Name & Number........

This entry might offence some readers, if I unwittingly offended please accept my appology as it is totally unintention & not meant to represent anybody that I know of.

Sunny Ku go to work everyday driving a wira number 378, sometime he drive honda city number 3278 & when it is sunny he ride to work on his motor bike number 578. This is just a statment. Meant anything to u? Why nothing wrong so what is the big deal on the first statement about appologies?? It meant something to a foochow reader ( this is what my foochow friend tell me. Foodchow is a chinese clan like for eg cantonese, haka, hokien etc ) will explain at the end of this entry.

Do we like our name??? Some say I like, some don't know where as all of us agree we have no choice. It is given by our parent when we poke into this world. Do our parent give due consideration when nameing us?? Or do they just name us as they have to register our birth certificate ( as we r made accidently )?? I do hope parent who are reading this post give some due consideration & also factors when nameing their children. If u give a good name to your kids as lest u r giving him/her a head start. For eg. giving your kids starting with letter 'A' will also ensure that whatever he does he will be the first to be called. Of couse chinese name started with their surname so where if ur sur name is 'Au','Ang' etc ur kid name will also appear first on the school class name list ( finding which class ur kids is in, will be so much easier ) if surname started with 'Yiing','Zhen' etc then of couse ur kids name will be at the bottom of the list. Depend on u point of view ur kids will always be the last to be called & of couse if he/she is entitle to school books loan he/she will be the last to receives ( if there are any left over & the condition of the book is nomally the worse as all the good wan have being taken ).

All is no lost however!! Just give ur kids an Ang Moh name in front of the chinese. So if ur surname is 'Ang' & a kid name ' Aaron Ziing Yii Kong ' his name still appear in front of ur kids name. However they are several ang moh name which is no suitable for us. I just give some example ( now don't be angry if ur name is the same, I appology already ). Dick, John & Virginia of couse u know can get another meaning. Now for some interesting wan. Monica in foochow meant 'touch ur leg'. Theresa in foochow meant 'all fu*ckable'. Kenneth in foochow mean 'dog shi*it'. Augustine in hakka meant 'all shi*iting'. This are just some example given to me by my foochow & hakka friend.

That is for name. It is the same for number. No '8' is the best number. Everyone favourite number ( it is suppose to meant luck or money, but to me No '8' sound like 'fu*ck' in serveral chinees dialect so to me that is a real 'fu*ck-up' number ). Now for some interesting number & their meaning. '378' in cantonese meant grow quickly with money, however in foochow it meant ' fu*ck poosie'. So in foochow '3278' meant ' fu*ck ur poosie '. And '578' meant ' cow poosie'. To the foochow '78' sound like 'poosie'.

So in effect the statement above meant ' fu*ck ur father' ( Sunny Ku in foochow meant fu*ck ur father ) go to work driving a wira number ' fu*ck poosie ', sometime he drive a honda city number ' fu*ck ur poosie' & when it is sunny he ride to work on his motor bike number 'cow poosie'.

This entry is made to remind myself that next time I must give my kids a proper name & the number on my car & bike don't have '78' on it. If your name or car/bike number happen to be the same as above I am sure nobody will laugh in ur face. The foochow will laugh silently.( Please to my foochow reader don't feel offended. In fact some of mine good friends are foochow ). So read the entry with an open mind OK. Feel free to coment & wish mine reader a nice day.