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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

This is what happen when u upgraded!!!

An It lady wrote an email to her It friend that is yours truly. Now she wrote in 'It' jargon....

Hi Hor ny,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Yours It gf!

Reply:

Hi It gf,

See what did I tell u, don't simply up grade! Why u lady don't listen wan arr??For example u have a perfectly beautiful hair style yet u got and cut it short when it is long, straighten it when it is wavy vice visa & colour it with goodness know how many colour u can find. Ok! Ok! Sorry arr! Here is my suggestion!

First keep in mind:

U have also up graded urself from Gf version 5.0 to Housewife version 1.0!

To the guy, Gf version 5.0 is an sexiting gaming package! In this game he has to be on constant alert & pay constant attention more so when Gf 5.0 is connected online to other system where any Boyfriend version 5.0 can easily attack & attract to Gf version 5.0. Not only that, some Gf version 5.0 is weak or the attached Bf version 5.0 lost alert or attention, that even Husband 1.0 can poke in. That is why when u r Gf version 5.0 u have all the attention & protection!

Now u have up grade to Housewife version 1.0! U are now part of the operation system call Family 1.0! As the core operating system, u r expected to executed house keeping version 1.0, cooking version 1.0, looking after kids version 1.0. In version 2.0 of Family program u can upgrade have control of housemaid version 1.0 to help to out & increase the overall Family operating system. In addition to all this core program u r also expected to run supporting program like Pokeing 1.0 & Bj 1.0.

As the main operating system of Family 1.0 u must also disable certain extra feature of Housemaid 1.0 which also have to abilities to execute program Pokeing 2.0 & Bj 2.0 which is more advance then ur Pokeing 1.0 & Bj 1.0! Running ur Pokeing 1.0 & Bj 1.0 together with Housemaid Pokeing 2.0 & Bj 2.0 will quicky kill off Husband 1.0 & crash Family 2.0! Kindly take take note that Housemaid 1.0's Pokeing 2.0& Bj 2.0 will run in silent mode! So if u up grade to Family 2.0 kindly choose the corrected attached Housemaid 1.0 with disable function!

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package cum prestore with gf 5.0, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system also cum prestore with housewife 1.0. Which program take control & run the operating system 'Family' depend on how u up grade the bf 5.0 & gf 5.0. In most case housewife 1.0 run the Family program while husband 1.0 run in the background doing back up program call Money 1.0.

Now if u still like ur old program like Jewellery 2.0 & Flower 3.5.....

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Drinking 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create noisy Snoring Loudly.wav files. & it will also attracted virus programe like Stray Pokeing 1.0, & even infected Family 1.0 with HIV1.0 or AIDS 1.0 together with Stray Pokeing 1.0!

However there are several powerful program which can almost cause Husband 1.0 to behave & operate like Bf 5.0!

U need to install Pokeing 9.0 or the latest version, BJ 9.0 or latest version plus u can also installed the programe Enhance Physical 5.0 which include Boo*b Re firmer or Increment, Smoother Skin & even Tightening Hole suite! But installing Enhance Physical 5.0 is very expensive & do not always guarantee husband 1.0 to operate like bf 5.0.My suggestion is for u to installed Pokeing 9.0 & BJ 9.0. It is freeware & upgrade can be found in this site !

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. Do not also try to install another Husband 1.0 from other system even though that version u like as each Husband 1.0 is unique to the attached Housewife 1.0!

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9 this program also compliment Pokeing 9.0.

Good Luck,
Hor ny IT Support

The above email answer is the latest version & enchance with the latest fixed:-

Pokeing 9.0

Bj 9.0

Any comment & suggestion from my dear readers is most wellcum & treasured! As my site slogon is:

'Now Everyone Can Poke'!

Have a nice day!

20 comments:

Helen said...

Hahhaaha so damn technical one? Technologically deprived folks like me then habis... lol

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi helen! U got Housemaid 1.0 with disable function?? He! He! Happy moon cake day!

Anonymous said...

walao... read until blur o.0
cannot catch up with your whatever-versions..

happy mid-autumn festival!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anomus! Wah u blur blur meh?? Wish u nappy moon cake fest too!

Iwan Sanchez said...

haahhaa!
How do u get all these solutions??

have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! he! he! I poke around for solution!

L'abeille said...

Goodness.. what 1.0 and 5.0 what 9.0???!!!

Oui...you make me confused already.. I don't even know which version I'm using and I'm in right now haha!

PEARLY said...

hahaahah so cool I like it must instore it and also send one to my hubby ..errrrr wat again which one I suppost to instant now ???? ERRRRRRR sori I am a dam stupid house wife try ing very hard to errrr sori la xx hahahah very confused la .

happy mid-autumn festival!

W_W_H said...

i wan a P4 version wan got arr???

btw, happy makan moon cake!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi l'abeille! U r still in GF5.0 lah! Unless u have upgrade to housewife 1.0!!!Remember to install Pokeing 9.0 & Bj 9.0!!!Ha! Ha!

Hi Pearly!U r Housewife 1.0 lah but if u have a maid then u have up graded to 2.0. U can install Pokeing 9.0 & Bj 9.0 Ha! Ha!

Hi W W H! Aiyah! P4 is hardwarelah! Eg like short 'bro' can made it longer to increase 'performance' but not sofeware also useless! Happy mooncake day to u also!

L'abeille said...

Ok ok..noted! Maybe after I upgrade to housewife 1.0, I cum back and ask you what add on software to install.

Princess Eileen said...

Horny, you need a column to dedicate for your awards saja... I probably should award you with the horniest award. Hehe...

Wah all those programs are good, but my suggestion is install Princess Eileen 10.0 program and everything will go smooth. Wakaka.. just kidding!

adrian said...

U got any programs to downgrade wife1.0 to girlfriend5.0 or not?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! If u got up graded to housewife 1.0 inform me ok! I will give u free software to up graded!

Hi Adrian!Aiyoh once u got gf 5.0 up graded to wife1.0 cannot downgraded already! Unless u uninstall ur Family 1.0 operating system! Very expensive & u might lost ur bornus programe like children 1.0, house1.0 & even car 1.0! Once u have uninstalled u can choose new gf5.0 & start to build a new Family 1.0 operating system!I do hope this infor help! But my suggesstion is just accept ur wife1.0 & silent install mistress 5.0. KL got a lot of this programe from China PRC, thailand, viatnam & ever russia! Have a nice day & just enjoy ur wife1.0. Oh forgot u can install Pokeing 9.0 & Bj 9.0! U will like it wan! He! He!

Nonnie King said...

Wah.. I read till I blur blur liao..

Anonymous said...

what is Bj 9.0 huh?

AceOne118 said...

Oi! I confuse liao. Read until sot plug ledi. What toking U??

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nonnie! Which part blur blur! U r still gf 5.0 lah! Notyet up grade to housewife 1.0!

Hi anomus! Wellcum! Bj 9.0 is bl*ow job version 9. More advance where new method is use including chocolate & ice-cream!

Hi AceOne! U r very advance lah! Sure known what co*ck I am talking wan! Which part still blur blur I explain against!

I'm Choonie. said...

Me blur too. I think I must be housewife version 1.0. hahahahaha....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi choonie!U got house maid or not? If u have house maid the u have family 2.0! Remember to disable Pokeing 2.0 & Bj2.0 from house maid! Oh Do remember to upgrade ur Pokeing 1.0 & Bj 1.0 to version 9.0!! He! He!