Free Sex!!!

One day, there is a businessman who does not speak good English from China wanted to make his first trip to New York for business purpose. Apart from work, he also wanted to have some pleasure. Among the many places that he intended to go, he was very tempted to see the 'Statue of Liberty'. Hence, he tried to get details from the yellow pages and got the telephone 6662613.

The next day, he was very excited and wanted to see the statue. He then called a taxi. Having problem with his broken English, the following was his conversation with the taxi driver:

Driver: "Where would you like to go, Sir?"

Man: "FREE WOMAN" (direct translation from Mandarin of Statue of Liberty)

Driver: "What? Sir, this is America, nothing is free here."

Man: “How come? But I saw it in the yellow page. Here, I have the number, SEX-SEX-SEX-TWO-SEX-ONE-FREE (instead of Six-Six-Six-Two-Six-One-Three!).

Driver: " ?? ......

I am sure my dear readers that u r aware that all sort of ‘translation got lost’ when direct translation from English to Chinese. He! He! Just a ‘horny’ example!

Pokeing (Fucking) Kaw Kaw 2night! Valentine Night!

While most of us will be having Valentine dinner, Valentine walk in the park ( I use to do that long long time ago trying to steal to kiss gf on the pretax that it is Valentine Day while all the mozzy is having a great time sucking out both our blood!!! ) & I do believed for the guys u will be try ur best to POKE the ladies while the ladies will hope that the guy will buy u a ‘diamond’ rings ( 99.9 % it will be fake diamond unless ur bf is dirt rich ) instead of just sending flowers, now am I correct or not? Well I will be doing the following:-!

Yes! I just bought 3 boxes of condom! Yes the sale girl gave me that ‘dirty’ look & this time she even rise her eye brow! Hey! This are for Valentine Night! First thing first………..I will take a very long bath cleaning myself inside out especially my ‘equipment’ ( Aiyah that is my ‘bro’ lah ) after that I will give my 'equipment 'one finale cleaning using liquid soap! As for gf I am sure she will shave ( Aiyah no need to ask where she shave lah!.........But if u want to know poke in here! ) herself clean using my shaver! After that I will make sure my Pokeing room is free from any mozzy ( It is most terrible to discovered that while u r pokeing ur gf half a dozen mozzy are also pokeing u & gf sucking ur bloods! )! Hemmmm maybe on the other hand I might just poke my gf in the living room! Well depend on the mood Ok!

Anyway I shall poke kaw kaw tonight! Well to all my dear readers what is ur plan 2night!

Condoms Buying!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

Now to all my dear readers…………How Do U Buy Condoms? In 3,6 or 12??? Well as for me I buy in box pack of 18….usually buy 3 boxes at one go! The sale girls always give me a funny look whenever I pay for the 3 boxes of condoms! I really wander what she is thinking! I do hope it is
‘Wow! This is a real STUD!’ & it is not ‘Poor girls!’!!!

Firework & Economy...............

Today marked the end of Chinese New Year celebration ( 15th day ) & so gf is busy preparing foods, not a very grand affair just on moderate scale. Hemmmm!!!! This year CNY 2009 it seem is on a 'moderate' scale too.

Take for example the letting off of firecracker, at the started of CNY, firecracker will be let off all over the town, so it will sort of like 'competition' to see who set off the loudest firecracker & who stay the longest. This is the usual scene for the past few years.

But this is no so for CNY 2009 :( In fact the firecracker last for just 15 minutes for the whole town! The shortest I have seem! This is bad, without firecracker CNY lost all its identities & it just show how bad the economy is. I am not really surprise as buying firecracker is not a cheap affair. With so many people losing job, buying only the necessities is a must.

Well as for me I never buy any firecracker as I am a 'poor' fellow & also because I am a 'chicken' when it cum to lighting up a big firecracker. Anyway CNY 2009 for me is celebrate on a very moderate scale. I didn't do much visiting & also not many people visit my humble house. I believed it is due to the bad economy & also due to the rainy weather.

To all my dear readers, how is your CNY 2009 celebration?