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Sunday, September 30, 2007

First Time...........U Poke!

A few weeks ago I have an entry on first time u kis*s. This is a sequel to that entries ( I am sure my regular reader is looking forward to this entry ). For those who haven’t poke yet, it is a good idea to learn first ( yes pokeing is almost an art, a very private art ) as a enjoyable first poke will made u look forward to more pokeing! On the other hand if it is a painful sexperiance u will be apprehensive next time u do pokeing! As for me I have my first poke when I am in my twenties. Surprise? Well I happen to be brought up with the old school thinking. Ok ok actually I miss several changes to poke as show in this entry.

After teeth knocking & biting each other on my first kis*s & both gf & me have master the art of kis*sing I am ready for the next step! Since I normally do a lot of researches before doing anything I have more or less get myself ready! I do know that for*eplay is important prior to pokeing as a lady poosie must be ready to accept ur ‘equipment’!

Kis*sing is one of them so I do a lot of it & while doing, it my hand is also busy fondling her 'nen nen' ( bre*ast ) & slowly I run my hand up her leg slip my hand between her panty & slowly rub my hand on her now very wet poosie! Now I don’t poke my finger in! That is reserve for my ‘bro’ which is now trying to break free form my pant! All this time I am kis*sing my gf! My gf is now very breathless due to my kis*sing & my hand. Now I let my gf feel the huge bulge on my pant & I let her free my ‘bro’.

She look very surprise ‘ So big! This how it look like? ’ I ask her this the first time she saw a ‘bro’ which she nodded ( my gf is a ‘country girl’ so innocent & simple, which is also why I am still undiscovered blogging all this entries & other entries and of cause she is a vir*gin & me also). Then I ask her to lic*k & su*ck on my ‘bro’ first before I poke it into her very wet poosie. By then I unclothed my gf. Since this is her first time her juice is milky, thick & sticky with a very strong & ‘fishy’ smell! Of cause without hesitation I lic*k her wet poosie ( after I wipe off her excess juice with tissue ).

For guy do try to lic*k gf poosie as it is most pleasurable ( I read somewhere that a lady poosie is her cleanest area well a healthy poosie anyway & ladies if u do got out with guy it is a good idea to have a bath beforehand ) As for ladies do give the guy a bj ( bl*ow job I don’t why it is call a bl*ow job as u don’t do any blowing as it could kill! Mainly lic*king, suc*king & scrubbing with tongue & teeth & do take a bath also & clean ur ‘bro’ well) as it is most pleasurable! However guy with hyper sensitive ‘bro’ it is also a good practice to prepare ur ‘bro’ to do pokeing & to desensitize ur ‘bro’. U don’t wan to cum with just two poke do u?

Before I poke in, my gf ask me will she get pregnant? No! I assure her as I will only poke in half way ( actually I am also very nerves, I may know all the theory & know how but I have nil practical sexperiance, luckily my ‘bro’ is most obedient aided by her bj & didn’t cum in her mouth ). I can’t even find the hole ( Wah! So silly kah? This is my first time mah! It is located on the lower part of her poosie ) at first then I poke it in half way as promise or rather she sit on it just a few in & out only on the half way mark. It is very tight but luckily gf have a wet poosie or else it will be a painfull first poke.

And it is over in a few minutes because both of us is very nerves & both of us is on the look out & jumpy! And I didn’t even cum! Why? Because my first poke with gf is done on the back seat of my car ( that car a Toyota Corona have long being sold off, got a lot of good memory & sentimental value to me ) park on a isolated country road!

Gf infor me later that she have a painful poosie & some bleeding due to my big ‘bro’ pokeing into her tight poosie & will she get pregnant or not? I assure her that her poosie will heal & I didn’t even inject anything! I didn’t do any pokeing or went out with gf as I don’t really get any enjoyment out of my first poke! Well I do enjoy the bj. Gf on the other hand did get some enjoyment as on my next date with her she is most eager to try & she told me that she is wet when she thought of my first poke into her.

And so on my second pokeing session with gf I give her a good long enjoyable session! Over half an hour of pokeing ( I have a problem of cumming as ‘bro’ is reluctant to shoot. So quic*kie for me is impossible, lucky for gf as once ‘bro’ empty his load second round need some ‘encouragement’ & another long pokeing session ) before I cum inside her.

For those who have their first poke do u still remember ur sexperiance? For those who haven’t poke please do some for*eplay first as it seem that dry poosie is a common problem ( most ladies don’t even know they have this problem ) & a painful first poke is a bad first sexperiance. As for me I am lucky gf have a very wet poosie ( with regular pokeing & sexerise her juice is now clear & not longer thick ). Practice made perfect so gf always look forward to my pokeing session & any dispute or quarrels is also solve through pokeing! As the Chinese have a saying ‘quarrels at bed head problem solve by bed end’.

