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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Types Of 'Nen Nen' & 'Didi'! Which Type R Yours?

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of 'nen nen' ( breast ) are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of 'nen nen'.
In her twenties, a woman's 'nen nen' are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "didi" ( cock ) are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his 'didi' is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

To my dear readers which type of 'didi' or 'nen nen' u got?

8 comments:

Borneo Falcon said...

Oh my! Mine is going to be a birch tree soon

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Borneo falcon! Wah so fast becum birch tree arrr??? Can be oak tree forever mah!

TZ said...

Dude, i bet u r oak tree eh! :-p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Tz! He! He! I even ask gf to tie a yellow ribbon on my 'oak' tree!

♥PEILING said...

hahahas i'm approaching 20 in 1 year plus time.. but i'm not going to b a melon.. too big 4 me.. maybe 2 pongpong? lols round n firm also..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Peiling! Two 'pong pong'??? Ah! But u r a very cute & pretty lady! Don't worry not all guy like 'melon'! Will be saggy next time! He! He! 'Pongpong' I think will be nice!

lovie said...

This is so funny!!!

But I'm suddenly afraid of the onion part, can I stay young forever? =p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lovie! Can! U can stay forever young! Have ur 'nen nen' massage regularly by bf & do lotsa of 'pokeing' sexerise! As they say if u don't use it u will lose it!