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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Any One Want Me????

Any one want me?

I am a cute fellow.

I can be your guard.

I can keep you company day & night, rain or shine.

My need are few & simple. All I need is love & companionship & a good house where I can call 'home'.

Even what I eat is simple, simple food is what I need 3 time a day is enough!

Any extra or special food like strew pork leg given to me will made me very very happy.

And for this I shall shower u with my all my love & affection for more then a hour!


In return I promise to guard u with my life if necessary.

I shall guard u whenever & wherever u r.

Yes, even when u r taking bath, changing cloths & even when u r in the toilet!

I shall follow u everywhere.

Yes, everywhere, to ur office, car, toilet & even go shopping with u!

I shall also give u all my bodily warm & whatsoever that u need & even pleasure!

I shall also be forever faithful to u & no one else but to u only!


So please take a look at me & say that u want to take me home with u......................

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Please...................................

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Please...................................

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I am begging u....................

to take me............................

home.....................................

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with u....................................

So do u want to take me home with u????

I received this pic ( the rest of the entry is my 'hor ny' idea )in my e-mail! Crack me up it did! As today is TGIF ( Thank God Its Friday ) I thought it is a good idea to post it up & cheer up my dear reader ( since all of u have a stressful week)! Have a nice weekend my dear reader!

28 comments:

W_W_Ho said...

DIU!!! who is it??? * peng 9 san *

Princess Eileen said...

Instead of cracking me up.. The picture gives me the creep horny.. TGIF!!!

Cocka Doodle said...

Waaah! You morph from orangutan to dog liao ah?

Cocka Doodle said...

Don't go humping ppl's legs hor? Hahahaha!!

Calvin's Wife said...

Ahahahah... d*amn you! I really thought you were offering yourself!

Anonymous said...

hmm, dogs don't eat 3 meals a day do they? from my past experiences of keeping dogs, the most they stop at 2.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! No me lah!

Hallo Princess! So u don't want to take me home???

Hallo Cocka!! If I am a dog sure look for se*xy leg wan!

Hallo Evie! If I really did offer myself can any taker or not?

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaahha!

for a moment, i tot it was u..

hahaha!!

have a great sexercise!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Anonmus! Wellcum! How cum my doggy eat all the time ( germen sharpard )???

Hi Iwan! At first I thought of selling myself also!

GeriYin said...

hhhahaha... liddat also can!

I'm Choonie. said...

go go far far away...
I dun like dog...
and that dog is not cute at all!!!

nyx said...

eyer ... so fugly!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Aiyoh! Every one say I am fugly!!! Luckly I didn't really offer myself for sale! If I did & every one say I am fugly then very paiseh!!!

Have a nice weekend everyone!

Helen said...

I don't mind... Looks kinda cute. lol Damn, I'm so soft hearted. lol

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Helen!Oh tq u so much! Finally someone like me!!!He! He!

Anonymous said...

funny hor*ny:
haha, coz your name is hor*ny ang moh. ur dog is junior ang moh. its name is called hungry ang moh! u should control a little on its diet, don't overfeed it. bad for the health ok.

haf a nice weekend!! ^_^

AceOne118 said...

Wakakaka!!! siew 9 sei ngor lah!!!!

Chen said...

hak sei yan loh :D
hahhaa...
looks like a possessed dog tim :P

kaklong said...

aaaaa... i don't want.wawawawaw~

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anonmus! Wellcum!Ha! Ha! This doggy eat a lot also no fat wan!

Hi Aceone! He!He!

Hallo Dr Chen! Possessed meh??

Hi Kaklong! U wan wan meh? Ok next time I see can find a cute kitty for u!

Mischique said...

Ew....god..that's one ugly dog.

Iwan Sanchez said...

aww...
horny u poor thing..
havent put up ur pic, ppl callu fugly..

hehehe!

i am sure u are not fugly lah, must be young and good looking rite cos u consume too much of ...... water...

hahahahahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Mischique!Ugly meh!

Hallo Iwan! Ha! Ha! I am no what I am in blogsphere!!

Rabbit said...

It sked the hell outta me!! Eeew!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi rabbit! I don't bite, I lic*k only!

Fairy Spring said...

Hey.... It's a cute post.... The dog pic is really cute and good photoshop job there!! Almost got me :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fairy! Wellcum! U r the only wan who say I am cute!

Fairy Spring said...

I want a kawaii doggy :P:D