A-Style Or Doggy-Style???!!!

Look at the pic & tell me what u see? Aiyah I am not talking about Rossi winning the Japanese Motor GP & also winning the 2008 Motor GP Championship. Look carefully! Did u see what I see?

If u have being watching Motor GP u might have notice all sort of advertisement display around the race track & also on the podium. Well most look attractive & colorful but recently I notice one rather ‘unique’ advertisement!

He! He! It is call ‘A-Style’! It logo is ‘unique’ to me! Just a Big A with two dot on the left side. But to me it looks like two guy farking doggy style! It look like two guy to me as the fellow bending down don’t have any ‘nen nen’ ( breast )!

Now tell me my dear readers, look at the above pic carefully at the background advertisement, don’t u think ‘A-Style’ look like ‘Doggy-Style’??? O I do hope I don’t get into trouble from ‘A- Style’ by this post!

Horny Site Secured???!!!

Difference between http:// and https:// IMPORTANT information!

Very important...........must know..........

Dear friends

I never know, that is why I never pay online, now I know. If you already know, share with friends who not know.

Best regards

The main difference between http:// and https:// is

It's all about keeping you secure HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.

The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS. The S (big surprise) stands for 'Secure'.

If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://. This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for someone to 'eavesdrop' on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever ever enter your credit card number in an http website!

But if the web address beg ins with https://, that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.

You understand why this is so important, right?

If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number!

So now I do check if the site got https:// when I poke in my personal information like for eg how long or big my 'didi' is? Sorry urs truly is too poor & stupid to know how to do other online stuff! Oh! I just discovered that this site is no 'secured' luckily I have not post up my 'nice' picture ( My 'didi' picture for eg! )! I will be in deep shit if gf find out about it!

So to all my dear readers please don't post up 'sensitive' information in the net!

Horny & Amazing Mind!

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

To my dear readers, can u read what I have written??? Well I am not only ‘horny’ but I got ‘amazing’ mind tooooooo! Aiyah if still cannot make head or tail what I have written well the following is in 'plain' English!

If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? Only 55 people can. I couldn’t believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn’t matter in what order the letter in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last litter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mass and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important!

So now can understand? Well I actually got this in my 'horny' mail. The part in 'plain' English is your truly translation.

Where Do U Keep Ur Comdom??

I was a very happy person & also a bit 'horny'. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating & pokeing ( farking ) for over long long times already and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister ( actually much more then that like what about fussy in-law, money & so on & so forth ) .

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less & may be not panty too & I didn't see any VPL ( visible panty line ). She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

And the moral of this story is:

'Always keep your condoms in your car'

And now for the truth, nothing but the truth! In real life the above don't happen & my gf don't have any sexy sister & over here all ladies dress up like a mummy! I am very sure if it is comfortable to wear two undies they will do so! So forget about having nice 'nen nen' to look at!

As for condom!? Who the poke put condom in their car? As for me I have a condom in my wallet just in case my 'pokeing service' is needed when I travel outstation & more importantly it make my wallet look fat ( poor fellow like me have thin wallet )! Now in the above case if I am invited to 'poke' in, I will lose no time to take off my pant! Condom is not needed!

So to all my dear readers ( including my lady readers ), where do u keep ur condom?

Types Of 'Nen Nen' & 'Didi'! Which Type R Yours?

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of 'nen nen' ( breast ) are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of 'nen nen'.
In her twenties, a woman's 'nen nen' are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "didi" ( cock ) are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his 'didi' is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

To my dear readers which type of 'didi' or 'nen nen' u got?

Pictures Of Different Types Of 'Didi'!!!!

Warning! Not suitable for young girls & 'holy' readers! If u do look at the pictures don't 'thiu' me kaw kaw! The following pictures of different types of 'didi' ( cock ) is strictly for the guys to have a 'comparison' to their own 'didi'! And for the more 'outlooking' ladies u can roughly have some ideas how different a 'didi' can be!

Scroll down to have a look! He! He! Nice 'picture' need scrolling!

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Ok! Ok! Here it is! Thra ra ra!!!

The Russian! Thick & big! Just what most big Russian ladies like!

The Indian! Can move like a snake wan! This type also ladies like! Got movement 'inside'!!!

The Egypt ion! Not sure if their 'didi' is so crocked!

The American! Just like the gun they like to carry!

The African! Long and thin! Alway getting in their way!

The Chinese! Wow! So strong arrrr??? Why do u think Chinese like to learn 'Qin Kong'???

So to my readers, there u have it! Which type are yours? To my lady readers, which type u like? Not sure then u can try all the different types!

Ladies! Please Wear This!

Warning! The following is pictures NOT suitable for kids & 'holy' reader! After looking don't 'thiu' me 'kaw kaw' OK! Well have a look anyway if u must!

Well? How was it? Have a few eyeful? Good! All the above are Japanese lady! Very daring & sexy hor!!! Actually all the above pic are Japanese wearing skirts with specially printed 'panty or butt' pic!

Now will any of my lady readers willing to wear such skirt? STRICTLY NOT FOR GUYS! DON"T WEAR IT!