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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Agipujah Tag!

I got tag by this Handsome Guy ! I am will try to answer the following agipujah question!

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
I am a guy so to answer this question I just pretend I am a lady! Ah..... party clothes I like..... a simple t-shirt with a bit of low cut or I just left all my button open ( I will like to tease all the guy around... ) no br*a as it is uncomfortable, hot & sweaty after all the drinking. & also a short skirt ( as after all this drinking it is easy to empty myself in the toilet, wearing jean so inconvenience, maybe if I want to be 'cooling' also not pan*ty ). See this is what I wear if I am a lady going to party!

At 10am this morning, I was…
I am in the office already settle down to do my daily job in the 'service industry' & of cause at the same time pokeing in all the blog & site I can poke catching up with the latest news!

At 10pm tonight, I will be…
I will be having my daily 'pansai' session then a shave then a long bath when I will wash every crook & canny of my big body clean......to present myself to my gf!

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
This wan how to answer arrr?? Aiyah I don't really give a dam! Whoever also can as long as that fellow don't try to made my life more difficult then is already is!

If my spouse told me to do without se*x for a year, I would…
Be crawling up the wall first!!!! Then I will seek help from five sisters ( hand ) & then I will tell her I will be going out with friend to watch life football match ( I hate football ) in my friend house where as in actual fact I will be playing 'ball' & 'bat' with any ladies who fancy me!

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
The seat lah! How nice it will be if my owner is a young se*xy lady! She got to sit on me everyday & of cause I got to smell her! But if my owner is a men.....I will not answer this stupid question!!

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
The beach lah! After all I live in a jungle so not see beach is not big deal to me! But I like chocolate boh! Very nice & lic*ky & can do all lot of kin*ky action with gf!

Singapore is good for…
For all it se*xy ladies! I don't know somehow my impression of Singapore is its ladies.After all Anabelle Chong cum from Singapore ( she use to hold the pokeing record )!

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
May I have another poke??? I prefer to died pokeing rather then anythings else ( actually I have found the perfect way to end my life if I wish to do so )!

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
This wan not need to guss lah! Of cause with ladies lah! U don't expect me to be left with guys do u?

Die by drowning or by fire?
As mention in the above I will rather died by pokeing!!

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
A pack of con*dom! Because with this I might just get to earn some money by offering myself to whoever need my service!

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
'Club de' Poke'.....That will be the name. Sound Frenchish but I don't know the meaning! He! He! Good or not??

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Bulb??? Or bulb like shape. So can I say my 'bro's' head is "bulbous"?? So to all my ladies reader do u say ur bf's bro head is "bulbous" or just sticky???

I think my as*s is…
Is flat! No the full round type!So far none of my ladies friend remark about my as*s. Other part got lah!

There I answer all the ajipujah question already! So any of my dear reader want to do the tag? Feel very free to do so! Have a nice day & do leave some comment!

15 comments:

Helen said...

Hahaaha this is so hilarious!

Hey, how much are you charging wor?

(you said with the 9.95 you can earn some cash...)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen! When a guy is broke any amt will do!

Calvin's Wife said...

oooahh what if i n the island only you and a few males, would you do brokeback mountain with them?? Or you rather poke a monkey or chimpanzee you see in the island? :D


wAHAHAHHA chill, joking joking :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi evie! ha! ha! I think I just ask for 5 sister service! Not brokenback!!! Too disgusting to even think about it!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

very funny indeed..normal questions turn and twisted..

L'abeille said...

You are such a hilarious Orang Utan! I'm in my office now reading your tag.

I Cannot stop laughing, my next door cubicle must be thinking I've gone mad!

tanalan2 said...

wakaka...yeah i damm 9 fun man..anyway thanx 4 being kena tagged !

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahahha!
lately u always kena tagged hor..
horny, what is 5 sisters? can tell me?

it looks like u cant live without sex!!!

hahahahahaa!!

adrian said...

Club de Poke??? Hahahahahaha!

How much to open a corporate account ah?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Joe! U like it??Funny ??He! He!

Hi l'abeille!Oi! Don't laugh so loud lah!

Hi Alan! Tq tq to also!

Hi Iwan! Aiyah u also got 5 sisters lah! I am sure u use them!

Hallo! Adrian! That arr I don't know yet. Have to look for worker first!

Anonymous said...

5 sisters are the fingers lah! Hor*ny's 5 sisters are fleshy-fleshy ones! haha..

Kenny Ng said...

Haha... cool answers!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anomus! Wellcum! He! He! Tq for ur comment!

Hi Kenny! How r u doing??

Princess Eileen said...

wakaka... hor ny, my next post is this also... kekeke.... coming soon.... Wah yours really HORNY TAG style :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi princess! I will poke over to ur site when at home as ur site banned by 'holy' computer!