Hamsap ( Horny ) Joke!

Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today,
tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death !

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

'Nen Nen'(Breast) ABCD!!!!!!!

'Nen nen' or breast as in English is a very fascinating 'topic' for any normal guy ( not applicable for gay-lou who are interested in butt & rod ). Now we all know or rather heard about 'nen nen' cum in a few different size as in ABCDEF..............try to buy bra for ur gf or maybe even try to buy a nice bra for ur mummy as a mother day gifts & the sale girls will ask u!

"What is the size? ABCDEF cup size? & how many inches?!!!" Now u tell me what is ur gf 'nen nen' size or ur mummy's 'nen nen' size ( for the good son who intended to buy bra as monther day gift )! Ha! Ha! I am very sure most of my guy readers will be scratching ur head wandering what is ur gf 'nen nen' size! It is ok as in this post I will show to u the picture of different 'nen nen' size! Please don't read this post while in office as the 'nen nen' pictures are real & not cartoon!

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Now this is A size..........very nice don't u think so? Sheezzzzz my gf is this size! He! He! Just to let my dear readers know ok. Pls don't lets my gf know! She will string up my ball if she know!

Now this is really beautiful! Much nicer that the 'nen nen' in A size. How I wish my gf 'nen nen' is a B-sized. Well at least I got something to 'hold' on to & cupped!

From B we 'up-graded' to C -class ( Now am I posting like a car salesman? C-class as in Merc car! )! Wow! This is big! Dam looking at the pic I suddenly have the urg to suck some milk. Oh! I meant drink some warm milk!

Gosh! Look at D size 'nen nen'??? Oh! How I wish I could buried my face in this pair of great 'nen nen'! Hemmmmm! Now I am thinking of eating either a papaya or a water melon!

This is what happen when u enhance a D size 'nen nen'. U end up with E-sized 'nen nen'! Look I don't want to suffocated under those E-size 'nen nen'! What do u get if u up-graded or enhance an E-size 'nen nen'???? Should u be afraid, after all I did mention I don't want to 'suffocated' in E-size 'nen nen'? Oh! Yes! I think u should be afraid, very afraid, in fact u should be frighten!!!

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Nah! This is how a F-size 'nen nen' look like! See! In fact so frightening that there is no live 'cock' around so the three ladies will have to made do with a 'plastic cock'!!! He! He! Hope I haven't frighten off my dear readers!