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Monday, October 26, 2009

Penis........NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


He! He! Those of u who work & have to log on their work station will understand that it is a real pain in the ass trying to remember the various password to use & some more have to use a combination of character, number & minimal number of combination, usually ranging from 6 to 12. Now it become a real pain in the ass when u r force to input new password every 60 days & u r not allow to use the same password ever! Oh! Yes! One of my work station impost such protocol!

So how do u over cum such about the following:-

penis1cm ( look my penis is definitely much much longer then this )
& so on & when u r tried of using cm u can use inches like so:-

Now some smart ass IT bugger will make such password 'illegal', u can try the following password & see if it is 'illegal':-

fuck ( follow by ur boss name/initial or even ur company name )
fack ( if ur IT bugger always poke into the net )
pussy ( u can use poosie instead )
knnccb ( if ur IT if a hokkian/hakka bugger, it meant 'fuck ur mother smelly pussy )
3278 ( if ur IT is a foochow bugger, it meant fuck ur pussy )
BloodyMary ( if ur IT bugger is a 'Ang Moh' )
FuckMU ( if ur IT bugger is a Manchester United fanatic )
FuckLiverfool ( if ur IT bugger is a Liverpool fanatic )

Well the above is just some of the 'illegal' password, do add some more in the comment!

Have a very nice day to all my dear readers! :)