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Monday, August 06, 2007

Rm One Million in a horny fellow!!!!!

Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00…………………………

The first things that I did if I have this much of money with me is to change Rm560,000-00 into Rm1.00 notes. That will be a few sack full of Rm1.00 notes in gunny sack.

Then I will pay a visit to several of the Banks that I own money to. I will then visit the Bank's branch Manager & demand to settle all mine outstanding loan with that bank by paying in full! Yes, with all this Rm1.00 notes! He! He! The poor cashier will spend a few hours counting all the Rm1.oo notes!This I will do to all the bank that I own money to.

Why I do this?? I don't know. Maybe I just like the look of the Bank Manager's face when I settle all my loan in Rm1-00 notes! So am I bad..........

As for the Rm440,000-00 I will invested in Russia, buy up a big & nice house. After that I will try to get a Russian Pr. With this I will set up 'Hor ny Production House'. I will employed the most beautiful & different race of Russian Ladies! As long as they are beautiful they can apply to work in my 'production house' also they are willing to becum mother! They will of cause be well pay. In fact I am even willing to share profit with them as they are all share holder of my 'production house'!!! He! He! Still blur blur with what I am doing.............

Ok now I will advertise on the net ' Baby Available for childless couple! Different mother available! Father is big & handsome!' ( I will post up pic of all the beautiful ladies & mother to be on the sites, of cause the father is ur truly but no pic of me ) People can choose which lady they want their baby to be as mother. They can't choose the father but I will grantee them that the baby father is big & handsome!!!

This is how I spend my Rm1,000,000-00! The above way to spend Rm1,000,000-00 good or not! Oh I don't made any donation as almost anyone who do this tag have already made the donation so more then enough money!

Got this tag from a father !

Feel free to do this tag if u want! Have a nice weekend!

19 comments:

W_W_Ho said...

wah lau yeh!!! keng ahh!!! very good business minded. but why Russia?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Russia cheap mah. Beside the ang moh ladies young & beautifull. But I have to lean how to speak russian!!!

cindy said...

When you have 1 mil, you will send RM10k to me. LOL!

Iwan Sanchez said...

wah..... 1 million ar...

u can have lots of fun witjh lots of ladies there untill u feel tired.

hahaha!!

are u goin to donate some to charity?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cindy! No problemo!

Hi Iwan! No need lah! Other people donate already!

zewt said...

eh... russia very expensive ler... RM1m cant buy much there... and the russian babes are all... very smelly i heard.

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Why Russia of all places? Ang moh girls' skin not nice one... not smooth enough. Go to Thailand la.. Sawadee-ka.... very soft and smooth... hehe.

Cocka Doodle said...

Russia ah? Which part? Russia damn 9 big....you dun want to end up in Siberia! Hahahaha!! Freeze until your kukujiao also duno go where. How to make babies then?

conan_cat said...

wah liao~~ so hor ny meh :P wan make so many mothers out there plak haha... and u know nowadays go bank change rm1 note need charge money one lor!! dunno how many % lor hahaha... yalor why russia?? y not thai or italian or wad?? @-o so u like russians huh... hahahhaa :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Zewt! Russian ladies smelly??I think have to clear their forest first!

Hi purple! Rusian ladies skin not nice? Thailand cannot lah! Too near & people can just go over to poke & have their own baby!

Hi Cocka! I will like to go to Bloodyvestok!

Hallo Connan! Russia cheap mah!

Princess Eileen said...

I can teach u 2-3 words of russian. Hehehe... Russian ladies are foxy, fierce but tall & slim...

So your choice of mixed blood is russian + malaysian chinese? Kekeke

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Princess! Finally someone agree with me! Yes! Chinese with russian baby. So got people want this mixed baby??

Chen said...

u should change the money into coins then instead of RM 1 notes. Then u can drag the heavy packets of coins just as Santa Claus.. Heheheh..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Dr Chen! 20cents coins for Rm2000-00 weight 56.6kg. So for Rm560,000-00 the total weight is 15,848 kg!!!I will have to use a few 15 ton lorry to transport the coins!!!He! He! Even Rm1-00 notes in Rm1000 bundles for Rm560,000 is already 56 sack!! I will have to use a lorry already!

Princess Eileen said...

Haha... not to say agree or not... But I respect that everyone have their preferences... I think sure got ppl one... but dunno whether the market will be good or not... You can hire me to do market research studies for u :P (With the RM 1,000,000)...

Muahahahhaa

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! Yah! I known sure got people wan my baby but I must first fined a mummy for the baby! He!He! Gf cannot lah! She will kill me if she know I made 'deposit' somewhere wan!!!

kaklong said...

haha..you always ave such funny ideas. =P ur gf didn't ketuk you for thinking this stuff meh?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kaklong! My gf very innosect wan. If she know internet she will no only ketuk me she will also parang me!!! He! He! He!

I'm Choonie. said...

Very creative... Your head can spin real fast! hahahaha...