Kia or Nokia...........Any other Kia????

To most of us ( well those who like & know a bit about car anyway ) Kia is a Korean car.

But this Korean car is apparently no very popular & even among it current owner as it is not reliable, consume fuel like no tomorrow & its depreciated like no tomorrow also. In short it is a car which people will not like to own it even if there is no tomorrow ( to all Kia owner please don’t poke me upside down & inside out as this is what my friend told me )! So this group of people add a big No to their Kia car. That is Nokia!

Nokia to most of us ( apart from frustrated Kia owner ) is a well know handporn ( apparently nowadays hand phone have another use for the ladies when set to vibrating mode ) from Finnish! This handporn is simple to use cheap & almost indestructible ( well it use to be like this but Nokia handporn now is like other nowadays! Now u can use it now u can’t or to a ladies when using vibrating mode feel so nice one moment & the next moment the handporn gone death ).

How about just adding a word or a few words to the word Kia. Allow me to add some other word to Kia & explain the totally different meaning! Among the Chinese, the word Kia cum from the Hokkien dialect. The following are some example!

Kina kia is how they refer to their children.

Da boh kia is to boy to them.

Zha boh kia is a girl to them.

Chiao kia is a bird to them.

Lang chiao kia is how they refer to a dic*khead ( so chiao kia is a bird but adding a lang which is dic*k to them, in front of a hokkien bird u becum a dic*khead! )

Seh kia is give birth.

Siao kia is a crazy kid ( see just a different pronunciation u end up being crazy )!

Mata kia is how they call a police ( mata is a Malay word for eye so police is eye people ).

Choo kia is a small house to them.

Huan nan kia is a Malay to them.

Keh leng kia is a Indian to them.

Deng lang kia is how they call a Chinese ( deng is long, lang is dic*k, so does this meant Chinese have long dic*k??? ) .

Jit pun kia is how they call a Japanese

Ang moh kia is how they call a Caucasian but ang is also red moh is hair so people with red hair is also call ang moh kia( no wander people ask me if I am a real ang moh do I have red hair? )

Pai kia is a bad guy to them.

Ho kia is a good guy to them.

Gong kia is a stupid guy to them.

So u can see that to a hokkien got so many different type of kia with totally different meaning!

Oh since the west have Ikia, are they the hokkien favorite furniture store?

And since I am ‘Hor ny Ang Moh’, what will a hokkien lady call me???