horny Computer Get ‘Raped’!!!

To all my dear readers I am sorry that there have not being much ‘activities’ in this site as my ‘horny’ computer is being ‘raped’ ( No! No! It is not being ‘raped’ by gf! My regular readers will know that I post up all sort of juicy ‘happening’ i.e. pokeing activities in this site under ‘horny’ labels! And all drafts copies are in my computer so I am very afraid that my gf will discover that her goody bf is really ‘horny ang moh’ & that will really piss her off! Thank goodness that doesn’t happen! )!

What really happen is one moment my computer is working nicely & I do my usual proper shut down, on the next started up I discovered I can’t poke into internet using Fire fox! It keeps on showing a message ‘I DNT HATE FIREFOX! USE IE EXPLORES DUDE!’ Dam! I always use fire fox ( That is why I got a fire fox down load button by the side of this site so that all my readers can get free download of this great program! ) as it is so much faster as compare to IE! In this case I have no choice but force to use IE! Aiyoh! Even though IE can be use but it is so slow like a snail!

That is not all I discovered that my movie watching program got no respond! Wah laued! Not only pokeing into internet very slow now I cannot even see my favorite pokeing movie ( bluish movie ) for ‘inspiration’!!!

This is bad! So no choice but to format my HDD & do a clean installation on my ‘horny’ computer ( BTW I always refer to my home computer as ‘horny’ computer as I can poke into any site I want! Not like my office ‘holy’ computer which restrict so many nice site! )! Since I format my HDD all my ‘nice’ pic & movie collection is gone! Puff! Just like that! GONE! Dam! Anyway to prevent this from happening? I do keep my anti virus up to date! So I spend the whole of last night pokeing my computer ( No pokeing last night as by the time I got to bed it is already 3.30am & gf is sleeping like a dead log! )!

To my dear readers, do u think my computer is being infested/rape by a computer viruses? Or worse still get hacked ( I do hope this is not the case as I got a lots of 'nice' collection inside )?!!!