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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Don't Repaid Kindness With Pokeing!!!

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an old Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ball."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the string that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ball tied to bedpost."

23 comments:

L'abeille said...

OUCH!!!! It's so painful reading today's post hahaha

erinalaw said...

Aiyoh!!! This is indeed a painful one liau. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What to do, men are born humsup. ........

Princess Eileen said...

Wakakaka... this is funny. Hor ny style jokes, I'm lovin' it!!!

W_W_H said...

ouch!!! i can feel the pain edi!!! wah sai yeh!!!

clement said...

which 1 will come off first? the left or right? ha ha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi l'abeille!For u not pain wan lah!

Hi Erina! Aiyah why all ladies so attractive wan arrr???

Hi Princess! I am happy that u like my hor ny joke!

Hi W W H! U didn't poke did u??He! He!

Hi Clement! I think the right ball cum off first! What do u think?

L'abeille said...

Who said not painful for me ar? I can "feel" for you guys out there... ;)

Daniel said...

hahaha... there goes the broken bones (oops.. and the balls too) hahahahaha

Mey Laurie said...

ish ish ish...notty boy!!
uncle already said don touch rite?!! rasa kan you...

Yothemans said...

OMFG

Helen said...

Nevermind lar... just email the poor guy your spam mail. Plenty of remedy there..lol

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! Tq for ur feeling!! He! He! It is very very painfull!

Hi Daniel!Wellcum! Broken bone & lost one ball!

Hi Mey! Wellcum! Boy r boy! Say no touch sure meant can touch!! So after touching then poke in loh!

Hi Yo!!Wellcum! Yeah OMFG!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen! Only got one ball so half the fun!

Adam Mutum said...

Hilarious!

Thanks for dropping by my blog.

littlepolaris said...

hey horny!
1 question for you, how do you tie the balls?

Iwan Sanchez said...

at first, i dun understand... now ok liao..

hahaha!

have a nice day!

zewt said...

hahahahahaha... faint

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Adam!Wellcum! Tq for ur comment!

Hi Polaris! Wah this wan cannot teach u! Next time u also tie ur bf ball also! But I think u know also lah after u play with ur bf ball!

Hi Iwan! I am happy u understand! So don't poke around! Protect ur ball!

Hi Zewt! Don't faint lah!

PEARLY said...

OMG ..... really painful .. he must be sori by poking around then by now

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Pearly!Only got one 'ball' left! So pokeing will be half fun!!

mr fong said...

HAHAHAHHAHAA :)

ronald soo said...

damn this is farking funny lah....

i like it ;)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Mr Fong & Ronald! He! He! Don't do that Ok!