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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

How To Made Ur 'Pokeing' More Sexited...Part 4

A continuation of part 3 ,part 2 & part 1

Buy me a car! No car no gf! No gf meant no married! No married mean no babies! No babies mean no grandson! Don't u agree with me? Well in most case this is applicable to parent who can afford to buy a car for their kids & also parent who are desperate to hold & carried a baby that is their grandson( u must understand it has being a long time since our parent last carried a baby that is us )!

What! No car! Forget it! No car meant not date! I will never go out with u if u don't cum a fetch me in a car ( meant while I will give u all sort of reason to reject u, from having period all the time to having stomachache all the time )! So guy have no choice but to buy/borrow a car if he want to date a lady ( gone are the day when a lady will go out with a guy that she like, I am very sure that if Hor ny Ang Moh is to ask any ladies reader here out for a date on his bicycle he will get pant*ies, rotten egg & maybe even month-end bloo*dy pad throw at him )!

So a car is a must! It can do so many things & of cause cost so much & affect so many!But the most important thing is with a car u got a date! And if u got a date u can do so many activities with it! One of the activities is pokeing in a car!

One of the most sexiting way of pokeing is done in the car! It is most convenience ( as most people go dat*eing in a car, remember the saying ‘ I can’t find a gf without a car’ ) & if u know where to park ur car u can have a very enjoyable pokeing session!

Where to do park ur car to do pokeing? Car park is out of question as no privacy as people can have a look at ur action. Night time or dark tinted glass is of little use as any car with running engine attract attention & it is also dangerous as u could get robbed or worse both of u get poked! My suggestion is on some 'out of way' country road or perhaps some fruits orchard. But wherever it is do made sure that ur mobile phone can still be used. Just in case of emergency u can still call for help or in most case still can phone home to say u will be late for dinner!

So what type of car is suitable for pokeing? Well actually any car will do from the smallest like kancil to double cabin to a lorry even! How u do it? The back seat is the most suitable place as the space is bigger when both front seat is push forward ( however if ur car has only two door, the the front space is bigger ). Either the guy poke down into the ladies with her leg spray as wide as the inside of the car or the ladies sit on to the guy’s ‘bro’. Front seat position is also possible with the seat back rest extended to the max. Do remember to be extra careful when doing pokeing in front seat so as not to knock against the gear level as ur car is still running. Also do remember to open the windows slightly to let flesh air. And to ensure maximum privacy while doing pokeing in a car, the best time is when it is raining! Nobody will check on a car when is is raining cats & dogs.

Pokeing can also be done outside the car ( of cause when u r sure that there are nobody around ) standing up leading against the car or the lady can lie down on top of the car bonnet while the guy poke away standing ( the height of most car bonnet suitable for this pokeing method. Don't do this if u drive a 4x4 as the bonnet is too high unless both of u intended to do it on top of the its bonnet ). Do made sure the car bonnet is cool ( as when the car is still running this is not possible ). For car with sun roof additional method can be carried out as both of u can stand up in the car. U can even ask the lady to sit on the roof while u have a good lic*king time between her leg!

Finally according to my friend u can forget buying the car number ( after u do pokeing inside that car ) & bet it on 4-d, magnum. da-ma-cai or whatever! That car number will never cum out wan! I think this could be true as my former car which I do pokeing inside never cum out! However both my current car are still vir*gin. Number cum out several time already ( but whenever it cum out I didn't buy, why no luck wan arr??? Could this be the reason why some 2nd hand car that u buy number never cum out as the previous have done intensive pokeing inside? ).

To be continue........

29 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

ROFL "I am very sure that if Hor ny Ang Moh is to ask any ladies reader here out for a date on his bicycle he will get pant*ies, rotten egg & maybe even month-end bloo*dy pad throw at him"

This is funny, hor ny... Yeah, I have to agree... Car is like the basic necessities to date a gal nowadays.. not an accessory no more...

Haha... I think cars are not suitable for ppl that are big sized or tall right? I can imaging a lot of banging on the seats, windows, doors... or tissue box/umbrella falling.. MUAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

u ah, become pokeing consultant already! or doctor or adviser.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! See I am correct! I will get something throw at me if I ask a lady to go out on my bicycle!

