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Monday, March 31, 2008

Horny Healthy Tips!!!

Health - Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear ( Problem is I always use my right ear! Left is normally 'boxed' by gf! )

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day ( Problem is I drink more then that! Drinking coffee before Pokeing is good! )

Do not take pills with COOL water ( I always take pill with warm water )

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm ( Depend on the food I am having! Good food eat more! )

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume ( I have tea everyday! It just happen to be the cheapest drink! )

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume ( This is quite hard! Deep fried chicken wings & french fries is irresistible! )

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night ( If I drink more water in the morning then I will spend the whole morning peeing! )

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS ( My handporn charger is far away from me! )

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time ( Poor fellow like me handporn also no earphone. )

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning ( How to sleep so early! Pokeing only started at midnight & lasted until 1.30 am! )

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping ( After taking medicine already half dead so of cause cashed down to bed! )

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times ( Too busy talking to notice! )

Well I do hope the above is useful to my dear readers!

6 comments:

Health, Fitness, Science said...

I actually turn off the ringer of my phone if it's my time to sleep. Because when I sleep I really want to sleep... Having a good night sleep is very important... This is very informative... Thanks

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi HFS! Wellcum! Tq very much for ur comment!

Belle said...

alamak! no cold water how to survive?!!!!!! and who sleeps 10-6 nowdays... even babies don do it!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Belle! Yalloh! Stupid tips! He! He! I don't follow wan!

Cocka Doodle said...

How come you are the one taking the pill? I thought she should be the one taking it? *blur*

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cocka! She want me to take pill mah! Sleeping pill! So that I don't poke her all the time!