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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Horny Healthy Tips!!!

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear ( Problem is I always use my right ear! Left is normally 'boxed' by gf! )

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day ( Problem is I drink more then that! Drinking coffee before Pokeing is good! )

Do not take pills with COOL water ( I always take pill with warm water )

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm ( Depend on the food I am having! Good food eat more! )

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume ( I have tea everyday! It just happen to be the cheapest drink! )

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume ( This is quite hard! Deep fried chicken wings & french fries is irresistible! )

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night ( If I drink more water in the morning then I will spend the whole morning peeing! )

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS ( My handporn charger is far away from me! )

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time ( Poor fellow like me handporn also no earphone. )

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning ( How to sleep so early! Pokeing only started at midnight & lasted until 1.30 am! )

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping ( After taking medicine already half dead so of cause cashed down to bed! )

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times ( Too busy talking to notice! )

Well I do hope the above is useful to my dear readers!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

U Have To Be A Pro-Poker ( Farker )!

A man is driving down the road and have a flat tyre near a 'Service House' ( Pokeing service that is ). He goes to the house, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The 'mamak in charge' is more then happy to accept him as he show her his gold credit card, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. She also ask him if he want to have some 'service' which he declined as he is very tired! So he choose a nice room & tries to sleep! As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard, wonderful moaning sound! The next morning, he asks the 'mamak' who make the sound, but she say,

I can't tell you. You're not a pro-poker!

The man is disappointed but thanks her anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same house.

The mamak again more then happy accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the mamak reply,

I can't tell you. You're not a pro-poker!

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a pro-poker, how do I become a pro-poker?

She reply, you must travel the earth and tell me how many types of poosies there are and the exact number of poosies u have poked. When you find these numbers, you will become a pro-poker.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the 'service house'. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are so many different types of poosie from white to black color & in between got reddish & yellowish types! I can't tell u how many type of poosies I have poked but I can tell u that all this pokeing have made me think of nothings but pokeing in my mind & my life!

The mamak reply, Congratulations! Whoa! U do all that? And now you are a pro-poker!

I shall now show you the way to the sound.The mamak lead the man to a wooden door, where she says, the sound is behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key?

She give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.

She give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from her, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...

...silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the she say, This is the key to the last door

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight.
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. . . But I can't tell you who it is because YOU are not a pro-poker!



( This is not the original version! For the original version poke in HERE! )

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I Need Recharging & Relaxing!!!

I am not a machine! I am just a simple fellow made of flesh & bone! After working like a dog or in most case working my ass off just to have a decent life...........I feel dead tired at the end of the day! By weekend I am just too tired just to think about work!

Yes! Recharged! I need to recharged myself before I can pull myself to work! Relax! That is what I must do! But how to relax! Go fishing? Nah!!!! To boring! Beside I don't want to give lots of mosquitoes free meal! Watch movie? But I only watch sexiting movie! So how to relax?

So for more unusual idea on how to relax I go pokeing into internet! He! He! I am a 'hor ny' fellow & I find sensual massage Toronto most unusual! Oh yes! Haveing a very good message is a most relaxing! Now this is not a normal massage! It is a sexy massage in Toronto ! Message is done by very hot ladies! Whoa! Have a look at all the hot ladies! He! He! I even get to choose which one I want to massage me! That is special! For something better & extra I can even go for adult massages & have VIP treatment! Two birds with one stone! My body get messageg while my 'bro' get a work out! All this is done in discretion and a friendly environment! Not! I don't have to worry about cop! It is fully licensed!

Yes! This is my way of relaxing! This shall be the place for me! If I am in Toronto!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bu*tt Crack & 'Run Light' ( Accidental Exposure )!!!

Jean with low cut is very popular nowadays. Young & fashion trendy ladies love to wear this low cut jean. I suppose it made them look se*xy. Well to me yes, it does made them look se*xy if the ladies have long legs & slim in profile!