Hallo Anonymous!Wellcum! Me no doctor lah! Only have some 'pokeing' sexperiance. Still learning this never-ending lesson.

Calvin's Wife said...

WAHAHAHAHAHA.... never buy 4D number on a pok*ed car?!! LOL, that is something newww... LOL. Hmm have not car*ed before, so don;t know how it feels. But I'll pass it cause there's too many crimes around dee... :P

I would loooooooooove to do it in the meadows on a blanket under the sun in a cool country side.... or either by the beach at night under the starry sky! :P

Someday hor*ny, someday.. :P

Chen said...

Abuthen, remember the saying...
Children in back seats cause Accidents, and "Accidents" in back seats cause Children???
Hahhaha....

Stevo the Ang Moh said...

"u could get robbed or worse both of u get poked!"

Hahahahahahaha. You're a funny bugger HAM. Always make me laugh.

Nonnie King said...

But I heard it brings bad luck to the car after those pok*ing activities.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Evie! U also like pokeing at beach! Do watch out for sand fly!

Hallo Dr Chen! Well say!

Hallo Stevo! Wellcum! Happy that u laugh!

Hi Nonnie! Yalloh, that is what I hear also!So my current cars are still 'clean'!

zewt said...

both get poked??? hahahahahaha... shit!

:: Nicole :: said...

i still think it's not safe to do in a car.. well unless u park right in your front porch! haha.. secluded place is risky.. can get robbed or if got police rounding? die lah.. ended up at the police station.. or worse, what if they also want to join? hahaha.. or maybe someone just passed by, and they are just being nice ppl.. u know.. thought u need help and they call the police, ambulance and bomba?? i can't imagine that..

don't think can ever find a safe spot to park a car without ppl noticing it and do it.. even if it's safe, u'd b very alert all the time so that won't get caught.. n u won't b able to enjoy all the 'pokeing'

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Zewt!This did happen if u read the newpapper!

Hallo Nicole! Can find safe spot if u know where to find!

Iwan Sanchez said...

hello horny,
sometimes i wonder is it good to have sex inside a car??

looks so small lei..

hahaha!!

Jonny said...

I got a suggezshun, Park your car anywhere, buy a lot of sunshades, turn on your air-cond to the max, and let mist collect at your car windows.

It's all foggy and nice, no mosquito also. and don't shake so much also :D

W_W_Ho said...

hey ang moh, don't use the wrong stick yeah. ( i mean the hand brake handle ) ;)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahahaha...too secluded chances are if u get robbed..u will get poked back eh..so where do u normally experiment this?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! Small also can do wan!

Hi Jonny! This method cannot use wan! Air-con too cold 'bro' also gone home!

Hallo W W H! Handbrake is still ok. Problem is with the manual gear stick!!

Hi Joe!Last time on some lonely country road! Perfectly safe!

adrian said...

This is funny. To be safe, u can drive while poking. :)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Adrian! Wellcum!I am driving my gf!But the car is stationary of couse!!

Helen said...

If anyone is thinking of pokeing in a Kancil, I recommend they first attend a few yoga sessions.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Helen!Wellcum! If both small fellow then no need yoga!

angel said...

hi horny! why wanna poke in the car when can poke elsewhere more comfy? Ohhh... u want sexcitement... how abt in a public toilet?? *grins*

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Angel! Wellcum! Problem with me is I cannot do quickly! At least 20 minutes! So public toilet is out of question!

Russ said...

Horny, I totally agree with this post. Malaysian women are damn materialistic nowdays.. no car = no date. Simple.
I had such luck with women before.. I bought my apartment before a car.. and i didnt wanna buy some car just to get me from A - B.. I wanted something great, coz I have a deep love and passion for cars. And during my early college and working life, girls were quite turned off coz I had no car. And when I broke up with my long time ex, I had to borrow my friends car to go on dates, and rent cars! If not, NO WAY!! :)

Hahaha, poking in the car is good... yeah, at night is the best, when its dark.. duh, and rain, yeah! But if its not ur car, dun forget to get rid of all evidence before returning the car! Dun be like me, cannot find the condom wrapper, give back car to uncle and he found it!! How embarrassing???
Also, getting a b/j while driving on highway is... mmm... ;)

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