Time.....If Only We Can Turn Back Time

I am sure everyone wish they can turn back the clock & relieved their life once more! And to undone whatever mistake they have done! Me, I am no different! Oh how I wish I could turn back time when I am …………..

A Baby!

Because I wish I could choose to be poke out between the legs of a rich & beautiful lady and the guy who made me is rich………filthy rich! That is I wish I can choose my mummy & daddy! But that fellow up stair ( God ) don’t give me the chance or the option to choose! But I have no complained about my parent! I love my parent I know they work their as*s off to bring me up ( but luckily they didn’t know their ‘good’ son has turn into a ‘hor ny’ ang moh in blog sphere ). Now if parent is rich... Woah!……..my life will be totally different! I get to eat good food, drive sport car & get to poke supermodel or classy ladies! This is of cause beyond my control!

In form one

Why……….because I should pay more attention in my study when I am in form one. Especially on my math I should pay more attention to my math’s teacher! But alas I didn’t because I don’t like my math teacher. In fact during her class I always fall asleep in the back corner of the classroom or I am chatting to the girls who sit next to me ( all my life I study in co ad school ). She teach math like firing machine gun! Slow fellow like me got left behind! Also I didn’t like her because she is a big lady almost 6’ tall big in every sense.( Now at form one my body is just ‘developing’ with my hormone going overdrive at all time ) Wah! Her ‘nen nen’ ( bre*ast ) is the size of a large papaya! So when I am not sleeping in class I am being mesmerize by her giant ‘nen nen’ with the following image…………..

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The image is a good wan..

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Nah!!! Seee this is the image in my mind!!!!

See I will suffocated wan by her teaching & her ‘nen nen’! BTW this is just an image running through my mind whenever I look at her ‘nen nen’! Gosh! How can I study my math like this! So until now 1x+1x=11xx or whatsoever….Oh how I wish I have pay more attention to her teaching then her ‘nen nen’!

In form six

I should have pay more attention to school mate sitting next to me! Through out my school life I always sit at the back corner of the classroom ( I am a big guy ) & I always sit next to girls ( somehow they always like to sit next to me as they say they feel secure next to me ). With this sitting arrangement I can sleep if the teacher is an ‘aunty’ type or the lesson bore my as*s off & if the teacher caught me sleeping I can always count on her to warn me & help me out! I should have take out the opportunities & have some pokeing lesson but alas I didn’t! So I have my first poke at an ‘old’ age!

After form six

I should have taken to opportunity to further my study in university! Now I really regard that & I enter the slavery world instead ( working )! So I am a lowly educated! Whatever I poke into sites which is written by highly educated blogger I really have to scratch my ‘hor ny’ head to understand what the heck are they blogging about! And of cause without a degree I am just employed as a lowly employee who have to work his as*s off everyday!

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