8 Hor ny Facts

Aiyoh! Get this tag by Spring Fairy! I have done a similar tag on 7 hor ny fact ( but she insist I do her tag ). So here go the tag…………..8 hor ny fact:-

8 Things That I Think You Don’t Really Know About Me

1.I wear spec! Yah! Without my spec I am blind as bat in daytime 1200 degree! In fact without my spec my world is blur blur wan. Very blur I must say. ( so blur that if a nakel lady is in front of me all I see is black patch on top, a small black patch in the middle! But if she shave then no black patch in the middle lah!But if the ‘lady’ happen to be a ‘guy’ I also cannot distinguish. That is why without my spec I must see near near wan or touch then I know if it is a lady or a men! So ladies if u wan to change it is perfectly safe to do so in front of me without my spec. )

2.I am a heavy weight! Yah 95.5 kg to be precise ( my record is 99.8 kg ) in my natural clothing ( nakel lah ). Due to my weight I do fact have some unique problem! For example my poor motor bike ( Honda Ex5 100 cc ) have a hard time carried me ( max speed only 80kph but if gf use it can almost reach 100kph ). If I sit in a kancil it will go down on which ever side I sit. Of cause when it cum to pokeing ( I am very sure u want to know this ) I must be very very carefull so that I don’t crush my partner!

3.I am 5.6 feet tall! Very ‘tall’ hor! Ok ok I know I am not tall ( how I wish I am taller then I will have a super model as gf but this is only wishfull thinking because if my gf is a tall super model I can only reach up to her nen nen . Yeah I know convenience height to have milk ). So u can now image how I look!

4.Shall I tell u how long I am………..? Oh I think better not as this tag is about me not about my ‘bro’! So I will say I got black hair i.e. O moh. No longer Ang moh! Although a long time ago I did dye it red, brown and almost also dye it green ( but didn’t as no such color at that time )!

5.I am fussy fellow! Because of this I will DIY whenever I can. For example cleaning air-con, setting up hi-fi system both home or car system! All I DIY as I believe I can do a better job & of cause to save money. If I can’t DIY like major car repair then I will be on site to ‘supervise’ or ‘observe’ how it is being done!( this apply to my ‘pokeing’ as I try my best to made sure my partner have a good time. I think I am successful in this sense as so far she have never reject my ‘pokeing’ )

6.I am a shy fellow in real life. Ok ok in certain sense I am shy. For example I prefer to stay in the background doing whatever I am suppose to do quietly! Another example will be I am too shy to ask for a ‘pokeing’ service from a ‘service’ lady ( But my friend always seem to have the abilities to pick ladies for free ‘poke’! Perhaps because he is a rich fellow )!

7.I love to watch documentary show, like discovery channel ( I learn a lot from this show as I am lowly educated ), action movie & I prefer English movie to Chinese wan! I hate watching Korean series movie ( but gf love them, so boring to me, laugh 10 minutes, cry for half an hour, running here & there chasing each other! Ending almost all the same! Either get married or cannot get married as they are bro & sis or don’t get married because one of them died or because there is a part 2! Died lah if she ask me to watch Korean movie with her! )

8.Phew! Last wan! Now what I shall I write arrr?? Oh yes! I am an night owl! I normally go to bed around 12.30am ( after pokeing gf, as normally she went off to bed around 10.00pm unless she watch Korean movie, if no too tired I will watch late night news )!

There all finished! So to my dear reader if u feel like doing this tag, feel very free to do so! Have a nice day!