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Monday, September 15, 2008

Where Do U Keep Ur Comdom??

I was a very happy person & also a bit 'horny'. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating & pokeing ( farking ) for over long long times already and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister ( actually much more then that like what about fussy in-law, money & so on & so forth ) .

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less & may be not panty too & I didn't see any VPL ( visible panty line ). She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

And the moral of this story is:

'Always keep your condoms in your car'

And now for the truth, nothing but the truth! In real life the above don't happen & my gf don't have any sexy sister & over here all ladies dress up like a mummy! I am very sure if it is comfortable to wear two undies they will do so! So forget about having nice 'nen nen' to look at!

As for condom!? Who the poke put condom in their car? As for me I have a condom in my wallet just in case my 'pokeing service' is needed when I travel outstation & more importantly it make my wallet look fat ( poor fellow like me have thin wallet )! Now in the above case if I am invited to 'poke' in, I will lose no time to take off my pant! Condom is not needed!

So to all my dear readers ( including my lady readers ), where do u keep ur condom?

14 comments:

kenwooi said...

I don't own any condom. lol~

The story was damn funny! Haha! XD

libra said...

haha.. i just read about your blog recently :) a good blog... Your posting on this story really so funny and must be learn by all guys :)

TZ said...

Dude, u have thin wallet... just keep the super thin condom lor... what's difficult... :-p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kenwooi! Aiyah just buy one pack at 7-11 & try it on! See good or not! He! He! TFK & see!!!

Hi Libra! Wellcum!Tq very much for ur comment!

Hi Tz! I am using 002 very thin already!

Bernardine said...

In my sports bag. Haha. Awesome post!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bernardine! Wow! U r really great! After spot still got energy left for pokeing!!! He! He! I don't mind having a game of badminton with u if I am in S'pore!

L'abeille said...

Wah..I thought the story was real :p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! Ha! Ha! So did u test XT or not?

aDaM said...

neva buy any condom b4...pai seh..lol..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Adam! Wellcum! Wah! Really arrr?? U must be very good in pokeing! He! He!

♥PEILING said...

lols i dont own a comdom too.. only those glow in the dark comdom i keep at home as collection.. lols nice comdom post..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Peiling! Wellcum! Wow u keep condom as 'collection'!!!

lovie said...

I thought the story was real!!! But even if it was real, who would actually get involve with someone who is related to the bride, right? I mean just in case she tells the bride =p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lovie! He! He! U might be surprise to know that some guy don't really care whose 'hole' they poke in! Hemm but he will be in deep shit if the 'hole' talk!!!