Gf: Hor ny! Look a surprise....................... for u!
I took one look at her & almost fainted! My gf show me her budging tummy!
Gf: I am three months with ur baby!
At this point I worked up! Thank god it is only a nightmare! It just happen to be an early morning dream ( according to grandma tale, this sort of dream might just cum true also if u tell people this dream it might just not cum true, so I put it up here so that a few hundred will know so not cum true ).Definitely the opposite of this Dream !
Don’t get me wrong! I am not against having baby or kids of my own ( as the result of my pokeing of cause, not due to pokeing by other, there have being a few case of other people ‘helping’ out in the pokeing ) but I like to plan things out not due to accident ( yes even all my pokeing are well most of it anyway are planned ).
Now if my gf is really pregnant I will have to made just two decisions, to have or not to have! Probably to have as a life is involve here ( every baby must have a chance to live, I have being watching too many discovery documentary ). But if my decision is not to have ( as it is unplanned & financially not ready, yes u roughly need at least Rm10K ) then I will have to ask my gf to eat a lot of this!
And this
Yes Pineapple! According to grandma tale eating a lot of pineapple will induce apportion ( I don’t know true or not ).
Anyway I have being having pineapple this last few day as it will also reduce my cholesterol ( according to gf so she ask me to eat a lot of it, so much so that my ‘product’ in the toilet is ‘pineapplenise’ ) so maybe it is she who need to eat all this pineapple!
Oh yes! Her ‘aunty’ is late against this month! Do I have to face this Nightmare against ( I forget to wear safety bag against, twice this month )? Why arr? I suppose the saying that ‘A lady is never on time’ could be true as even her ‘aunty’ is never on time wan ( late by a few day is understand but by a few week? )!
30 comments:
haha wish u luck my bro......
Wah ..Angmoh.....late few weeks means u won't be able to sleep,eat,shit.drink or fuck properly man...
haha.. never mind. u so used to the "lateness" of ur gf auntie.. haha. anyway good luck to u
Hi Alan & Amanda! Tq for ur wishes!
Hi Pokky! Yalloh! I cannot give my full 'performance' when worry!
AGAIN???? Aiyoh! I wish u all the best liau.
sorry-la dude.. must wish u luck 1st.
ehhh.. heard the same story for watermelon as well.. kekeke...
Hi Erina! I hope not against!
Hi Angie! Watermelon can do also? I prefer watermelon to pineapple!
I really wonder how true about the pineapple thingy to prevent pregnancy. Haha, but I heard pineapple is good for the digestion & for keeping fit.
Haha, keep your fingers crossed hor ny!
Haha, Horny.. yes, pinaple can actually reduce the chances of getting pregnant, as my friend explained it to me in detail once.. his first hand experience.. but apparently young pinapple, barely ripe one is the best, but she will have to drink a lot, a lot, a lot... but have to be within the first or 2nd week of not getting period, if not, may not work.
As for ur Aunty, 1 week late is still kinda normal, but better get a pregnancy test kit to make sure.. no point waiting and guessing..
have a nice day!
Like that next time your birthday, I sent you 1 container of rubber liau. hahaha............
Hi Princess!Tq tq!
Hi Russ! Tq for ur inform!
Hi Erina! Tq fir ur gifts! ( My size is xxxl He! He! )
I'm late by a month sometimes.... its normal to me, but you can guess how's my hubby reaction when he knows am late for a month... :P
Hi Evie! Is his reaction like mind? He! He!
Oi Angmoh...it's a sign to buy tot and magnum lar...knnn!!!!!!
hahahaha
Hi Pooky! Like this every month-end buy 4-d? Where got $$$ to buy?
eh horny ang moh, when u buy 4d, do tell me pls, lol I'm poor. If ur gf relli kena hor, then sure very "ong" lor, toto 1 million also can kena. But wish u luck ler. Dat's why I dun wan to let anyone poke me in case accident happen ehehe. Like my roomate, she's a single mum now.
Haiyoh, you never wear any protection meh? Those ribbed ones will not rob your gf of her pleasure and will not give you anymore nightmares like this..lol
late again!!! u so naughty lo!
dai sei if u gonna go thru the nightmare!
i ready ang pao for u
Eh... do pineapples really work?
get a preg test. After 5 days from when period is due, you should always do a urine test.
Cheh. who asked you to be so horny. Its k la, shove pineapples down the pussy... I mean... throat if anything...
*touch wood*
aiks, slow come again ar... good luck lor haha. i think you should ask ur gf go see doctor ask ask why always late lor... not good de wor liddat @-o
Hi Polaris! Wah u really not get poked arr?? U roomate single mum! Who is that heartless guy?!
Hi Helen! Sometime forget mah & somore gf don't let me........in already so forget to wear loh!
Hi Belle! I don't wan ur ang pao lah! No money now!
Hi Stupigo! Put pineapplr down poosie???!!!U sure or not? Like eating no use arr??? Put pineapple down poosie ( scratch head )....but I know put banana only!!U try already kah??
Hi conan! Yeah another week no cum have to ask a lady doc to check!
yeala, if u in my situation, u sure scared also. I go hospital see labor everyday. 10 hours of pain labor leh!!! so susah to "teng" u know... poke poke is very fun and nice i know but the consequences from poke poke is PAIN~~~ so i rather not kena poke first =P. enjoy life as virgin! ahah tho my frens always tell me pls dun die a virgin la. now dat heartless guy go poke another girl lor... stupid guy name benjamin
Hi Polaris! Agree with u! Ur bf sure one lucky guy ( but he will have to 'teach' u )!
Good luck! Looking forward in your little hor ny ang moh!. wakakaka
Hi aceone! Tonight I will ask if her nen nen painfull or no? Nomarlly if her nen nen painfull then it meant her 'aunty' cum! If still no cum then have to see doc!
start practicing your lullaby.. he he
Ah Kor..one month once only...tekan at all 3 places only cost u RM6 per month man...the amount of condoms u use per month also more lar!!!!!!!!
Hi Clement! Aiyah not need to practice wan! Just play the cd player ( using church music )!
Hi Pooky!So cheap meh?
u ar..forever late..nxt time remember to plan properly..looks like ur planning was not thorough enuf..
Hi Joe! Sometime 'pokeing' cannot planned wan, if planned then no more sexiting!
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