I want to buy this, this and this………

I am sure my dear readers have this in mind when ever u goes shopping or when planning what to buy. Me, I am no different when it cum to shopping! The following are top on my want:-

I want to buy a LCD for my computer. I have being using a 17” LG Flatron for the pass 7 years. Lately it is showing me ‘color’ or sometime no color that is black & white only but most of the time one color like green, yellow or red! So how to play PC game like this? I don’t even know which side is which side ( normally enemies are in red ) when my monitor give me ‘color’! This is also very frustrating when I watch ‘nice’ movie using my PC ( I like to watch ‘nice’ DVD movie using computer as I can fast forward to the ‘nice’ part. But I want to watch guy pokeing pretty ladies, not ‘green’ people pokeing )! Normally I give the monitor behind a few slap & the normal color will cum back ( when watching ‘nice’ movie I have to slap a few time but this ‘slapping’ action greatly affect my ‘bro’. So where got ‘fun’ like this? ).

I want to buy a new car. Everyday I saw cars ads with very temping price, some more with free gifts. The urge is even greater when I heard so & so buy new cars & people ask me when do I buy one as my cars ( which I fondly refer to as my mistresses ) are all very ‘old’ as in outdated ( problem with having ‘old’ car are it like to give u all sort of small problem like air-con suddenly becum heater, so u will suddenly be ‘on heat’. And there are all sort of noise like squeaky sound inside the car, very disturbing if u want to do pokeing in a car ).

I want to go on a vacation! Oh how I longed to go oversea for a vacation after a few site which I poke in & the site owner will blog on how they enjoy in so & so places & do what in so & so places ( So far I have never go oversea as I don’t even have a passport & also being lowly educated I am afraid to venture out. I might even get lost or worse still be kidnapped & sold off to the ‘pokeing’ world ).

BUT I did none of the above! I didn’t buy a LCD monitor ( yes it is quite cheap now ) as I can still use it after giving it a few slaps ( but I will buy it as soon as slapping is useless & when I got enough money ) & so nowadays I have to watch ‘nice’ movie with volume turn real down ( I don’t want to wake up the whole neighborhood with all the 'Oh! Oh! Oh!' & 'Ah! Ah! Ah!' sound )on my TV with dvd player. It is just that I can’t really fast forward it so much.

As for buying new car! Forget about it as the trade in value of my ‘mistresses’ is real low. In fact card dealers prefer u not to trade in ur cars! So I suppose I will be driving ‘old’ car for a long long time.

Forget going for vacation! How to go for vacation when I don’t even have the money? But if someone sponsor me then no problem I made great traveling companion! I can keep u amuse with all that I know & beside this I am very good in certain ‘field’ ( Pipe dream I know. I am after all a ‘hor n yang moh’ not even a handsome guy but if I am a ‘hot’ lady then maybe got sponsor. That is why it is not so bad to be a Lady ).

Not! All the above wants have to put on hold. Instead I spend my hard earn money buying essential stuff. Mainly food stuff like vico ( in fact I just bought 4 2kg pack at RM20.60 each ) canned foods & so on & so forth as there might be another increase in price. Life is getting very tough in ‘boleh land’.

So to my dear readers do u find life getting tougher everyday?