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So can answer the following question?

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing mind ( I assure all my readers are ‘normal’ people ).

They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's)

First Question:

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??

You're not very good at this, are you?( Do u feel that u r not very clever now? )

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 . Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary! He! He! Did I get u on this? Read the question again!

Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to Redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

Show some action???

Not lah! It's really very simple. He opens his mouth and asks for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??

If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test! It will be terrible to let them know they actually employed a ‘monkey’!!!

He! He! To all my dear readers now back to work! ( If u r still working!!! ) :(

Which One To Poke ( Fack )???

Mass wedding! How any of u do mass wedding? I am sure those who do it because it look 'glamorous'! But I think the real reason is it is much cheaper! Having mass wedding over here is not much for a problem but what if u decided to have an Arabian wedding? Look at the following pictures:-

Arrival of the bride!

Ehhh!!! R u my bride arrr???

Wah laueh! Which one arrr???

R u really my bride? Cum let me kiss u!

Dam! Now which one of u r really my bride? Oh! Never mind I suppose! I will just poke in & worry about pokeing the wrong bride later!

BTW I got the above pic in my email, don't know if the real owner of the pic allowed or not ( don't know whose is the real owner ) but if objected then I shall be most happy to remove this post. Thank u in advance & to all my dear readers, have a very nice day!

I Will Post Up Ur NUDE Pic If U Don't......

Cum! Let me see ur 'didi' ( cock )!!! Wah! So big arrr??? Ehhh! How cum ur 'didi' head so black in color? Ok! Just let me take a pic ok! Aiyah for 'remembrance' mah!

Hemmm! Wah u r real wet down there! Let me seee! Let me seeee! Wah ur pussy! So red & wet aarrr! Let me lick it! Oh! Let me take a pic! U r so sexy!

To all my dear reader, has the above happen to u? Well may be not exactly as the above scenario but do u have ur 'down there' pic taken! Ha! Ha! If u have ur 'down there' pic taken then read the following:-

Mum threatens to post nude pics

ST CHARLES (Illinois) - A WOMAN is accused of badgering her teenage daughter's ex-boyfriend with hundreds of e-mails and text messages and threatening to post nude images of him on the Internet unless he started seeing the girl again, a prosecutor said on Wednesday.
According to a Sleepy Hollow police officer's sworn affidavit, investigators began looking into the matter Aug 21 after the 13-year-old boy's parents reported that he had received hundreds of threatening e-mails and text messages from the woman, the Daily Herald of Arlington Heights reported.

The parents told police that the boy and his 13-year-old girlfriend had exchanged nude photos of themselves over their cell phones and that after the breakup, the girl's 42-year-old mother threatened to post the boy's pictures online unless he reunited with her daughter, the newspaper reported.

Police are pursuing counts of intimidation, harassment and child pornography possession in the case, according to the newspaper.

Investigators are analyzing cell phones and computers seized from the girl's home and school.

Kane County State's Attorney John Barsanti said that no charges have been filed and that the case has been turned over to a unit of the state's attorney's office that handles Internet investigations.

He called it 'an odd situation.' -- AP

Ha! Ha! The above happen if ur mummy have the pic! As for daddy I am sure u just keep quite! Now what happen if ur ex bf threaten to post up ur nude pic? I am sure u will be in deep shit! Hemmm! As for the guy I am sure u don't give a damn if ur gf post up ur 'didi' pic! But then I sure don't want my 'didi' pic in the net........well as long as it don't show my face then I don't give a damn also! He! He! But I do mind if it can indicate that it is my 'didi' with my face on it!

How can I face my female colleague who will say 'Oh Horny ur 'didi' like that arrr? Hemm ! Better then my hubby I suppose!'!!!

Well!??? To my dear readers what is ur comments on this???

May I Poke (Fark) U? How To Say??? Pic Included!!!

Warning! The following picture is not safe for small kids ( Parents if ur kids happen to poke into my site by mistake, please don't 'thiu' me inside out & upside down! )! How many of u guy want to poke ( fark ) a lady but don't know how to say so? Ok! Ok! U can say the directed way ie. 'May I Poke u!!!'..........If the lady is the 'open' type she may say YES! But in most case u will get a big slap in the face! Trust me I have try before including saying I can see ur nice 'nen nen' ( breast ) in this post!But don't worry I have found the solution! Just bring her to have a walk in the following park!

Nice park to go in! Notice the small statue on the way in?

See the nice sign post?

Close up of the sign post! Hemmmm!!! Very good!

Now look at all this big 'cock' satatues! U can say to ur gf 'my cock' is like those!

Oh! Look at those nice naked lady! Good! Have a look at the statue in the lake? Pokeing upside down!

Another look at the leg!

Hemmm interesting!

Ah! But this want is much better! See u can ask ur gf to tied a ribbon on ur cock! Now this is the perfect 'cock' love by all ladies! 'Mushroom' head! It will give her maximum pokeing pleasure ( Now if ur 'didi' is not like that.....just lied to her ok! Poke in see later! )!

Which type u want! I am sure all ladies will love to drink the water from the right one!

Pokeing through the door! Who say if a lady cannot poke in a locked room!

Another look at pokeing through the door!Ah! U can ask ur lady to do this to u! Don't worry! Tell her u will wash ur 'didi' (cock) with detol soap then follow by the most expensive shower gel ( Washing detol will make ur 'didi' smell like medicine! Surely a lady don't want to eat a banana which taste like detol! Shower gel much better! Smell very nice! ) !

Well if u got two ladies with u u can say 'Want to try this?' But for heaven sake make sure u r strong enough!

This want much better! U can do this at home sitting on the sofa! But make sure ur 'didi' is strong enough for her 'rocking' action!

Wah laueh! If ur gf is a big amazon lady..........u will be like that poor men!

Wow! So very nice! She enjoy it so much that u get a kick in ur face ( Yes! My face do get kicked also! )! Make sure u r strong enough to carried her!

This type everyone can do lah! Both can enjoy 'kaw law'!!!

Well before u & gf leave the park one more big cock to see! If ur gf love ur cock so much she will climb up & have her photo taken!

Well? To all my readers if u want to do pokeing but feel very awkward to ask, then a visit to this park is needed! First poking session is always the hardest! He! He! Unfortunately this 'pokeing' park is in Korea, so any of my readers going to Korea? Do visit the park & post up ur pic! Oh! I am most willing to go to visit this park but I am a poor fellow.........so any sponsorship is most wellcum! I can do all the position shown plus extra! Oh before I forget I accept sponsorship from ladies only! He! He!