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Monday, May 24, 2010

How Do U Buy Your Condoms??

How do u buy condoms? U buy in pack of 3, 6 or 12? And why condoms cum in such pack? Well the following story will explain....................& at the end I will tell my readers how I buy my condoms!!

A  man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.  Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.
" He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

And so now u know why condoms cum in 3, 6 & 12. He! He! As for me I buy none of the pack because I buy in carton like buying cigarette. I usually buy in 12 boxes of condoms, 6 box of 'smooth' type & 6 box of 'rough' type. Where can I buy so much condoms? I can 't really buy it at any supermarket or seven-eleven of course,  the cashier will sure gave me funny look. No I bought it at my usual clinic as it got my favorable brand ( He! He! Approved by GF! ) & most importantly the lady dispensary just gave me my condoms & no question ask although she did gave me some 'funny' look& she either pity my GF or envy her!

Now to all my dear reader.............How do u buy your condoms?

9 comments:

ohmywtf said...

lol..smooth and rough...now tats interesting! :-P

amandaeriopapilio said...

haha...interesting.... rough smooth...whatever....=)))

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Ohmywtf & Amandaeriopapilio!

Smooth condoms r the type which is plain where as 'rough' type r condom with spike on it! Yes! Lady sometime do like it rough!

BTW Tq very much for dropping in!
Have a very nice day!

budleee said...

erm? pick one up, go to the cashier, and then pay...

funny looks? only as funny as you make when you try to pay

if you are cool about family planning, protecting yourself against STD, researching or prevent more baby's that are murdered, then it shows on your face

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Budlee! Buy a condom no big deal but buy 12 boxes........???!!!

Wellcum & tq very much for dropping in!

Fiona said...

Haha I read this before somewhere. But reading it back still sounds funny.. Thought of copy & post In FB but lol later my friends will gasped if i post this silly jokes!

Fiona said...

Haha I read this before somewhere. But reading it back still sounds funny.. Thought of copy & post In FB but lol later my friends will gasped if i post this silly jokes!

Kenny Ng said...

yo man! Long time never dropped by, and your post still the best to read! Hahaha... my Super GT Race Queens pics not nice la, so I don't post it ma...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kenny! Tq very much for dropping!