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Monday, August 20, 2007

How To Made Ur 'Pokeing' More Sexited...Part 5

A continuation of part 4, part 3 ,part 2 & part 1

Time or timing is everything...........including pokeing!. Get the time or the timing right, both of u will have a good time. Get it wrong one might feel good while the other get the feeling of 'neither here nor there' or worse still both of u end up feeling ' what is the big deal about pokeing?'.

Everyday if u do things at the exact time or roughly at that time ( for example eating breakfast ,lunch ,dinner , going to the loo for small pe*e or big bomb ) everyday, it soon becum routine & u sort of do all this ‘job’ automatically without thinking. For those who are working, it is the same. Everyday u arrive at ur work place at that time, sit at the same place, do the same job day in & day out soon, it becum boring ( however there are people who love such a job, also know as boring people )

So how about pokeing! Everyday u do pokeing at the same place & at that time on every outing ( for those who is still undecided, unmarried stage 4 couple ). Or u do pokeing every night at 10.30pm ( for example ) when both of u go to bed & do pokeing once a week or even twice or once a month ( actually this is true for people who have being together for more the five years or more & they have more then one kid ). So both of u more or less took this as routine ‘job’ & thus becum boring!

How about changing the pokeing time! Do it at unexpected time ( but of cause u don't do pokeing while driving or when ur gf is cooking ). It does not have to be done after a outing or at time or during the weekend! But do bear in mind a lady does have her ‘hor ny’ period ( one week after her ‘aunty’ visited her ) & her ‘no’ ‘no’ period ( when her ‘aunty’ visited her ) ! Do take note that during her ‘hor ny’ period she is most willing & do look forward to ur pokeing ( if u r good ) but if u still like to do pokeing during her off period she will not be willing ( if u r good she still look forward to it ) & it is a massy job!

In this stressful working life, I am sure married couple hardly find time to relax let alone pokeing! So allow me to made a suggestion. How about pokeing on every third day ( every third day because a guy normally is fully recharged by the third day, well according to my personal sexpriance & from friends also ). Like Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday & Sunday. Or Tuesday , Friday & Sunday. I don’t suggest Monday because Monday is normally the most stressful day of the week!

Now about pokeing timing! This is most importantly. By pokeing timing I refer to the ur pokeing rhythm. Get the timing right u will have a most sexiting pokeing sexperiance! Time ur pokeing differently! For example normally pokeing is like this……..in out in out in out with increase in speed & decrease in speed when running out of steam! So how about pokeing differently …….in, in, out, out, in, in, in, out, in, ( u can pull out a bit & then slam in fully or slam in & in……… just vary the pokeing or when ur partner expect u to poke in but u didn’t, u just tease with her lips ). This will made the pokeing more interesting.

Understand ur partner reaction. After a lot of pokeing session u will more or less know when ur partner is going to reach her high ( this is almost an art, if u r good u can even let her have a few high before ur ‘bro’ shoot his bullet, the next round took about 10 minutes to recharge faster if she help u ) ! Don’t be selfish & only let ur 'bro' shoot his bullet without letting her have her high ( I do admit this is a bit difficult for guy with ‘sensitive’ ‘bro’, but with more sexpriance u can gain control of ur ‘bro’ ) !

To be continue................

28 comments:

Low said...

wow....that a good post....and is funny too...how to control if the bro is sensitive? izzit do alot of pokeing job? wahahahahaha

Princess Eileen said...

Yeah, I guess you make a very good point. In short, with different sex partners there be a different set of timings right? Although there is a general rule, but alas it also depends on your sex partner.... Part 6... Part 6...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Low! Wellcum! Can control ur 'bro' sensitivety wan ( perhap in future post )!

Hallo Princess! Wah u want part 6 already! U try out all part 1 to 5 already or not?? Usefull to u?

Jonny said...

o_o

in in out out out ah? This one must be above level 99 only can perform!

LOL

Nonnie King said...

Seems like you can go on and on till part 654651321 huh?

Iwan Sanchez said...

HAHAHA!

thats a good post!
What u said is rite also, do poeking also feel sian one..

the part where u wrote "aunty" visit her, is damn funny lah!

hahaha!!

Horny can becum a sex therapist liao!!

dicop oleh kerajaan malaysia!!

conan_cat said...

lol... hor ny ang moh the poking expert :P but agree lor haha always hav sex the same time of the week really sien de lor.. must change change liao... :P and pok in punya timing got so cool one ha, if poke wif a drummer then sure kao kao syok nya... haha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jonny! U do differently?

Hi Nonnie! Nolah this serial almost ending now! It is boring to u?

Hi Iwan! Aiyoh! If M'sia gov know I will be in big trouble! No license wan!

Hi Conan!Aiyah change ur time & timing lah then no sien wan!

Pookyma said...

Finally part 5..haha....Must change momentum only partner can high ar?

Man it's all about creativity and unpredictable-ness....haha

cindy said...

Hey Horny, you should write a book on this lah. Maybe can make a lot of $$$! xD

Have a nice day too!

hafreze said...

walaueh....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Pooky! Wellcum!Yes if u r creative then no boring wan!

Hi Cindy!How to publish book online? Can teach me? If earn some money I will 'belanja' u.I promise!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Hafreze! Wellcum!

Princess Eileen said...

Didn't practise any... For obvious reasons :)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

i await for more tips on how to be less sensitive..hahaha..im already feelin less sensitive by reading all ur hor ny posts..

amanda said...

i think i should recomend my bf to read ur blog. :)

AceOne118 said...

LOL! I like this post!!!wakaka

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! Its ok. Next time u can put what u lean to good use!

Hi Joe! My post no effect on u already?? U so fast no sensitive already kah?

Hi Amanda! Can u can ask ur bf to read lah! After what he read & put to use, u will get the benifit wan!

Hallo Ace! He! He! U like!

stupigo said...

BOo!!!

Sex 101... Thanks for sharing and dropping by Horny...

:D

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Stupigo! Wellcum! Tq for ur comment!

littlepolaris said...

You know I ask a lot of people come and read your blog. I just cross my fingers hope dat they dun get horny and come and rape me lor! lol.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Polaris! Tq tq so much for ur recommendation!No lah! I am sure all ur friend r good people! They cum,they read,they image & hopefully they practice what they read! But no on u! He! He! Have a nice day!

Cocka Doodle said...

If you have premature ejaculation, there is a cost effective way to prevent it from happening.
Tie a rubber band at the base of the penis. LOL

W_W_Ho said...

bro sensitive use gam_bir lah. kolek arr ang moh??? when will be the part 6???

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Horny... I think you can publish a book on this topic. Haha!

babyfiona said...

yea!publish an e-manual lar for everyone. Whoever need it can download from your site :p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cocka! My 'bro' Ok lah! Rubber band cannot be use afterward cannot cum also. & ur 'bro' woll trun blue black also!!

Hi W W H! U wan to kill my 'bro' arr??

Hi Purple! How to publish?? With this topic bolehland will bann the book wan!

Hallo Babyfiona! Wellcum! Tq for ur comment. Actually what is e-manual arr? Can explained?? Tq very much!

Anonymous said...

Ang moh 'bro' si fu! E-book is like writing a book, but use computer and (usually readers) can view the e-book with Adobe Reader/Acrobat.

Hope u can produce 'Made in Malaysia Ang Moh' Kama Sutra E-Book Bolehland Version! All the best!