This is my first poke sexperiance. So my dear reader how is yours? It is a good wan or a ‘stolen’ wan ( from my first kis*s entry a few of my reader say their first kis*s is a stolen kis*s! ) ! Feel free to share & comments ( Oh please my dear reader can you misspell words like se*x, fark, lic*k etc as my dam 'holy' office computer have word restriction in yours comment? Which is why its ban a lot of site including my own site hence so many 'spelling' mistake, I do enjoy & treasure reading all my readers comment. Thank you ) . Have a nice day!

37 comments:

Helen said...

Waaa, veli sexciting ler..

I enjoy your post veli veli much.. thanks for sharing! :-)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen!U really enjoy?? So hows ur first poke?? He! He!

I'm Choonie. said...

Enjoy reading this post. Cannot imagine how you can enjoy your first poke in the car. Veli sexciting like Helen claims.

Pundit Puckle said...

Man !!! ur really horny LMAOL

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Choonie! Tq tq for ur comment!

Hi Pundit! Aiyah I am call 'hor ny ang moh' mah! Surely u don't expect me to blog about song & teach maths do u?? He! He!

Anonymous said...

haha, hor*ny ang moh,

u don't teach maths. next time u come up with hor*ny songs lor!

Princess Eileen said...

wow, that's a lot of j*uicy information. Hehe... You do a lot of research before you practise, good good. Wakaka... you and your gf are very healthy couple. One very big & one very wet. Haha... Congrats on the good sex life :)

erinalaw said...

Who don't enjoy reading your post? No doubt it's reading heavily on Monday morning in Penang but with your post, it make the day so bright liau. Wah!!! Such a good lesson that you give to your reader. Keep it up horny and surely you make all men more horny..........lol.

Iwan Sanchez said...

wah!! y ur office computer so holy want?? hahaha!

looks exciting lah.. when i read, i can visualize it and got some reactions lei..

but i dun know y got guy like to l*ick the poosie.. can tahan the smell meh?

have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anomus! Wellcum! Aiyah I cannot sing wan lah! I try to sing last time in karaok!All the patron gone after hearing me 'sing'!

Hi Princess! Wah u discribstion of me & gf so good wan arr!

Hi Erina!Only men got reaction meh! Wah u so 'tahan' arr? Not reaction also kah?

Hi Iwan! Ah....So u did that before arr?? Aiyah if clean properly where got smell wan.....only fishy smell lah! Just like u eating sushii!!

Oh can my reader tell me what is 'LMAOL'??? Tq tq!

Linky Love said...

Hope car is biiiiig :-)

And in case u wanny join a non poke meme: http://www.linkylove.net/make-money-online-add-your-link-exchange-2007-10-01/monday-mood-meme.html

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Linky! Tq for the invitation! But not pic so cannot do loh! Have a nice day!

choongkeat said...

Wah lao eh, should have read ur post b4 my first poke.
I didn't cum in my first poke even after an hour leh..
maybe too drunk to cum. Coz my bro no more sensitive i think...

Pundit Puckle said...

LMAOL - Laughing My Ass Out Loud

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Choongkeat! Wellcum.He! He! U gf must have enjoy ur first poke very much!

Hi Pundit! Tq for the explanation!

Sexy Maths Tutor said...

Why blog about songs and maths got wrong meh?! Or everything must start with a "P"???

adrian said...

U da master of pokeing!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Se*xy Math teacher! Song & maths is perfectly Ok but this is what I am not good in. My song & maths is very very bad! As my friends say my singing can kill a cow!

Hi Adrian!No master lah! Still learning!

W_W_H said...

shit!!! be ta han edi!!! lau bei hut!!! bring me back my old memories!!! hehehe...

littlepolaris said...

Wah a good one! after soooo long...
hey why u din cum on 1st poke wan? My classmates they all hor so confident say they always TFK and cum a lot. When TFK and do real poking is diff wan issit? oh yea, i din tell u dat i was surrounded by a group of hamsap ppl. lol

BaBy JeE said...

*FaintS*

But quite informative ler!! haha... and entertaining!!!! uhuhuhu

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! Wah! Lu bei tahan arrr? So hows ur first poke??

Hi polaris! First poke where got cum wan.So nerves how to cum? Or maybe cum very fast!!!Yes DIY & pokeing totally different wan. I think u know lah! He! He!

Hi Baby! Don't faint lah! But please don't play play arr.

mr fong said...

Haha......poke poke!He he.....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Mr Fong! He! He! Hows ur sexperiance??

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL... my first experience was done in my ex's auntie house, we curi go her house to do, and she was staying with his grandma... LOL and my ex curi her keys to go there and have some fun wakakaka...

Sasha said...

yr first po*king very detailed. hahhaha i like.

but my first ..sulah lupa lu.....hahhahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Evie! Very very nice! U & bf have the whole day to do pokeing??

Hi Sasha! Wah! Sudah lupa kah???

Fiona D @nnoying @ngelz ... said...

Saw your blog link on many of my frenz blog.. so peep and see lor.. Haha ur post all so hor*ny and funny la.. Haven't poke anyone yet ah.. V here ma ehehe:P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fiona! Wellcum! He! He! U meant haven't being poked yet??? It is ok lah! Reserve for ur 'special' ok! Have a nice day!

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