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Sunday, October 07, 2007

I am so happy that I am a....BUT!......& to our parent! ( Part 1 )

Guy!! ( please my dear lady readers don’t ‘parang’ or ‘kill’ me, later on in part 2 I will tell u why it is so great to be a girl ). A boy with an ‘equipment’ or ‘bro’ as it is commonly referred to. Yes I am happy to be a boy! I can do what I want! I can pee any where I want! If it is hot I can be half nakel! Most importantly I don’t have to wear ‘safety bag’ when ‘aunty’ pay her monthly visit because ‘aunty’ don’t visit guy! And of cause I can poke into a lady & not be poked ( in most case but that will not be so if I get rap*ed & get poked in the back side )!

BUT! Not but lah as a guy we are happy as can be! Yes I am sure ur parent is most happy that they give birth to a baby boy. Well as a boy I am sure u give ur parent a lots of joy & no doubt also a lots of trouble & headache as well maybe even more headache then joy.

As a boy u are expected to be a notty monkey getting in to all sort of trouble ( most of the boy anyway, if u r lucky ur boy could be a quite, obedience & a mummy boy ) like fighting in school, stealing, disobedience in school & at home. As a boy u will be bullying ur younger sibling & generally will a pain in the as*s for ur parent! While u r still in ur primary school ur parent will be worry sick at what sort of trouble u r up too. They will be most anxious & apprehension to received a call from the headmaster. In primary school the call will be something like the following:-

HM: Mr & Mrs Horn y! U son arr so notty wan arr! U see he didn’t do his math’s & BM homework …………….How can like this wan! Not only this! After punishing him to wash girl toilet ( apparently to a teacher this is to teach a guy a humiliating lesson & also girl toilet is more smelly ), stand up in assembly ( I will feel very outstanding standing up in the stage with teachers ) & canning him in the but*t ( I will wear a few undies so where got painful wan ) he still no do his homework!

Hor ny’s Parent: Ok! Tq for informing us. We will give him a lesson & this will not happen against!

So the at home u will give ur boy a good canning ( this is rare nowadays as parent no longer cane their children ) & tell their kids the important of good education ( in most case unless the parent just lets their kids be ). In some case the parents end up doing their kids homework!

Now when u r in secondary school ur parent might received a call from the headmaster:-

HM: Mr & Mrs Horn y! Do u know what trouble ur son is in! He is involved in a fight! That other guy end up with a black eye, torn uniform & almost have a broken arm! And he has also being seem around ladies toilet!

Hor ny: But that guy calls me a ‘hor ny ang moh’! As for ladies toilet a girl ask me to stand guard outside the toilet when she do her business in the toilet! I no see anything wan!

Hor ny’s parent: Son don’t ever do this against!

So that will be the sort of call a guy parent face when their boy is schooling ( ok lah maybe not that bad lah just some example ). Now u r in ur teen & if u have being a good boy u will still be schooling in form six or in university. But not every guy have schooling quality so some will be looking around for job or most will be unemployed depending on ur parent. At this stage ur parent will be most anxious not received a visit from a total stranger parent with their daughter & the following take place:-

Girl parent: Wah laueh!!!! Seee what ur son do to my daughter…..See her tummy is getting bigger each day! Why ur son like that wan arrrr??? Simply poke wan arrrr!!! NOW WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO???!!! Ah Moi! U tell uncle & aunty what happen!

Girl: See every night ur son bring me out & after sometime he poke into me………and then my ‘aunty’ didn’t cum for two month already so I check with doctor…& doctor say I got baby already…..ur boy baby……..

Hor ny parent: Harney u cum down at once!!! Did u POKE into this lady!!!!

Hor ny: What lady? Why I don’t even know her! Wah laued!!! U knows I don’t have gf yet!

Girl parent: Is this the guy who pokes into u?

Girl: Eeeeeh! Not lah! Not this guy!

Girl parent: Oh!!! I am sooooooo sorry wrong house! Please accept our humble apology!

Hor ny parent: Aiyah check first lah! Luckily I haven’t ‘parang’ my son!

