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Monday, August 27, 2007

8 Hor ny Facts

Aiyoh! Get this tag by Spring Fairy! I have done a similar tag on 7 hor ny fact ( but she insist I do her tag ). So here go the tag…………..8 hor ny fact:-

8 Things That I Think You Don’t Really Know About Me

1.I wear spec! Yah! Without my spec I am blind as bat in daytime 1200 degree! In fact without my spec my world is blur blur wan. Very blur I must say. ( so blur that if a nakel lady is in front of me all I see is black patch on top, a small black patch in the middle! But if she shave then no black patch in the middle lah!But if the ‘lady’ happen to be a ‘guy’ I also cannot distinguish. That is why without my spec I must see near near wan or touch then I know if it is a lady or a men! So ladies if u wan to change it is perfectly safe to do so in front of me without my spec. )

2.I am a heavy weight! Yah 95.5 kg to be precise ( my record is 99.8 kg ) in my natural clothing ( nakel lah ). Due to my weight I do fact have some unique problem! For example my poor motor bike ( Honda Ex5 100 cc ) have a hard time carried me ( max speed only 80kph but if gf use it can almost reach 100kph ). If I sit in a kancil it will go down on which ever side I sit. Of cause when it cum to pokeing ( I am very sure u want to know this ) I must be very very carefull so that I don’t crush my partner!

3.I am 5.6 feet tall! Very ‘tall’ hor! Ok ok I know I am not tall ( how I wish I am taller then I will have a super model as gf but this is only wishfull thinking because if my gf is a tall super model I can only reach up to her nen nen . Yeah I know convenience height to have milk ). So u can now image how I look!

4.Shall I tell u how long I am………..? Oh I think better not as this tag is about me not about my ‘bro’! So I will say I got black hair i.e. O moh. No longer Ang moh! Although a long time ago I did dye it red, brown and almost also dye it green ( but didn’t as no such color at that time )!

5.I am fussy fellow! Because of this I will DIY whenever I can. For example cleaning air-con, setting up hi-fi system both home or car system! All I DIY as I believe I can do a better job & of cause to save money. If I can’t DIY like major car repair then I will be on site to ‘supervise’ or ‘observe’ how it is being done!( this apply to my ‘pokeing’ as I try my best to made sure my partner have a good time. I think I am successful in this sense as so far she have never reject my ‘pokeing’ )

6.I am a shy fellow in real life. Ok ok in certain sense I am shy. For example I prefer to stay in the background doing whatever I am suppose to do quietly! Another example will be I am too shy to ask for a ‘pokeing’ service from a ‘service’ lady ( But my friend always seem to have the abilities to pick ladies for free ‘poke’! Perhaps because he is a rich fellow )!

7.I love to watch documentary show, like discovery channel ( I learn a lot from this show as I am lowly educated ), action movie & I prefer English movie to Chinese wan! I hate watching Korean series movie ( but gf love them, so boring to me, laugh 10 minutes, cry for half an hour, running here & there chasing each other! Ending almost all the same! Either get married or cannot get married as they are bro & sis or don’t get married because one of them died or because there is a part 2! Died lah if she ask me to watch Korean movie with her! )

8.Phew! Last wan! Now what I shall I write arrr?? Oh yes! I am an night owl! I normally go to bed around 12.30am ( after pokeing gf, as normally she went off to bed around 10.00pm unless she watch Korean movie, if no too tired I will watch late night news )!

There all finished! So to my dear reader if u feel like doing this tag, feel very free to do so! Have a nice day!

33 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

Morning horny! Haha, now I can imagine how you look like liao, with the weight, height, colour of hair but undisclosed P&C information about length. Keke....

Poor thing have to watch korean series with your gf. It seems that a lot of gals like to watch. But I also beh tahan the 30minutes crying, 20minutes talking about the same conversation and 10minutes just scenery... and there goes an hour....

Anonymous said...

Haha.. eh, Hor-ny, that means u are very plump? coz ur weight is almost 100kg.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Princess! Wah u also don't like korean movie!! He! He!

Hallo Anomus! Wellcum! Aiyah where got 'plump' wan! U shpuld say I am well build mah! A bit over well build! He! He! Have a nice day & tq for ur comment!

Jonny said...

Laugh out LOUD to fact #7!!!!

YEAH! You are soooo right about those Korean dramas. hahahhaa.

zewt said...

they said if you're tall, then your thing is short... and vice versa... so... since you're 'tall'...

Calvin's Wife said...

hmmmmm... horny is sexaayyy....

and zewt, my hubby is kinda tall, but his thingy is also tall wor. hahahahha so u tall or short jek? wahhahaha

Anonymous said...

Arggghhh This is frightening when i read it, its almost like reading about myself....weight and all, except i do it in the morning when everyone is off to work.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo jonny!Oh so u do watch korean movie!

Hi Zewt! So r u tall ? From ur pic u look very tall! He! He!

Hi Evie! Wah ur hubby tall har! Yeah taller then me!

Hallo Anomus!Wellcum!Wah u like me also? Err do what har?

jessie said...

Hahaha~~!!

Hmmm...i can imagine slightly..
Slightly overweight too??
Same like me..
* sob sob *

Helen said...

I had a hard time swallowing fact #6.

You shy? Damn, shy specky guys are a damn turn on! lol

Can elaborate more on the Korean dramas? YOu sure it's not those Korean XXX? :-P

AceOne118 said...

Woah! you so big gigentoh wan ka!! Oi, you took out spec ledi can find the "tunnel" anot?? kekeke

Iwan Sanchez said...

wah... the 1st point very very funny!!

black patch??

hehehhe!

i wonder u wear glasses during pokeing session??

hahahaha!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jessie! U r not overweight lah! Eg if ur nen nen weight over 20kg where got overweight!

Hi Helen! Korean love drama! Not the pokeing wan! That wan if watch together with gf never finished wan!!

Hi Aceone! How to wear spec like this? So I use my nose to find the tunnel! That is what they meant by 'big nose'!!He! He!

Hallo Iwan! Wear at first but when in action cannot wear as spec will fly off!

Nonnie King said...

Then how to make sure you're pok-ing the correct place?

Fairy Spring said...

Thanks for doing the tag *evil grin... Haha... Well... I dislike Korean dramas too!! Not only that.. I am also a night owl that has already earned me the nickname of 'Vampire' Heheheh....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Nonnie!Gf will guide 'bro' wan! Sure u also do some guiding?

Hi Fairy!Oh u r a vampire! Beside blood anything else u suc*k?? He! He!

Fairy Spring said...

Heheheh..... Suck ar.. I do suck my drink from a straw ma... and I dun drink blood la.. so yucky.. prefer Sirap compared to blood la... Hahaha....

the reviewer said...

Wow! What a unique site. And so funny. Hahahah!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fairy! He! He!

Hallo Reviewer! Wellcum!Tq for ur comment! Do poke in against!

Bengbeng said...

today i know u better. always been curious abt u :) thot u were based in US a real horny ang mor with red beard and tall. but one part of u that fit my preconceived idea of u was the heavy part :) i think of all ang mohs as heavy :)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Bengx2! Wellcum! Ha! Ha! My english is local wan mah!

Huei said...

i cannot..tahan..korean/japanese/taiwan movie!!!

forever the same..love triangle..this person die..everyone cry..lalallala

we wun mind if you wrote bout ur bro! ;P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Aiyoh Huei! U want to known about my 'bro' meh!

The Malaysian Life said...

LOL. What else do you DIY to save money ?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo M'sia life! U might me surprise to know what sort of DIY i do! Ok it have being a long time since I post up DIY post! Will do so in near future!

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