How good a hotel is are rated by ‘star’ rating 5 stars rating being the best! Which meant its facilities, services, pricing and so on & so forth must be top notch according to the fellow who does the rating!
Now yours truly being a ‘Horny Ang Moh’ also do rating for the ‘Hotel’ he poke in! According to me the hotel will be awarded a ‘star’ for having the following:-
1.Friendly ‘hotel’……………………….You feels right at home. So good is the feeling you don’t mind taking off all your cloths! That is one STAR!
2.Physical outlook of the ‘hotel’…One look will make your bro stand to full attention! One STAR awarded for superstar outlook!
3.Well equipped…………………………The best hotel will be worthless if it is not well equipment or wrongly equipped! One STAR awarded for the best equipped hotel!
4.Service…………………………………….The most important factor! STAR studded service!
5.Well kept hotel………………………..One STAR awarded for hotel which is well kept.
And now the name of the hotel which all guy must poke in is…………………
So small that it only have one tiny room! So small in fact I have to stand at all time & I cannot even bring in two big baggage which I have to leave outside the tiny room!
He! He! Guess the name of the hotel……………
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Not it is not Tune Hotel ( Yes it is very small & sometime cheap )!
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OK the name of the hotel is PUSSY!!!!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! How many of my dear reader guess correctly?
5 Star awarded for the best ‘Hotel’ according to Horny Ang Moh eh………..I meant Pussy which I have poked in shall have the following:-
Pussy that belong to a long legged slim lady- One look will make my bro stand up at full attention!
Pussy belong to a friendly lady. I have once poke in to a fierce lady……….she slapped, boxed & bite my bro.:( So of cause I ended up no poking in!
A wet & tight pussy! It is really painful poking in to a dry pussy. On the other hand hammering lose pussy is not fun at all!
Pussy which belong to a lady who really know what you want in other word she know how to ‘service’ you! Imaging her gently stroking your dick with her soft tender hand ( this is why guy always like lady with soft tender hand ) & such you dick with her soft tender mouth & roll her wet tongue all over your dick head!
Finally a shaved pussy always gets awarded with a STAR! Lady who shaved their pussy really do know how to look after themselves & rest assured that such pussy will be most delicious to be lick & ‘eaten’!
And finally one extra STAR for pussy which I poke for free!
So to all my dear ladies reader do look after your ‘hotel’ well, keep it clean & wet, regularly exercise it to keep it tight & if possible clear off all the surrounding wild bushes! Ladies you are all owner of 5 Stars Hotel! He! He! Ladies do drop me a line if yours ‘hotel’ have vacancy! I love to poke in for the night!
To all my dear readers a very big THANK YOU for poking in my horny site! Yes! It have being a long time since I last posted. Hope you enjoy the above post! Cheer to all & a belated happy CNY to all my Chinese readers & may all of you poke like rabbit this year!
