Any One Want Me????

Any one want me?

I am a cute fellow.

I can be your guard.

I can keep you company day & night, rain or shine.

My need are few & simple. All I need is love & companionship & a good house where I can call 'home'.

Even what I eat is simple, simple food is what I need 3 time a day is enough!

Any extra or special food like strew pork leg given to me will made me very very happy.

And for this I shall shower u with my all my love & affection for more then a hour!


In return I promise to guard u with my life if necessary.

I shall guard u whenever & wherever u r.

Yes, even when u r taking bath, changing cloths & even when u r in the toilet!

I shall follow u everywhere.

Yes, everywhere, to ur office, car, toilet & even go shopping with u!

I shall also give u all my bodily warm & whatsoever that u need & even pleasure!

I shall also be forever faithful to u & no one else but to u only!


So please take a look at me & say that u want to take me home with u......................

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Please...................................

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Please...................................

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I am begging u....................

to take me............................

home.....................................

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with u....................................

So do u want to take me home with u????

I received this pic ( the rest of the entry is my 'hor ny' idea )in my e-mail! Crack me up it did! As today is TGIF ( Thank God Its Friday ) I thought it is a good idea to post it up & cheer up my dear reader ( since all of u have a stressful week)! Have a nice weekend my dear reader!