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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Don’t Ever Ask/Tell Me These!

Wah got this tag from this cute lady . She want me to do the following tag!They die die also want me to confess 8 things/questions I dislike to hear from people or else I’ll be cruelly stigmatized !

1.In blog sphere the most asked question is are u really 'Ang Moh'???

Aiyah my 'moh' is no longer 'ang' lah! It is now 'oh'! Couldn't really blame my reader as the only profile pic is an 'orang utan'. Anyway does it really made any different if I am really 'Ang Moh'?? Will my reader increase??

2.Why u so big arr???

That fellow upstairs ( god ) made me a big fellow ( 95.5kg )! What to do, I cannot made myself small. Actually I don't mind being big ( in fact as far as I know most ladies like big guy, give them secure feeling ).

3.How cum ur gf so small wan arr ( when they saw my gf )?

They ask this question while giving me the 'look' ( Yallah! I known ur people are thinking big guy like me surely will crush & flatten my small gf wan ). She is still my gf that meant I haven't crush or flatten her & it also meant she like the big me!

4.Why u dress like this kah? U r in KLCC u know!

This question is asked by my friend whenever they meet me in KLCC & also this sort of question seem to be in people mind when they stare at me in KLCC. U c whenever I am in KL I usually dress in a cheap shabby t-shirt with short pant & I also wear slipper. So of cause I end up in KLCC wearing like this. I always like to dress up like this because I am a poor guy & KL being a dangerous place full of mugger & rap*ies ! I don't want to be muged for RM10 in my pocket or get poked in my backside!

5.Why u don't take verge?

Big guy like me need energy! Lots of energy! So of cause I like meaty food! If I take verge sure very weak wan!

6.Do u know last night so & so kick & the ball enter into so & so net? U know or not?

Hallo! Hallo! I don't know & I don't give a dam! Not all guy are interested in football! I just happen to know nuts about football ( to me a silly game, just a bunch of guys chasing & kicking a ball all over the place ), luckily world cup cum every 4 years ( whenever world cup cum I have a very boring time as TV only show football ).

7.Oh! U r a Christine ( as I got 'Ang Moh' name in my IC )! How cum didn't see u go to church?

I go to church or stay home pokeing away is my own private business. Why people when they get to know I have a 'Ang Moh' name & a Christine that I must go to church? To me anywhere can pray mah! Last time I go to church to look at chick only mah!

8.Hallo! I have a free insurance coverage for u.................bala bala bala! May I have ur credit card no??

No sir ! I am not interested! Beside all my credit card fully use up! In fact I got late payment remainder! So cannot take up ur offer! Have a nice day!

Finally finished this tag! Anyone feel free to do this tag?

Have a nice day my dear reader!

20 comments:

Princess Eileen said...

Haha, I have yet to do the tag... Wakaka... I realised most christian in the blogosphere will talk about something related to christian. Muahaha... wait till my turn :P

I also know what not to ask you....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Aiyah Princess! Me very open wan! U can ask me anything u wan to know lah! But I am a 'retired' christian! So talk all kok with me ok wan!

Winn said...

muahhaha....
aiya..i also dont liek confession laaaaaaa...
always need to tell the truth very sien one..
:P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Winn! Me ok wan as I am lnow as an orang utan!! Ha!Ha!

L'abeille said...

Hor-ny chai, if I choose not to belif what you just confessed, will you show me your photo to proof you're that BIG, your leng lui gf is that SMALL jek? :p

Peeper said seeing is believing ge wor.. *blink blink eyes*

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi l'abeille! Got pic of me here here .U see big or not! GF cannot show lah. But she weight about 50kg. 5.4 ft! Have a nice day!

Helen said...

Yeah lor, why watch 22 guys playing ball when you can play yourself in the privacy of your room hor? lol

Nonnie King said...

One big one small,
how to fit?

Iwan Sanchez said...

alamak!
Horny got hutang credit card companies ar?

hehehhee!!

Have a nice day!

W_W_H said...

i totally agree with the number 5, 6 and 8!!! totally agree!!!!!!!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen! He! He! That is actually what I do!

Hallo Nonnie! Actually small like big wan. Can fit wan! I am sure u know lah!

Hi Iwan! He! He! That is how u get rid of them!

Hi W W H! Wah! we r similar!

L'abeille said...

Checked the post you gave me earlier.

*scroll..and scroll and scroll*

Wahhhhhhhhh why your hand so big geh...ppl say...man with big hand means... means...erm...big... Ok, let me get back to work now!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! Wah u also know that arr! So ladies nowaday very very advance in knowledge! So u say me big or not? He! He!

clare said...

Thanks for doing the tag... =) A really good job done there. Why everyone interested in your big u and small gf hoh? Anyway I am also curious mah...Hahhahahah

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Clare!He! He! That is what people usually ask me!

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I don't like the earshot of all those lists he's making - it's like intriguing too many notes at school; you sense you've achieved something when you haven't.

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