I Get Poked!!!!!!

Woah this is my 100th post! Just couldn't believed how 'hor ny' I am! Me & all my pokeing entries! Now I get poked instead!

He: hemmm let me see ( I let him exam me………. ). Ok ready!

Hor ny: Painful or not?

He: Not painful wan. Why arr big guy like u afraid of pain meh! R u ready?

By now I am all tense up!


He:Oi! Don’t be so tense lah! Relax lah! No painful wan!


Oh! I don’t dare to look! I turn my head away & shut my eye! Without any warning he poke in!

He:Grip a bit tighter ok. Nah! See no painful wan! Seeeee!

I open my eye & see………..

Oh the sight of my blood………….

He:Ah ur first time har?

Hor ny:Yes! My first time being poke there! ( I nodded my head first time being poke there )

I am fascinated by the sight of my blood!

I really get poked…………….

Now where do u think I get poked……….


Now remember I am a guy ( if I am a lady not need to guess lah )…..


Now remember I am not a ga*y……….


See this is where I get poked!

What r u thinking ( I am sure some of u think I get poked in my as*shole ). Yes it is an unusual place to get my blood for my annual blood test! This is because of my baby smooth skin ( sometime I am quite unashamed in praiseing myself )which don’t show up any blood vain so I end up having my hand poked. The doctor use ‘dripping’ method. According to him this is the least painful method. I can see my blood dripping away onto his hand & blood when he change tube ( I do think this is a good method to committed suicide, according to the doctor if I didn’t stopped the blood flow, I will feel weak then I will black out forever! A painless death! Don’t ever try to committed suicide Ok! Just one of my foolish thinking ).

Here is a pic of my three tube of blood! He need three tube to conduct a full blood test check up.

Oh before I forget here is a pic of my early morning ‘tea’ ( urine ) first cup! I know I am in good health even before the result is out as my ‘tea’ is clear and just golden in color. Of cause I have to stuff myself for at least 8 hrs that meant no late night cup of coffee or vico ( I use to have milo but too expensive to afford it nowadays ). Oh yes my ‘tea’ will be cloudy if I do pokeing so that night I am a good boy ( what will the lab boy say if they exams my urine & find it full of hor ny’s swimmer! )

Well the result is out already but I am not totally in the best of health! Apparently my blood is too ‘oily’ & cholesterol is too high! Looking at my blood dripping freely it didn’t look oily to me ( perhaps I have too many pork leg ). Actually I have discover that to made my blood less ‘oily’ I only have to drink a bottle of light beer every night as alcohol will dilute the blood ( however I stop this nightly beer drinking because I don’t like beer & can’t afford it ).

According to my doctor I can have a clean bill of health so long as I do a lot of exercise! This is good news for me as my regular reader will know my all exercise is actually sexerise so more pokeing for me to do!

As for my cholesterol this is bad new! How to give up on pork leg! So tasty & yummy! If cannot eat pork leg how leh? Surely u don't expect me to eat cow leg do u?