Lonely….I Want To Have A DATE!!!!!

Come every Friday & weekend…………..my gang of ‘hamsaplou’ ( Cantonese slang for horny ) friends will be like an expert pickup artist with so many ladies to ‘pick-up’ for their ‘ahem ahem’ weekend activities. Me………..I am also a ‘hamsaplou’, just look at my nick……….I am Horny Ang Moh, but unfortunately for me the only lady I manage to ‘pick up’ every weekend ( actually everyday ) is my one & only gf.

Why like this arrrr???? I want to meet women easily like my friends so that I can have a wonderful ‘ahem ahem’ weekend. What is it that my friend have that I don’t have?

Ok! Ok! I know they got a ‘banana’ but so do I, well maybe, are their banana are bigger than mine?

They are more handsome than me? Well I am not exactly handsome but then my gf always call me ‘big baby’ so I take that I am cute!

Is it because my friend have big car? Yes! I know that lady pick their guy depending on what sort of car they drive. Yes my friend drive sport car & executive car. But I don’t think I lose in this area, because I drive the biggest car among then! He! He! I drive a big diesel 4X4 truck! So any lady with me in my big diesel truck should feel very safe!

Is it because they are rich??? Now this I got to admit defeat. My friend got big bungalow & condominium where as for me I just got a hut, living in the countryside rearing a few chickens & growing some veggies.

So I conclude to be a successful ‘hamsaplou’ picking up ladies for ‘ahem ahem’ weekend u must be very rich! It does not matter if u r handsome or not & the size of the car u drive! I am cute & I drive a big ass diesel truck but because I am poor I got to stay alone with my chickens & I only got to ‘ahem ahem’ my gf!

So to all my dear readers, r u a successful pickup artist or r u likes me, lonely every weekend? Do teach me some of ur tips on ‘how to meet women’. Thank you very very much.

Oh please don’t let my gf know that I am dying to meet women, other women to have a very good ‘ahem ahem’ weekend! My gf will kill me!