How To Made Ur 'Pokeing' More Sexited...Part 4

A continuation of part 3 ,part 2 & part 1

Buy me a car! No car no gf! No gf meant no married! No married mean no babies! No babies mean no grandson! Don't u agree with me? Well in most case this is applicable to parent who can afford to buy a car for their kids & also parent who are desperate to hold & carried a baby that is their grandson( u must understand it has being a long time since our parent last carried a baby that is us )!

What! No car! Forget it! No car meant not date! I will never go out with u if u don't cum a fetch me in a car ( meant while I will give u all sort of reason to reject u, from having period all the time to having stomachache all the time )! So guy have no choice but to buy/borrow a car if he want to date a lady ( gone are the day when a lady will go out with a guy that she like, I am very sure that if Hor ny Ang Moh is to ask any ladies reader here out for a date on his bicycle he will get pant*ies, rotten egg & maybe even month-end bloo*dy pad throw at him )!

So a car is a must! It can do so many things & of cause cost so much & affect so many!But the most important thing is with a car u got a date! And if u got a date u can do so many activities with it! One of the activities is pokeing in a car!

One of the most sexiting way of pokeing is done in the car! It is most convenience ( as most people go dat*eing in a car, remember the saying ‘ I can’t find a gf without a car’ ) & if u know where to park ur car u can have a very enjoyable pokeing session!

Where to do park ur car to do pokeing? Car park is out of question as no privacy as people can have a look at ur action. Night time or dark tinted glass is of little use as any car with running engine attract attention & it is also dangerous as u could get robbed or worse both of u get poked! My suggestion is on some 'out of way' country road or perhaps some fruits orchard. But wherever it is do made sure that ur mobile phone can still be used. Just in case of emergency u can still call for help or in most case still can phone home to say u will be late for dinner!

So what type of car is suitable for pokeing? Well actually any car will do from the smallest like kancil to double cabin to a lorry even! How u do it? The back seat is the most suitable place as the space is bigger when both front seat is push forward ( however if ur car has only two door, the the front space is bigger ). Either the guy poke down into the ladies with her leg spray as wide as the inside of the car or the ladies sit on to the guy’s ‘bro’. Front seat position is also possible with the seat back rest extended to the max. Do remember to be extra careful when doing pokeing in front seat so as not to knock against the gear level as ur car is still running. Also do remember to open the windows slightly to let flesh air. And to ensure maximum privacy while doing pokeing in a car, the best time is when it is raining! Nobody will check on a car when is is raining cats & dogs.

Pokeing can also be done outside the car ( of cause when u r sure that there are nobody around ) standing up leading against the car or the lady can lie down on top of the car bonnet while the guy poke away standing ( the height of most car bonnet suitable for this pokeing method. Don't do this if u drive a 4x4 as the bonnet is too high unless both of u intended to do it on top of the its bonnet ). Do made sure the car bonnet is cool ( as when the car is still running this is not possible ). For car with sun roof additional method can be carried out as both of u can stand up in the car. U can even ask the lady to sit on the roof while u have a good lic*king time between her leg!

Finally according to my friend u can forget buying the car number ( after u do pokeing inside that car ) & bet it on 4-d, magnum. da-ma-cai or whatever! That car number will never cum out wan! I think this could be true as my former car which I do pokeing inside never cum out! However both my current car are still vir*gin. Number cum out several time already ( but whenever it cum out I didn't buy, why no luck wan arr??? Could this be the reason why some 2nd hand car that u buy number never cum out as the previous have done intensive pokeing inside? ).

To be continue........