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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I am so happy that I am a....BUT!......& to our parent! ( Part 2 )

Girls! I got to wear pretty cloths! I got to use make up just like mummy! Oh she is so pretty! Guy got to call me out! He! He! Guy got to treat me well & then I will ‘squeezed’ him dry ( money wise ) & he got to buy my gifts! On my birthday, when we first meet, on Chinese New Year ( ok ok maybe not on CNY ), on Christmas day and on any most ‘important’ day I can think off! And if he forgot!!! He better don’t! If he forget, then forget going out with me ( some ladies r like that, play 'hard to get' & such ladies have rich bf even though the guy may look like 'kanasai' ie sh*it)!

As a lady I expect a guy to help me out in all sort of things! He got to open doors for me ( not applicable in Asian as guy here seldom open doors for ladies ), help me to carried my shopping for me ( Yes us guy do that! And some ladies when they do shopping it is like as if they are buying a whole house, guy u better drive a big car, a kancil is just not big enough when a lady do shopping during mega sale! ) & most important a guy is expected to pay for my shopping ( Yes us guy do that if we can afforded it )!

I am also expected to know nut about car! These are guy ‘job’! As long as my car can move it is good! And because I am a lady I expected to be treated like a lady ( Yes most guy do treat ladies like their princess like ur truly but there are guy who treat lady badly )! And if guys don’t do as I fancy him to do so, I will not allow him to poke me ( Yes for a good poke guys are willing to do almost anythings )! Yes if he is not a ‘good’ boy he get to sleep alone!

And finally as a lady I can leave all decision making to the guy ( I blog on the guy in Part 1 ) ! 'I don't know! Ask my hubby/boyfriend' is a good reason to be use by ladies ( ' I have to ask my wife!' reason can be use sometime by guy but in most case if he use such reason people will this the guy is a sissy or a 'henpeck' hubby )!

BUT! I hate my ‘aunty’! When my ‘aunty’ cum I will be most miserable! I hate the wet feeling! I have to check if my we*tness shown through! I really can’t wear anything I like during this time. OMG I got to be poked!!!! How it is like?? Painful ( not painful wan lah if the guy do it properly if fact most enjoyable )?? And giving birth!!! This is most frightening ( This is the main reason why guy are happy that they are guy! Being poked is not the main reason! In fact some guy like to be poke! Apparently a guy g*spot is located inside the as*shole )!

As a parent I am sure they are most happy that they have a baby girl! Ur mummy will be most happy as she have someone to help her out in the house & she will be a good companion ( Oh yes! I am sure my lady readers do watch boring Korean love dramas with their mummy. Don’t expect the guy to do this!). And most importantly ur mummy will know that her daughter will go shopping with her & she get to pass on her shopping skill to her ( See even at young age a lady already know how to shop! Her shopping skill includes trying at least dozens different pair of shoes before finally buying just one pair next week! Oh yes she also learn to sq*ueeze all the apples on shelf before buying just two apples for example! ).

He! He! I am sure a mummy will have a fine time teaching her daughter how to buy a nice br*a, which pad to use when ‘aunty’ cum & even which type of pan*ties to wear! How to put on make-up which all ladies like to learn so that she will look so attractive & desirable ( we guy of cause fall for this hook, line & even sinker )! Oh yes! She will also pass on her cooking skill ( slowly not longer applicable as some ladies nowadays also don’t know how to cook ) so that she will know the way to a men heart is through his stomach ( No doubt the mummy will tell her daughter that is how she get daddy )! And in some rare case when some mummy are more liberal she will also pass on her lo*ve ma*king skill!

A girl general don’t give much trouble to her parents during her schooling day! To my teacher readers how many notty students are girls? The problem only begins when a lady reached her teen ( this also no longer applicable as some ladies get 'developed' even in primary 5 )! But then it is not really a girl fault. The problem is pretty ladies sometime created & attracts trouble! So most parent are very worry most of the time if their daughter is beautiful! How many times a guy get into trouble because of a lady? How many ‘battle’ a guy has to fight to ‘win’ a lady attention? Beside this, a girl is of cause more 'expensive' to have ( I am sure I will get a few bombastic comment from my lady readers over this ) as her clothing is more expensive & her need is unique ( monthly 'bag' for 'aunty' ) & make up kits, shoes ( a lady need goodness know how many pairs of shoes! ) & so on & so froth!

It is almost every parent nightmare when their beautiful daughter attracted ‘unsuitable’ boyfriend or boyfriends or worse still when she get poked & have a growing tummy! But then it is a dream cum true when their daughter manage to attracted a millionaire to be their son in law ( how cum most the rich guy r ugly while the handsome one are ‘useless’ & poor! However not applicable to ‘Hor ny Ang Moh as he is poor & as ‘handsome’ as an ‘orang utan’ ).

So u sees even being a lady not bad also & to a parent a girl in the family is godsend! So to my lady readers don’t u feel u are always someone’s special?

15 comments:

Daniel said...

my wife has always like to have a baby girl n since she's pregnant now (n it's too early to know baby boy or girl) she's been saying how nice to have a girl

lovegoddess said...

can't imagine myself being a parent..no easy task..

thats why i opt not to have children

Helen said...

So to my lady readers don’t u feel u are always someone’s special?

All the time! I dun want a KKC...lol

Pundit Puckle said...