But the problem is when the ladies sat down! It expose their bu*tt crack! And also exposed the color of their pan*ty! But is some case I only got to see bu*tt crack but didn't see any pan*ty! I wander why? The lady not wearing any pan*ty or super low pan*ty? If she wear g-string then at least I can see the string. But in this few cases I only see bu*tt crack ( To my ladies readers can tell me if got such super low cut pan*ty? )!

Nice view if the lady have nice bu*tt! But some bu*tt really not nice to see as I can even see pimples on the bu*tt! I am sure all this ladies are aware of the short cumming wearing low cut jean! Because almost all the ladies try their best to pull up the jean! Only a few ladies didn't do that & this are the few ladies with really 'hot' body! I am sure this ladies are aware of the 'disturbances' they are causing & are enjoying every moment of it!

What happen when a lady wear ultra short skirt? She will be the cause of all sort of accident! More often then not wearing ultra short skirt ladies have hot body shape! Dam! How many car slow down to take a closer look when the driver see such a lady walking along a street? More so if the driver just saw the lady hind view! He will slow the car really slow just so that he can see how such a lady will look like in front! That will be the cause of his car being 'kiss' by the car following behind too closely! What a big disappointment if the lady turn out to be so so only! He! He! In most case that is true as she might look very 'hot' from behind only!!!

What happen when ladies wearing ultra short skirt sat down, spread open her leg a litter bit or cross her legs??? If she sat down in a office she will be a big disturbances to the office working environment ( not applicable in office full of ladies )! Every guy will be sitting down staring or try their best not to stare or pretend not to stare! Some guy have to sat down longer as their 'bro' have already stand up! That is why a secretary can have the boss under her control! Try to image a secretary wearing ultra short skirt, office jacket, two top most blouse button unbuttoned & wearing socking some more, seating on the boss table edge! I am very sure the boss will give in to her 'demand' & 'advice' ( not applicable for lady boss or boss who is interested in guy )!

What happen when ladies wearing ultra short skirt sat down & have a drink or have her food in a eating place? This is what happen ! While waiting for her food she open & cross her legs all the time ( Yes! Some ladies do have such habit! ), what will u do?! Not only that, I even saw a lady cross her legs yoga style while chit-chatting with her friends in a cafe! He! He! Luckily she is wearing short pant! If she is wearing skirt that will be a major 'running light' ( exposure )!

It is not my policy to go looking for 'running light' but sometime when such sight is done within ur sight what do u do? As a 100% normal guy I have no choice but look! I have learn my lesson in ' I can see ur nice 'nen nen' ' !!! See & enjoy the 'show' but keep ur big mouth shut! If gf is with u do it without her knowledge ( U will get boxed by her if she caught u staring at other ladies! ).

To my dear lady readers, do u do the above & enjoy all the attention u get? For the guy, what do u do if u saw the above?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I Can Poke Against! I Am Free From Lock-Up!!!

Do u know how it feel like to be in a lock up?! In a small & windowless room 5' X 5' where u can do nothings except do everything in ur head! U will go nuts in no time! The feeling is terrible, horrible & vegetable! This I can guarantee u!

This is exactly how I feel when this site got lock-up by 'blogger spam robot' ( Don't ask me how this 'robot' look like as I know nuts about all this. In fact I also know nuts about 'spam blog' so to prevent this I got word verification on. ) ! I want to post but cannot publish! This is driving me nuts! To me it is the same as want to poke but cannot poke ( It is somethings like a se*xy lady offer herself in front of u but ur 'bro' is still 'sleeping'! So how to poke???!!! Fingers pokeing is different from 'bro' pokeing! ).

Most frustrating for me! In fact so frustrating that I go & post this entry & this entry and set up a new site ( Comical Hor ny Thought Of Comical 'Hor ny Ang Moh' ) as the previous post is me being sick, with not entry posted up, my readers might thought that I have died!

Ok! Now I got two 'house' ( sites )! What shall I do with two house? If I got two gf I will know what to do ( He! He! I will poke on alternate days! )! Well all my 'hor*ny' post will be in this site while I will keep my other site 'clean' ( To the best of my abilities of cause. )!

Whoa! It certainly feel nice to be back in 'action'! Wellcum to all my readers! Have a very nice day!