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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Men........

Ladies what do you think of the following:-??

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and
thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.


NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

I just wander which class I fall under on the above?

16 comments:

Jane said...

u copied tht from a forwarded email right??already got a handfull of those emails. o.O

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Baby! Yes! Copy from a email sent to me by a lady.

Purple~MushRooM said...

Some true and some not true for me... lotsa explanation but too long to write it all down.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

my bb is :-
handsome, nice, caring, loving, gorgeous, straight, shy AND thank GOD he's married to me!! i AM lucky :p~

having goosebumps? hehehe...

lovegoddess said...

hey horny..after cracking my head for a while, stil can't figure out which category you fall under.....don't know you well maa..

But i'm kinda busy body to know how you look like! serious man...!

any hints?.. you've got big/slanty eyes? broad nose? height? slender or chubby? ....geez..i m SO bad right?

lovegoddess said...

whooopps.. i mean "i'm SO busy-bodily/penyibuk bad"

didnt mean anything x-rated

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Purple! Which wan true or not true??
Hallo Nicole! U sure are very lucky, BB very very handsome wan & Russ of couse very lucky also as u r very beautiful. Both of u r like dragon & phenix.
Hallo Lovegoddress!!!U r right I myself also don't which catergoric I fall under.How I look in appreance?? Lady usual coment on me is nomal lah or can 'do' lah. Whatever that meant I also don't know only a lady know.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

*blushing* i'm just an average plain jane :) but thanks for your compliment..

hmmm.. there's only one thing i'm curious.. y ang moh? are u one?

Nonnie King said...

I think you left out your own class,

- average horny joe.

Anonymous said...

This has got me rolling.. too funny....

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! U guss? Do I write like an ang moh?? He! He!
Yah! Nonnie I am in my own class.
Hallo Trench! Glad u like it.

zewt said...

hahahahaha!!! read this before but still funny.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Zewt! This is the first I read so I post it up.

admin@cora-links.com said...

Yeah Horny, which one is you? I know..
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money....
is it true?? Kekeke..

Mischique said...

You are so right and so true. Why don't YOU tell US which category you fall in? haha

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Russ! Definetly not no 6 as I am poor.
Hallo Mischique! I also don't know.