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Friday, March 30, 2007

Rats!!!!!!

Due to the current hot weather my 'hornyness' is put on hold thus nomal post resume.
I have no tidy my garden shed for a long time. In fact it is full of 'ah gi pu cha' stuff. Within nothing to do ( I finished playing mine pc game & mine gf is in her monthly 'close' period ) I decided to give the garden shed a cleaning.

Look! This is what I find in the garden shed. Rats!!! The garden shed has being turned into a rat mansion!


I only manage to catch the baby rats or rather I manage to get the baby rats. The papa, mama & all the other rat relative manage to excape. There are 7 inmature rats baby & 6 new born rats baby. All of them are still blind.

Nomally I don't mind rats in the wild. But I hate rats when they infest mine house, in fact I don't like to live in rats infested house.This is what happen to me last time when I lieved in such a house, actually a rented house.

Rats have the bad habit of chewing up stuff & pooing all over the place. Rats seem to like mine clothing particularly mine underwear. After rats have gone throught chewing mine underwear I find that if I wear that underwear ( sometime i have no choice as I do mine lundry once a week ) I don't ever have to take off that underwear when attending nature call. Why? The darm rat have created two big hole on mine underwear one behind ( now I can be poked) & one in front ( now I can do the pokeing ). Because of this I spend more money buying underwear then other type of cloths ( the supermarket sale girls did ask me why I buy underwear on a regular basic & I tell her I have a wild lover ).

Anothe reason why I don't like rat infested house is b'cos of their nightly activities. While I am doing my nightly activities that is while I am banging mine lover away on mine bed, half a drozen rats are also banging away on the ceiling board. Just as I am geting into a banging rhythem ( my lover enjoying ) the darm rats upset mine banging rhythem with all their lound thumping & squeaking sound ( this squeaking sound also drown out the soft moan that mine lover made ).

How to get rid of the rats? U can rear cat which is what I use ( made sure that the cat u rear can catch rat ). U can use rat poison which I have try before & I don't like. This is because after eating the poison the rat end up dying everwhere & anywhere & if a poor cat happen to eat this rat it will end up dead also. U can use rat traps. I use that also. Please clean the trap with soapy water & dryed before u use the trap against. This is because traped rat leave a distress sence behind the trap & if u didn't clean the trap it can never trap another rat. Another favourite method is the use of mouse glue. I just apply the glue on a study cardboard & to attract the rats I use some tasty food like biskuit to attract the rats. I then left the cardboard where rats are. The problem using rat glue is u have to be very carefull when applying the glue as it is very sticky.

Oh before I forgot all the baby rats shown above ends up in mine two cats stomach. Someone once told me that eating new born rat alive will boost your sexerise, I almost want to try it out & give mine lover a surprise. But looking at the tick infested mice change mine mind.

31 comments:

blueapple said...

thats a lot of rats man...
hehe..

anyway nice blog u got here...reall horny..ha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Apple! That is why I have 2 cats.

Iwan Sanchez said...

Eeeee...

It look so gross!!!

Geli!!!

I hate rats!!!

Is the rats so horny and have sex so many times and thus got so many babies?

lovegoddess said...

you are horny ..

the rats in your garden are horny .. thus the growing clan

your cat will be horny next.

thank god my dog is female.. male dogs like to hump on anything they find if they can't find a bitch

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Iwan & lovegoddess! Yes the rat in my garden are horny. Yes I agree with u goddess that male dog with hump on anything if they can't find a bitch!! He! He1 That is why I chain up my male germen shepard. Oh yes he is still a virgin.

Russ said...

Wahlaueh, thats a lot of freaking rats... gross man, it should be illegal to post pics of baby rats! Hehehe...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! Ross illegal meh??

:: Nicole :: said...

u should have a pet snake.. haha.. then u can feed it to the snakes! or maybe u could sell them to some snakes pet lover.. hehe..

Justin Andre said...

do u still have the pinkies? i wanna feed my snakes~

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! I don't have a pet snake but I do see one crobra in mine garden, I will blog about it if I manage to take a pic of it. No I don't harm the crobra as long as it did't entre my house as it is after the rats in the garden.
Hi Justin! No more pinky. What snake is that??

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

They look so ugly!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Purple mushroom! They are rats no rabbit so ugly loh.

zewt said...

not sexpertise la... eating baby rats is good for asthma. my friend got his asthma instantly cured by swallowing one live baby rat. no kidding.

:: Nicole :: said...

ewwwwwww.. eating live rats?? okay okay.. maybe hor ny ang moh should be friends with justin.. makes a good combination.. hor ny ang moh breed rats and justin will get unlimitd suplly of rats for his pet snakes for er... low price? or maybe free? haha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi zewt! It is good for asthma?? Didn't know about that, I thought black cat/dog good for asthma only.
Nicole, justin really real snake??What type? Python??

Boss Lepton said...

oi horny, lucky u didn't say u just whack the hell out of the rats. Well I guess it's ok if the cats eat them, so that means nothing goes to waste right? hehe

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bossy I waste nothing wan. All can be used!!

cHrIstInA_YY said...

=.=" rats...hate rats...or shld i say affraid of rats >.<"

:: Nicole :: said...

but rat also could be cute.. hmmm.. or is it mouse? rat? mouse? rat? mouse? isn't that the same? how about mickey mouse? OR stuart little? OR mouse hunt? OR ratatouille (rat-a-too-ee)?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Christina! Most ladies afraid of rats.
Waah!!! Nicole, u know so many different type of rats?? even french wan!!

munaks said...

lukcy dun have bitch at ur house else ur german shep will have to compete with u

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Munak!! Ha! Ha!

Justin Andre said...

EH....where you stay? i want to catch that cobra....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Justin! Will infor u once I find the cobra hideout.

:: Nicole :: said...

yea yea.. free snake for justin.. lol

trench said...

Leave a snake or a cat in your shed. lol. that will cure the rat problem quick. Dude, those baby rats look disgusting! lmao

Happysurfer said...

Baby mice good to be soaked in wine. At least they used to be favourites those days. Eewwww.....

sss1979 aka Nicole said...

OMG so many rats... so wht did u do with them?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Nicole! The rat end up in mine cats stomach.

danielctw said...

Nice shot of the mice... Just check it again a few days. Mice breed like crazy

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Daneil! I destroy the next, but the papa & mama rats still return to ckeck out the area.