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Sunday, October 14, 2007

I want to buy this, this and this………

I am sure my dear readers have this in mind when ever u goes shopping or when planning what to buy. Me, I am no different when it cum to shopping! The following are top on my want:-

I want to buy a LCD for my computer. I have being using a 17” LG Flatron for the pass 7 years. Lately it is showing me ‘color’ or sometime no color that is black & white only but most of the time one color like green, yellow or red! So how to play PC game like this? I don’t even know which side is which side ( normally enemies are in red ) when my monitor give me ‘color’! This is also very frustrating when I watch ‘nice’ movie using my PC ( I like to watch ‘nice’ DVD movie using computer as I can fast forward to the ‘nice’ part. But I want to watch guy pokeing pretty ladies, not ‘green’ people pokeing )! Normally I give the monitor behind a few slap & the normal color will cum back ( when watching ‘nice’ movie I have to slap a few time but this ‘slapping’ action greatly affect my ‘bro’. So where got ‘fun’ like this? ).

I want to buy a new car. Everyday I saw cars ads with very temping price, some more with free gifts. The urge is even greater when I heard so & so buy new cars & people ask me when do I buy one as my cars ( which I fondly refer to as my mistresses ) are all very ‘old’ as in outdated ( problem with having ‘old’ car are it like to give u all sort of small problem like air-con suddenly becum heater, so u will suddenly be ‘on heat’. And there are all sort of noise like squeaky sound inside the car, very disturbing if u want to do pokeing in a car ).

I want to go on a vacation! Oh how I longed to go oversea for a vacation after a few site which I poke in & the site owner will blog on how they enjoy in so & so places & do what in so & so places ( So far I have never go oversea as I don’t even have a passport & also being lowly educated I am afraid to venture out. I might even get lost or worse still be kidnapped & sold off to the ‘pokeing’ world ).

BUT I did none of the above! I didn’t buy a LCD monitor ( yes it is quite cheap now ) as I can still use it after giving it a few slaps ( but I will buy it as soon as slapping is useless & when I got enough money ) & so nowadays I have to watch ‘nice’ movie with volume turn real down ( I don’t want to wake up the whole neighborhood with all the 'Oh! Oh! Oh!' & 'Ah! Ah! Ah!' sound )on my TV with dvd player. It is just that I can’t really fast forward it so much.

As for buying new car! Forget about it as the trade in value of my ‘mistresses’ is real low. In fact card dealers prefer u not to trade in ur cars! So I suppose I will be driving ‘old’ car for a long long time.

Forget going for vacation! How to go for vacation when I don’t even have the money? But if someone sponsor me then no problem I made great traveling companion! I can keep u amuse with all that I know & beside this I am very good in certain ‘field’ ( Pipe dream I know. I am after all a ‘hor n yang moh’ not even a handsome guy but if I am a ‘hot’ lady then maybe got sponsor. That is why it is not so bad to be a Lady ).

Not! All the above wants have to put on hold. Instead I spend my hard earn money buying essential stuff. Mainly food stuff like vico ( in fact I just bought 4 2kg pack at RM20.60 each ) canned foods & so on & so forth as there might be another increase in price. Life is getting very tough in ‘boleh land’.

So to my dear readers do u find life getting tougher everyday?

19 comments:

clement said...

as the chinese says.. money no enough.. he he

Anonymous said...

it's becoming tougher and tougher. need to scrimp and save on everything.

littlepolaris said...

yea... everything price increase but salary no increase. I wonder how those rich ppl bcom so rich. they r getting richer n richer everyday and we so poor.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Clement! Yes money not enough!

Hi Anomus! Yalloh! Have to forgo somethings!

Hi Polaris! Me too wander how rich people get richer & richer while poor people get worse each day!

W_W_H said...

ang moh, got one idea. wat u say if we go and find a powerful sifu and ask for a 4d number??? we hit big big lah, strike edi money mah enuf loh.........

Joyce said...

Canned food o.O I used to drink Campbell mushroom soup twice a day, and now I can only afford 5 cans a week.

Life is getting tougher and tougher in bolehland.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

How many cars you want? I think you have many cars... 2 wheel, 4 wheel, etc. right? Hehe.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Joyce! Wellcum! Yallo! Very soon if it get worse I might have to look for extra job!

Hi Purple! Just two old car & one one bike!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! Aiyah! I also looking for this sifu! But they say got but u must sell ur soul wan! So no use if got money but die!

Cocka Doodle said...

Want to work for me anot?
Got consignment leaving Columbia for America 3 times a week. Very good money wan.
Besides, you get to tour that 2 countries I mentioned.
Muahahahahaha!!! *evil laughter*

Princess Eileen said...

I feel you... coz you feel me (not horny thoughts, haha)

Yeah, life is getting tougher and our pocket's hole is getting bigger. HELP!!!

choongkeat said...

It might get worst if cars reach 15 years need to scrap....
Life is just so tough!

belle said...

damn tough lor...
nowdays buy panties also must think twice..tsk tsk..
sad

tanalan2 said...

Yalor.... Money nowadays getting smaller and smaller..while our salary doesnt get bigger and bigger :(

B@m®©™ said...

tough, everything's tough, do your own business is the bestest, do food business, even besterest, hahahaha, alot of ppl earn alot of money from food business, just that they go genting and donate them to uncle lim

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cocka! I only got one small in the backside! So can onkly 'push' in small 'package' but maybe can consider! He! He!

Hi Princess! He! He! So do we 'feel' each other!

Hi Choongkeat! One car more then 1 years! So where got value!

Hi Belle! At least ladies no need to wear panty also can so no VPL loh!

Hi Alan! Yallo! Money very small now!

www.alistairlihai.com said...

Wah! Money issue! Hope all goes wel lfor you!

Winn said...

sigh with everything getting more expensive and a stagnant salary....

sigh....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bam! No $$$ how to stare businese!

Hi Alistair!Wellcum! Life is just ok lah!

Hi Winn! Seem that I am not the only having tight $$$$!