Way to go Horny man...I luv the way you write!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Daniel!Congratulation! Boy or girl will do lah!

Hi lovegoddess!Its ok wan! Once u becum a parent then have to give up a lot! But ur reward will be more also!

Hi Helen! Wah u comment.....He! He! I am sure u get more then just a loving KKC!

Hi Pundit!Tq for ur support!

Iwan Sanchez said...

being a gal is not easy, must make up lah, must give birth lah.. and also must endure period pains and stuffs.. must put on bra lah..

hahahahaa!

so ma fan!! hahahaha!

L'abeille said...

You envy us ladies or not? hehehe

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! That is why there are men to love them! He! He!

Hi L'abeille! I am happy to be a guy! Some more can do pokeing!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Horny, sometimes I wonder if you are a girl. How come you know so much about a girl?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Purple! As far as I know I am still a guy who can poke! He! He! I know a lot as most ladies after knowing me do tell me a lots of stuff!

littlepolaris said...

oh my... ahaha
wei guy's clothes more expensive la! We buy 1 shirt cost rm29.90, guy buy 1 shirt rm109.90!
and then hor the reason why girl have to jual mahal is so that she could filter out all the insincere guys who just wanna poke her.
If a guy relli love her, very determine to be with her, of course he will go through wind and storm to be with her ma!

If you seek for it and never give up, you'll find the treasure inside later =). Even pearl also like dat wat. U have to dive into the sea deep deep, find the oyster, crack it open just to get a pearl.

littlepolaris said...

and oh horny~
everyone is special and unique in their own way.

maybe u not rich or hensem but u definitely have a beautiful heart and skillful in poking!

have a nice pokey day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Polaris! U too have a nice day!

Lili Gemini said...

Girls! I got to wear pretty cloths! I got to use make up just like mummy! Oh she is so pretty! Guy got to call me out! He! He! Guy got to treat me well & then I will ‘squeezed’ him dry ( money wise ) & he got to buy my gifts! On my birthday, when we first meet, on Chinese New Year ( ok ok maybe not on CNY ), on Christmas day and on any most ‘important’ day I can think off! And if he forgot!!! He better don’t! If he forget, then forget going out with me ( some ladies r like that, play 'hard to get' & such ladies have rich bf even though the guy may look like 'kanasai' ie sh*it)!

As a lady I expect a guy to help me out in all sort of things! He got to open doors for me ( not applicable in Asian as guy here seldom open doors for ladies )

This is one blog post that riles me. Apparently you don't understand women the way you think you do. Not all women are like that, they don't just 'wear makeup and wear pretty clothes', as you assume. And not all women 'squeeze men dry of their money' like you think.

Apparently your blog post is entirely made of assumptions that absurdly WRONG.

For you information, NOT ALL ASIAN GUYS seldom open doors for their girlfriends or wives. I know plenty that have good manners and they do so even for their female friends.

I know many females who are independent in their own way and they DON'T NEED GUYS TO TREAT THEM LIKE THEY'RE WEAK, FRAGILE BEINGS ON EARTH.

You are insulting us females by saying so. I am an independent female who is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, and I DON'T NEED MALES TO HELP ME OUT IN ALL SORTS OF THINGS.

You're being very unreasonable when you say that "as a lady I can leave all decision making to the guy". Because us females deserve a right to make our own decision making too! What, do you think males run the whole universe? What a horrible chauvinistic manner you have.

Quoting your sentence "I am also expected to know nut about car! These are guy ‘job’! As long as my car can move it is good!"
That's all you know. Ever heard of female engineers? Not all females know nothing about a car and it's spare parts. What, do you think we're in need of help all the time? You don't think we can stand on our own two feet?

That 'aunty' is something females deal with. You have a terrible way of putting it. 'Being poked' as you say, does not necessarily mean we will get pregnant, ignorant fool. Haven't you ever heard of pills?

Your sentence '( slowly not longer applicable as some ladies nowadays also don’t know how to cook )' gets on my nerves too. Excuse me? So what if females don't know how to cook? Ever heard of instant noodles?

"So most parent are very worry most of the time if their daughter is beautiful! How many times a guy get into trouble because of a lady? How many ‘battle’ a guy has to fight to ‘win’ a lady attention? Beside this, a girl is of cause more 'expensive' to have ( I am sure I will get a few bombastic comment from my lady readers over this ) as her clothing is more expensive & her need is unique ( monthly 'bag' for 'aunty' ) & make up kits, shoes ( a lady need goodness know how many pairs of shoes! ) & so on & so froth!"

All females are beautiful. Are you saying that there are only rare ones out there who are pretty? And all the rest are ugly? Come on, get your facts right!
Damn right you're gonna get a few bombastic comments from female readers! You're looking down on us females by saying that we're 'expensive' by our needs!

Women deserve a right to be treated fairly in this world, and you're denying the fact by looking down on us that way.

What a total loser. I hope you come to your senses soon enough to treat your girlfriend right (if you have one) and not think she's some toy you can just 'poke' into. Just because we have the 'aunty' that comes monthly doesn't mean we're incapable and irresponsible females.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi lili! Wellcm! Allow me to congratulate u first for being the first to put down such a long & detail comment on my site! I shall also thank u for ur time spending going through each sentence & analyzing the meaning!Should I ruffler a few of ur feather then sorry but then this is a view of a 'hor ny ang moh'! I am sure in real life it is totally different! Have a nice day!