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Thursday, April 12, 2007

DIY...Do It Yourself!!!!!! & Ways to DIY yourself!!!!

DIY or do it yourself usually meant do things or any jobs yourself. But do you know there is another meaning to the phase ' Do it yourself' !!! The other meaning is you relieved your pent-up se*xual urge by yourself. As usual I shall touch on ladies first.

Ladies normally mature faster then guys ( that is why some girls already started dateing in form one or some even at primary six while most guys are still playing playstation/pc games ) thus some girls already have some se*xual urge when they start having their period. ( This is normal due to their body perparing bilogically for motherhood ). This urge peak mid term between their period.

So how do ladies relieved their se*xual urge?? By touching & stroking, on their sensitive area on breast, on the two lower 'lips' & especially on the small piece of sensitive bob of flesh between the two 'lips'. This will of couse made the area wet.Once they get the hand of it, they will try pokeing in their finger. Using midder finger will enable them to just stimulated the outer 'g-spot'. Apart from this ladies also made use of barnana, brinjai ( a type of vegetable purple in colour ) & test tube ( that is why a few science lab test tube usually gone missing every years ). All this 'apparatus' is longish in shape like a guy's 'bro'. Ladies normally started off by rubbing against their sensitive area using the 'apparatus' then sooner or later they will poke in the 'apparatus'. These are the home made 'aparatus', for the more daring wan ( provided they can buy it ) they made use of vi brator. However nowaday there are a lot of good subsitute for vi bractor like handphone ( in vibrating mode ) massager ( in fact almost all massage is bar shaped with an angled massage head ) most convinence to be use by lady to relieved their se*xual urge.

It is however doubtfull wheather a lady get full enjoyment ( reach climax ) out of all the above self sitmulation unless she poke in the 'apparatus' or fingered to stimulated the g-spot. Most DIY by ladies is done in the bedroom or just about anywhere in strict privacy.

Now as for guy, they started to get 'hor ny' in maybe in form one ( for those who 'mature' fast ) but usually later then ladies. How do guy do DIY? They started by using the service of the 'five sister' that is their hand. First after getting a 'hardon' ( which is easily achieved ) they use the hand to stroke the harden 'bro' slowely at first increasing the speed until they cum ( climax ). However strocking/rubbing the head of the 'bro' is painfull as it is sensitive. Thus a lubricant is use hence soap is widely use for this purpose ( hence the phase 'playing with soap' cum into being ). Since soap is use, guy mainly DIY during bath ( doing DIY in bathroom is to be done carefully as while doing DIY & with one leg on rised position on toilet seat or bended leg, & standing in soapy water on the slippery bathroom floor, falling down in the bathroom while doing DIY is a real danger. Beside this guy usually do DIY with their eye closed with 'hor ny' image on their mind ). So ladies if a guy took a long time to bath please don't hurry him as you will disturb his concentration if he is DIYing inside, in worse case you might couse him to fall down.This is the most common method use by guy to DIY, while some maybe lucky enought to have doll to help them.

Ladies & guy who have DIY before & get some enjoyment out of it will continue to do so even if they are married or have lover as it is fast & can relieved the pent up se*xual urge ( also for guy maybe their 'bullet' is already full ).

31 comments:

Casey and Peanut said...

Hey Hor ny....
You are right about the "DIY".. frankly even my two dogs do it too... (they lick them selves lar)
Although both are females, the Dachshund tomboyish one (Peanut)will hump on the Shih Tzu (Casey) when on heat... :(
Keep up the comical thoughts.
Cheers
Casey and Peanut

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Casey & peanut! Yah dog do DIY. He! He!

:: Nicole :: said...

*speechless*

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! He! He!

zewt said...

i am actually very interested in knowing your readers... who read these stuff... and i find... NICOLE!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Zewt!!!Soooo u find Nicole...what happen after that????

:: Nicole :: said...

zewt: find me? i'd love to meet up with u again :) together with russ

Baby Janez said...

kakakakkakkakkakakakakakakakaakkakaakakakakakakkaakaak

yvy said...

*joins nicole in being speechless* yet i find this explaination rather interesting....hhmmm, must check out your archives!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Baby Janez! Good day to you.
Hallo Yvy! ( How cum cannot visit ur sites? ) I do hope u r not really speechless.Archives entries really no suitable for kids.

lovegoddess said...

like nicole and yvy, i dont know what to say.

just that mayb its informative for those self-wanking wannabes

ick..ick..

