Agipujah Tag!

I got tag by this Handsome Guy ! I am will try to answer the following agipujah question!

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
I am a guy so to answer this question I just pretend I am a lady! Ah..... party clothes I like..... a simple t-shirt with a bit of low cut or I just left all my button open ( I will like to tease all the guy around... ) no br*a as it is uncomfortable, hot & sweaty after all the drinking. & also a short skirt ( as after all this drinking it is easy to empty myself in the toilet, wearing jean so inconvenience, maybe if I want to be 'cooling' also not pan*ty ). See this is what I wear if I am a lady going to party!

At 10am this morning, I was…

I am in the office already settle down to do my daily job in the 'service industry' & of cause at the same time pokeing in all the blog & site I can poke catching up with the latest news!

At 10pm tonight, I will be…

I will be having my daily 'pansai' session then a shave then a long bath when I will wash every crook & canny of my big body clean......to present myself to my gf!

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?

This wan how to answer arrr?? Aiyah I don't really give a dam! Whoever also can as long as that fellow don't try to made my life more difficult then is already is!

If my spouse told me to do without se*x for a year, I would…

Be crawling up the wall first!!!! Then I will seek help from five sisters ( hand ) & then I will tell her I will be going out with friend to watch life football match ( I hate football ) in my friend house where as in actual fact I will be playing 'ball' & 'bat' with any ladies who fancy me!

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…

The seat lah! How nice it will be if my owner is a young se*xy lady! She got to sit on me everyday & of cause I got to smell her! But if my owner is a men.....I will not answer this stupid question!!

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?

The beach lah! After all I live in a jungle so not see beach is not big deal to me! But I like chocolate boh! Very nice & lic*ky & can do all lot of kin*ky action with gf!

Singapore is good for…

For all it se*xy ladies! I don't know somehow my impression of Singapore is its ladies.After all Anabelle Chong cum from Singapore ( she use to hold the pokeing record )!

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?

May I have another poke??? I prefer to died pokeing rather then anythings else ( actually I have found the perfect way to end my life if I wish to do so )!

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?

This wan not need to guss lah! Of cause with ladies lah! U don't expect me to be left with guys do u?

Die by drowning or by fire?

As mention in the above I will rather died by pokeing!!

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?

A pack of con*dom! Because with this I might just get to earn some money by offering myself to whoever need my service!

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?

'Club de' Poke'.....That will be the name. Sound Frenchish but I don't know the meaning! He! He! Good or not??

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?

Bulb??? Or bulb like shape. So can I say my 'bro's' head is "bulbous"?? So to all my ladies reader do u say ur bf's bro head is "bulbous" or just sticky???

I think my as*s is…

Is flat! No the full round type!So far none of my ladies friend remark about my as*s. Other part got lah!

There I answer all the ajipujah question already! So any of my dear reader want to do the tag? Feel very free to do so! Have a nice day & do leave some comment!