I have a boring Sunday late afternoon! So I went window shopping at a department store in a nearby big town. As usual I am in my shabby t-shirt, short pant & Japanese slipper, having a look see look see….not intention of buying any things ( how to buy any things with an empty wallet ) when the following………..
Lady: Hallo mister! My I have ur attention……….
Hor ny: Yes! What it is……..( yes u have my attention, cute & pretty lady )
Lady: Do u have credit cards! See I am doing promotion for credit card….
Hor ny: Which bank is that?!
Lady: I am doing Alliance Bank Card. Just apply & u can have free gifts! What cards are u having now….I have got classic, gold, platinum, master & visa all got annual fee waiver!
Hor ny: Let me consider first ok!
Lady: Please! Please! Have pity on me! Support me! I have being promoting for the whole day & I have not done any yet! Please mister!
Hor ny: Aiyah! I got so many card already! And payment for alliance bank so difficult for me! I live in a small village only got three banks & alliance is not there!
Lady: No problem wan! U can made payment through interbank giro………
Hor ny: This wan got bank charges wan…..RM2.00 per transaction very expensive for poor guy like me………….
Lady: Please! Support me………look u can just apply then u can have free gifts after that, use just one time & cancel the card…………
I look into her pretty & cute face & her pleading eye………
Hor ny: Ok what is the gifts u got……….
Lady: Oh thank u…..I have got photo frame, perfume, calculators & table lamp!
Hor ny: Ok I want the table lamps ( photo frame no use to me, what photo to put up, all my photo on me r ‘ugly’ one, perfume also no use as gf say I smell manly with my natural smell, calculator I not use but table lamp I can use, like I can attached to bed to have a better view. He! He! ) !
Lady: Here mister what card u want to apply………classic, gold or platinum?
Hor ny: Ok I will apply for platinum…….( He! He! Sure not approve wan )
Lady: Ah!!! I am correct I took one look at u I know u will apply for platinum type………U look like big boss big towkey ( Wah this lady very good in apple polishing! If I look like big boss/towkey them how cum when I am in KL I can’t even attract a single Chinese PRC ) ! I know from the way u walk………ur style ( So do big towkey go around town wearing shabby t-shirt & Japanese slipper? )….So what is ur address…..Blab blab blab…
Hor ny: Ok my address is blab blab blab………..
Lady: Now please can u apply another card from Ambank? U can have another gift?? Can can please………
Hor ny: Well ok lah ( I don’t mind having another table lamp as I don’t like to fight with gf just in case she want the table lamp ) everything is also free arr???
Lady: Oh thank thank u! So how about applying for another card from City Bank?? Please as this card offer higher commission then local bank…….Please support me!!!
Hor ny: Foreign bank I cannot lah! How to pay….Beside I don’t travel oversea…Oh! How many bank card did u do???!!!
Lady: Actually I do 12 banks card! I will be so happy if u apply all the twelve bank!
Hor ny: Wah u do so many kah!
Lady: Please lah! Support me lah!
Hor ny: Aiyah I think I am very good lah to support u with two cards! If I apply for all twelve……..then if all approved then died lah how to use all the card!!! If I cannot pay the bank I think I can sell myself to the bank! But then I am worthless to them!
Lady: Ok lah thank u towkey!
So do u think I am a su*cker for cute or pretty promoter?
Wah laueh! This lady so persuasive wan arr! Now she is literally begging me to apply for credit card! Since she is cute & pretty I support her with two cards! Now what if I apply for all her twelve bank’s card & the gift that I ask is …………..to have a poke with her!!!
Will she say YES! Or do I get a slap in the face!
29 comments:
muahahahaha....... wat do u think leh ang moh???
wow, i bagged 1st and 2nd place!!! yeahoooo!!!
hey, dun hate me if i pour cold water on you har..
Better be careful about all those private info you're giving out to these card promoters in the malls. You never know what they'll do with your particulars...lol
Hi W W H! I don't know! Didn't ask her! Maybe u try next time? Wah! U got 1 & 2! He! He!
Hi Helen! Aiyoh! I didn't think of that! I am very worry now! But some inf just crap lah! Like how much I earn all bull wan! I do hope the card not approved!
If you succeed, please introduce her to me. I will support her 12 cards too! Haha...
Hi Neo!Wellcum! Sure can! She is from Penang!
Wah..so easy to sell you credit cards one ar...give me your name, telepon number ...I wanna give my leng lui friend[s] whom never able to reach monthly target..ngek ngek ngek!
Hi l'abeille! Aiyah cannot lah!If approved then son many card on hand then how to use! Oh ur gf very pretty kah?? BTW tq for yr award! Have a nice day!
hubby got tat last 2 weeks. The sales person buat olang takut only. Cannot finish talking.
wuahahahahhahahahhahhhahha
i agree with helen lo! better be careful!
if such *ahem* woman hang on to my boo lidat..i make sure she'll be begging me to let her live!!! =P hehehehe
WAHAHAHAHAHAH u really have soft spot for girls lah u... tsk tsk....
Hi Erina! Si ur hubby also support?
Hi Huei!Yalloh! Done already so hope that the lady don't simply do with my infor!
Hi Evei!If the promoter is a guy where got do wan!
wah. u really apply arr! i didnt know anyone will really apply from their promotion. hahaha...but got free gift ok la.. i want de light too!
Hi! Blog hopping..u r so funny la..will drop in more often..hehe
You are same like me. Fall into the trap just for the free gifts! Not even going to activate it at all. Now, I have to remember to cancel it after eight months.
Hi Cbenc12!Yalloh for gifts & cute & pretty lady I apply loh! He! He!
Hallo Sue!Warm wellcum! Happy that u like my blog u can always poke in here!
Hi Choonie! Yes please remember to cancel as annual fee will kill u!
luckily you didnt let your ham sup-ness make you apply for 12 cards!
hi dear :
I like your style hahhah cool ler
I am blog from L'abeille and end up in your blog wow you so cute ler hahah cool men
Hi Zewt!I almost did! If I did & get free poke then sure got entry wan!
Hallo Pearly!Wellcum! Tq tq for ur comment!
hahha never try never know.. should have ask what XD
erm..you should just give fake info ler..
I luv penang chicks! but I don't speak hokkien. If it's me I'll apply for all 12 cards lo, then get her phone number and home address.
how to apply for 12 cards????
Hi jian!Wellcum! If I ask & get a slap in the face then where to hid as in department store???
Hallo Jonny!Actually she did give me her name & hp no!! I didn't ask wan she just write it on a piece of papper! He! He! Maybe I look very harmless wan!Hemmm maybe I will call her up??? I speak manderine with her!
Hi Sasha! Wah u got a lot of shopping to do arr???
wah.. maybe u can ask her discreetly lah.. hahahahaa!
Hi Iwan! I will ask on the next lady who want to apply card for me! he! He!
= =" u super sucker
horny horny..my bag bag got lobang d~
u so big ( up and down ) and handsem
buy for me la~ lai la lai la~
Hi Belle! Aiyoh if u r the promotor, sure will support u kaw kaw wan!
Mwahahahaha..What country u from ah, hor ny?
Hi Mr Fong! I am from 'boleh land'!! How about u??
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