Now what happen if u really poke into a lady & give her a growing tummy? I am sure u will be in deep shi*t & ur parent might lost ‘face’ ( actually this is not applicable in big cities as neighbors don’t give a hoot on what happen next door so face or not face didn’t matter, but not if u lived in a small town ). Ur parent might even freak out if they received a call fro the police!

So u sees as a boy we do give trouble to our parent! The above is just as example for the sort of troubles guy can get into. No! I didn’t give the above trouble to my parent…….well some of it did happen to me but simple & small trouble lah! It did happen to my friends. So I am still happy to be a guy but see what sort of possible trouble we can give to our parent!

20 comments:

Winn said...

guys still is easy to manage lor...

if daughter hor u have to worry this and worry that...i mean, guys mia case more breezy la....gal ones ' sau mei cheong' ..haha

belle said...

WHAHAHAHHAHAHAH EII NOT THIS GUY LA
lol!

if i want c a child.. i rather have a boi..really worry doter will got rape..sigh..
being a girl is so fragile lo

mr fong said...

HAHA not this guy.It's me la.

AceOne118 said...

I'm so lucky to be a boi! kekekeke

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Wim! He! He! So u like to have a boy!

Hi Belle! But u r a girl leh! Why u don't like to be poke but want to poke arrr???

Hi Mr Fong! This guy ok wan!

Hi Aceone! Yalloh! So lucky!

Helen said...

Hmm, it goes both way. You lost a son when he marries, you gain a son if your daughter marries.

I calculate hor, it's still better to have a girl. :-P

L'abeille said...

*parang hor ny* -cabut fast fast

littlepolaris said...

eh, my bf also say wan a son la bcos he also worry our daughter kena poke then will rugi.

Daniel said...

haha.. boy or girl also got their susah wan... they go look for trouble n end up daddy n mommy pick up their sh*t... hahahahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi helen! Good comment! I never thought of it that way!

Wah L'abeille! U parang my which head? He! He!

Hi Polaris!Ur bf cannot like this wan lah!He is pokeing into someone daughter now!

Hi Daniel! Yes u r correct!

Iwan Sanchez said...

yeah lah horny,
i agreed with you also..

i tink i am proud to be a boy and eventually a man. hahahaha!

But to those who are born as a boy but in the end jadi perempuan lei?

what say u?

have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! Wah this question I have to do some 'reseach' before can answer!

Angie Tan said...

Kakakkakakakakaa....

If i hv son, must teach him something about how to use the bag-la, then, no need to have unnecessary problem.

Iwan Sanchez said...

after u done with ur research, let me know ok?

Ashleigh said...

Thanks for visiting my blog.

I'm actually very grateful that I'm a female. Actually extremely happy that I'm a sister, daughter and a girlfriend. Being a girl doesn't mean I'm a fragile weakling.

That "aunty" which visits us every month, can be controlled with hormonal pills like Progestin which is also a birth control pill. Please, I beg of you do research before blogging.

And, not all daughters center their lives around "pretty cloths" as you say or make-up and cosmetics.

We may like fashion and the superficial but that doesn't mean we aren't capable of deeper insights.

Please, this is the 21st-Century, it's actually embarrassing to see you blogging about all these narrow minded stereotypes that don't apply to us women anymore.

And to belle, 80% rape victims are actually raped by people they know and trust such as their uncles, fathers, male teachers and distant relatives. As women, we need to empower ourselves with knowledge and wisdom, which most men lack profoundly. Telling yourself that you are weak makes you a weakling.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Ashleigh! Wellcum! Tq for ur comment! Have a nice day!

Ashleigh said...

What? That's it? I give you more than my two cent's worth, hoping to shed some light in that dingy and practically non-existent brain of yours, and that's all you can reply?

Or is my sarcasm and english too high-flown for your miniscule male-brain to comprehend?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Ashleigh!Ha! Ha! Yeah! I do appreciated ur '2 cents'. Yes u must understand that after all I am lowly educated so of cause in respond I wish u a good day!Oh BTW do keep in mind I am after all a 'hor ny ang moh' with the iq of an 'orang utan'! He! He! So with this respond r u happy? Have a nice weekend!

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