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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I Get Poked!!!!!!

Woah this is my 100th post! Just couldn't believed how 'hor ny' I am! Me & all my pokeing entries! Now I get poked instead!


He: hemmm let me see ( I let him exam me………. ). Ok ready!


Hor ny: Painful or not?


He: Not painful wan. Why arr big guy like u afraid of pain meh! R u ready?


By now I am all tense up!


He:Oi! Don’t be so tense lah! Relax lah! No painful wan!


Oh! I don’t dare to look! I turn my head away & shut my eye! Without any warning he poke in!


He:Grip a bit tighter ok. Nah! See no painful wan! Seeeee!


I open my eye & see………..


Oh the sight of my blood………….


He:Ah ur first time har?


Hor ny:Yes! My first time being poke there! ( I nodded my head first time being poke there )


I am fascinated by the sight of my blood!


I really get poked…………….


Now where do u think I get poked……….


Now remember I am a guy ( if I am a lady not need to guess lah )…..


Now remember I am not a ga*y……….


See this is where I get poked!
What r u thinking ( I am sure some of u think I get poked in my as*shole ). Yes it is an unusual place to get my blood for my annual blood test! This is because of my baby smooth skin ( sometime I am quite unashamed in praiseing myself )which don’t show up any blood vain so I end up having my hand poked. The doctor use ‘dripping’ method. According to him this is the least painful method. I can see my blood dripping away onto his hand & blood when he change tube ( I do think this is a good method to committed suicide, according to the doctor if I didn’t stopped the blood flow, I will feel weak then I will black out forever! A painless death! Don’t ever try to committed suicide Ok! Just one of my foolish thinking ).

Here is a pic of my three tube of blood! He need three tube to conduct a full blood test check up.


Oh before I forget here is a pic of my early morning ‘tea’ ( urine ) first cup! I know I am in good health even before the result is out as my ‘tea’ is clear and just golden in color. Of cause I have to stuff myself for at least 8 hrs that meant no late night cup of coffee or vico ( I use to have milo but too expensive to afford it nowadays ). Oh yes my ‘tea’ will be cloudy if I do pokeing so that night I am a good boy ( what will the lab boy say if they exams my urine & find it full of hor ny’s swimmer! )

Well the result is out already but I am not totally in the best of health! Apparently my blood is too ‘oily’ & cholesterol is too high! Looking at my blood dripping freely it didn’t look oily to me ( perhaps I have too many pork leg ). Actually I have discover that to made my blood less ‘oily’ I only have to drink a bottle of light beer every night as alcohol will dilute the blood ( however I stop this nightly beer drinking because I don’t like beer & can’t afford it ).

According to my doctor I can have a clean bill of health so long as I do a lot of exercise! This is good news for me as my regular reader will know my all exercise is actually sexerise so more pokeing for me to do!

As for my cholesterol this is bad new! How to give up on pork leg! So tasty & yummy! If cannot eat pork leg how leh? Surely u don't expect me to eat cow leg do u?

32 comments:

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!
Is that ur hand???

hehehe! Quite big!! lolz!!

lucky he didnt ask for semen sample!!

hahahahaa!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! Wauleh! U r fast! Yeah that is my hand! See I am a big fellow! Big all over! He! He!

spookygrace said...

that is how u got poked... =.=""

zewt said...

at least u know it now... time to look after yourself lor.

Helen said...

Happy 100th post! :-)

Glad you are getting a clean bill of health.

You lost quite some blood... better lay of pokeing tonight. You know what the chinese say lar.. one drop of semen equals how much blood har... I forgot.

Don''t want you to go all anaemic! lol

Anonymous said...

drink chinese tea lah, but not too much. heard that the best chinese tea option is "pu-er". ha, i don't believe ur gf never got crushed by you! and after so much sexercises still so big size, unbelievable..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Spooky! Wellcum! I hope this is the only way I got poked! But if I get rap*ed then I might be poked differently! He! He!

Hi Zewt! Yalloh! More sexerise to stay healthy!

Hallo helen! Tq! After that pokeing I didn't do any pokeing for 1 week. Almost overflow with bullet!

Hi Anomus! Wellcum! Yah tea is good but I can't take tea without sugar! Got crushed lah but gently so have to made some 'adjustment' so now she is happy!As for size the more u do the size do get 'bigger'.

742 said...

As long you do more exercise, then you can eat pork leg la. 1 time exercise, eat 1 pork leg.

Take good care of yourself. I still wanna read many many horny posts!

jessie said...

-.-'''

LOL~~!!
I tot what!!
Hahaha...

Anyway... i know how it feels..
Each time doc tries to get blood out of me... i will be very the afraid!!
Coz like u, they cant seem to find any veins~~
* sigh *
Da#$ bloodsuckers!!

Bdw, happy 100th post!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo 742! Wellcum! 1 pork leg 1 poke!!! Like this I can only poke a few times a year! He! He! Don't worry one very 'educational' post cumming up!

Hi Jessie! Tq! U also afraid arr?

Princess Eileen said...

Hehe.. your hand quite big, reminds me of my big bro... I think you both can fight.. But I am sure you very nice to hug.. Like hugging a huge teddy bear....*hugz*

Congrats on the 100th post!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Yor... you are a big fella la. Your hands so big!!! Wah lau.. your morning juice also you take picture ah... damn funny lar you!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! That is exactkly what my gf say! She say feel nice & safe when I hug!Like a big bear!

Hallo Purple! Luckly I didn't take my other juice pic! He! He!

AceOne118 said...

Next is physical body check up ar? Hahahaha...have a nice day.

adrian said...

Walau eh...what's that ur wearing around ur hand? Looks like those chains to lock up bicycles. :)

Someone can get hurt while u pokeying leh. :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Aceone! If doctor is a lady sure will ask for physical body check up. Including 'bro' annual check up! But doc is a men so better ask gf to be doctor & let her check!

Hallo Adrian! That wan arr is a big silver chain ( so that ghost don't poke me ).

erinalaw said...

aiyoh!!! do more s*xercise mah no more high colestrol liau lor. hehehe.....

Huei said...

blood!!!!

*faint*

y isit always scary looking at other's blood, and it's like nothing to look at own blood? *thinks while fainting* =P

Chen said...

Mmmmm... "dripping" method for blood taking is used on little babies and toddles only woh..
o.O

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina!Yalloh! A lot of pokeing to do! Lucky gf!

Hallo Huei! Wellcum!Oi don't faint lah! First time poke in here already fainted! So sorry arr!

Hallo Dr Chen! Oh this is use on baby! Then I must be a very big baby! He! He!

bongkersz said...

big all over heh horny? big ass.. :D haha!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bongkerzs! Of cause lah big a*ss also!

Bengbeng said...

congrats u got a clean bill of health :)

i wouldnt dare to shw my urine on blog it is a little like showing my lil bro hehehehehhe jus kidding :)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bengx2! My urine show good condition so that meant my 'bro' also in good condition mah! U agree or not?

littlepolaris said...

Wah 1st time kena poke only kah?
=( I kena poke I think almost 30 times during these few months.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Polaris! Poke 30 timed!!! Woah! Me only one time fre*ak me out as it is normally me who do the pokeing! He! He!

Cocka Doodle said...

happy 100th post!!
Wait til you reach 40 plus yrs old.
That time you sure kena poke with finger to check on your prostate! Muahahaha!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cocka! U forty plus already? Have to check meh?

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