Russ said...

Hello Horny, sorry long time no visit ur blog.. very bizee with work lah..
anyway, I know something that a few of my ex gf used to do when they DIY that u didnt mention.. maybe u dont know it, coz ur ex gf's didnt tell you.. hehehe
I give u a clue, it has something to do with water.. kekeke
:P

Russ said...

Must korek korek from ur ex gf, maybe u also can get the answer! But they are normally very shy & wont tell anyone.. :)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Russ! Its OK lah earn money more important.Hemmm!!!Using water!! That is somethings new, maybe u tell me. Oh I do hope Nicole don't mind ( but I think she is open mind & trustworthy ).Nice for u to drop by.

Iwan Sanchez said...

hello horny,
hmmm.....
u are a sex god..
hahahha!!

i everyday sure must DIY..

wakakakaka!!

Boss Lepton said...

wah horny, yet another successful tutorial :D or explanation rather hahaha

lovegoddess said...

Horny & Russ : Spraying the byebye with shower la.

Please! Please! mind you, i DIDN'T do it !! I find it kinda gross to DIY, heck even the thought of it is yucks and this ONLY applies to ME k

I DON'T criticise those who DIY themself - i m nobody to say its wrong, its an individual choice. people can do whatever they want to themselves so long its not against the law & don't hurt themselves

Anyways, i know the 'shower' answer cuz i've heard about it from very resourceful peeps :)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan!!Don't DIY everday, your gf will complain, she is there for u & u for her to use.He! He!
Hallo Bossy! How r u doing??Fine I hope.
Hi Lovegoddess! Using shower to spray on that area is OK but not at high pressure if water get in too deep will creat problem.I hope ur friend know that.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Wohhohohoho! Horny! I salute you! U really posted this!!!! Hahahahaha! Thumbs up! Good!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Hmm..talking abt dogs.. i once saw a dog masturbating to an umbrella!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Purple!!I have being waiting for ur coment, afterall u ask for this entry.Poor doggy! He didn't cum for u or use ur leg???

Russ said...

Lovegoddess, u never try spray with shower water before meh? Kekeke.. Actually some even like to lie down in the bath tub and raise both legs up and spread apart under the bath tub tap, and let the water flow on their pooky.. kekeke.. seen that in a homemade video. Test tube (tabung uji) is very dangerous lah.. got a few cases break inside there and have to go to hospital... so better teach ur kids & younger sisters not to do with glass object, or if they are bapok, they might put in their backside.. :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! Russ! I think Lovegoddress know wan just that she have to tell her friend loh.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

The dog didnt use my legs lar! My brother was commenting that it was a silly dog. He should have used the car exchaust pipe instead! Kakkakaka!

Princess Eileen said...

Talking about umbrella and car exhaust pipe, reminds me of the hand breaks in the car. HAHAHAHA....

Once a guy friend asked me why I like to hold the handbreak whenever I am driving and the car haul at traffic. Then he give me that cheeky smile. *faint*

Someone who is constantly craving said...

wah good stuff..u knw i face a big risk readin this in office..suddenly if my boss stand at the back of me..i die liao..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha!Ha!U must have gripe the handbrack tightly!!!
Hallo Craving!!Hope u r not in trouble reading this entry from ur boss. If boss really give u trouble just say u r learning.

Princess Eileen said...

Yeah, and I realise I not only gripe on it tightly, sometimes my hands move. I am not the type of person who can sit still for too long mar.

All becoz of that guy, now I feel awkward where to put my left hand when resting while driving.

Any ideas hor ny ang moh?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Princess u must have a very smooth & fair hand & when guy saw how u gripe the hand brack & move your hand up & down the hand brack handler......Any hot blooded guy will have 'hor ny' thought!!!How about puting both hand on the steering wheel, if hand feel tired just rest ur arm on the arm rest. If no arm rest, use left hand to steer & rest right arm on door rest. Hope this help so that next time yr male passange don't have 'hor ny' thought.

bongkersz said...

DIY the way to go oh yeah! men's best friend - their hand :D

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! Bongkersz! Men best friend indeed. He! He!