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Friday, September 28, 2007

Time.....If Only We Can Turn Back Time


I am sure everyone wish they can turn back the clock & relieved their life once more! And to undone whatever mistake they have done! Me, I am no different! Oh how I wish I could turn back time when I am …………..

A Baby!

Because I wish I could choose to be poke out between the legs of a rich & beautiful lady and the guy who made me is rich………filthy rich! That is I wish I can choose my mummy & daddy! But that fellow up stair ( God ) don’t give me the chance or the option to choose! But I have no complained about my parent! I love my parent I know they work their as*s off to bring me up ( but luckily they didn’t know their ‘good’ son has turn into a ‘hor ny’ ang moh in blog sphere ). Now if parent is rich... Woah!……..my life will be totally different! I get to eat good food, drive sport car & get to poke supermodel or classy ladies! This is of cause beyond my control!

In form one

Why……….because I should pay more attention in my study when I am in form one. Especially on my math I should pay more attention to my math’s teacher! But alas I didn’t because I don’t like my math teacher. In fact during her class I always fall asleep in the back corner of the classroom or I am chatting to the girls who sit next to me ( all my life I study in co ad school ). She teach math like firing machine gun! Slow fellow like me got left behind! Also I didn’t like her because she is a big lady almost 6’ tall big in every sense.( Now at form one my body is just ‘developing’ with my hormone going overdrive at all time ) Wah! Her ‘nen nen’ ( bre*ast ) is the size of a large papaya! So when I am not sleeping in class I am being mesmerize by her giant ‘nen nen’ with the following image…………..

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Scroll some more lah........

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The image is a good wan..

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Nah!!! Seee this is the image in my mind!!!!

See I will suffocated wan by her teaching & her ‘nen nen’! BTW this is just an image running through my mind whenever I look at her ‘nen nen’! Gosh! How can I study my math like this! So until now 1x+1x=11xx or whatsoever….Oh how I wish I have pay more attention to her teaching then her ‘nen nen’!

In form six

I should have pay more attention to school mate sitting next to me! Through out my school life I always sit at the back corner of the classroom ( I am a big guy ) & I always sit next to girls ( somehow they always like to sit next to me as they say they feel secure next to me ). With this sitting arrangement I can sleep if the teacher is an ‘aunty’ type or the lesson bore my as*s off & if the teacher caught me sleeping I can always count on her to warn me & help me out! I should have take out the opportunities & have some pokeing lesson but alas I didn’t! So I have my first poke at an ‘old’ age!

After form six

I should have taken to opportunity to further my study in university! Now I really regard that & I enter the slavery world instead ( working )! So I am a lowly educated! Whatever I poke into sites which is written by highly educated blogger I really have to scratch my ‘hor ny’ head to understand what the heck are they blogging about! And of cause without a degree I am just employed as a lowly employee who have to work his as*s off everyday!

The above is actually a tag by this pretty lady So feel free to do this tag if u want!

Do feel very free to comment. Have a nice day to all my dear reader!

21 comments:

PEARLY said...

hhaah cool men you are so lucky you didn't let the *NEn NEN* make you brain damagen .
god bless you hahahha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Pearly! Ha!Ha!God bless u 2!

L'abeille said...

Erkkk.... Luckily no boss standing behind me while I was browsing your blog this morning.. hehe

You have a po-king nice day dude!

erinalaw said...

got a shock when see that big nen nen. Not like papaya, like watermelon leh........... lol

Princess Eileen said...

The picture is gonna make me have nightmare... Must remind myself not to get so fat... But maybe I get fat, but the boobs remain the same size??? Wahhhhhhhhhh DISASTER!!!

Mey Laurie said...

kah kah kah...
wowww!! that's the biggest naked nen nen i have ever seen!! i hv similar image in my mind too, as a 6yr old kid, my mom used to tell me to behave myself & not to say bad words, else the 'antu tetek' ghost of the nen nen..will come and force feed her filthy milk into my mouth.heheheh

hor ny haunted memory..

Sexy Maths Tutor said...

I utterly, utterly regret visiting your blog today while waiting for my students to come to my class!

Luckily I still know how to ALT-TAB the moment they came in!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi l'abeille! Lucky u! What will ur boss say???

Hi Erina!Wah u r bad water melon some more! He! He!

Hi Princess! U r not fat lah! Just well endown! BUt if ur nen nen get so big how leh???

Hi Mey!Wah! Ur mummy so bad kah??

Daniel said...

hahaha... i laughed my ass off reading ur horny blog man... hahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Teacher! I do wish u r my math teacher then I will not be in a mess whenever I have to do counting! But u r most wellcum to continue reading when ur students gone home!

Hi daniel! Oh! Tq tq! I am happy that u can see the joke behind!

L'abeille said...

Hor-ny kor kor...erm..there a a few possibilities if he sees:-

1) He might keep quiet and thinks I'm a ham sap chimpanzee

2) He might open his mouth and say, give me the blog link.

3) Maybe he's also one of your fansi ler... so he diam diam and check out my comments in the future?

Wah...think about it...betul betul scary! hahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! I am even in a worse position then u! I am always afraid that my gf will find out all the things I 'plan' to do or know that 'hor ny ang moh' is her 'gentlemen' bf! I am afraid that my co will find out that one of their lowly paid & stupid employee is 'hor ny ang moh'! I am also afraid that....
See I am so afraid of so many things...
He! He! Have a nice weekend my dear reader!

Helen said...

hahahaha is that how they punish bad pupils in your school? lol Damn effective wor. Better than caning! LOL

Not everybody enjoy school life. I hate mine.

Iwan Sanchez said...

wah!!! can die of lacking of air if u put the big nehneh in ur face..

but i know u must be happy rite?? hahaahhaa!

So u like the neh neh or the p*ussy cat? Hehehee!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi helen! That math didn't do that to me but many the hubby did! Her hubby is a small guy!

Hi Iwan! Yes! If she did that to me died of cause! I like poosie & nen nen but not that big! He! He!

Jonny said...

rofl! I'm gonna have nightmarezzz Nooooo

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jonny! U have nightmare meh?? I though some guy like big nen nen!

Sue said...

Wah..the nen nen so tua liapz....hahahaha..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Sue! This nen nen very very big wan! Actually I did saw such big nen nen in real life! It is real big!

littlepolaris said...

hey horny, feel free to ask me what i wrote if u dun understand sometimes cos a lot of ppl they tell me they dunno wat am i talking about. =P sorry la too used to the medical terms cos i spend more time in hospital than poking mah!
anyway such big papaya nen nen hor, I see them very often eheh in the hospital... all russians have such nen nen, make me have to push them away so hard to listen to their heart beat.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi polaris!Oh yalloh! Big nen nen how to listen to their heart beat! He! He! Have a nice day!