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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Horny First Five Minutes!

What time do u start work? 6.30am..........So early!!! Yes for teacher that is how early! But for most of us I am sure it is between 8.00am to 9.00am & some lucky fellows get to start work at 9.30am! Well for me I started work at 8.30am every morning Monday to Friday on the dot! Unless I overslept then I cum to work a bit late ( He! He! If I overslept very late then I pay a visit to my usual doctor to get MC! This is rare as I got a very big ass alarm clock to wake me up! )!

Now what do u do in the first 5 minutes of ur working time? I am very sure some of u switch on the workstation & do some reading on the newspaper. As for ladies I am very sure most of u will be in front of the mirror to do some touch-up on ur make-up & of cause gosipping on whatever u did or so & so did last night!

Me! What did I do in the first 5 minutes of my working hours? The first things I did is I rush to the company's toilet & do my stuff ( Peeing lah! What do u expect? )! 8.30am in the morning is still early & my 'bro' is still in 'active/standing mode' as it still full of pee ( I have to 'deflate' my 'bro'! )! Beside this I want to be the first to use the toilet for the day ( Toilet clean & no smell wan! )!

Now while I am having my pee I might as well have a puff also! As mention before, most ladies will be doing 'touch-up' in front of a mirror & my company have a very big mirror just by the toilet, so I get to 'overheard' what all this ladies do last night! He! He! Beside this I always pee very loudly!!! So what will those ladies imaging about urs truly in the toilet? 'Pee so loud arrr??? Big equipment?' This is what I hope they imaging!

So to all my dear readers, what do u do in the first 5 minutes of ur working hours?

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4 comments:

The Horny Bitch said...

Make myselfa a cup of kopi and then go shit...

The One They Proclaimed Qiang said...

curse and swear, wondering why you're not lying on the bed at this time of the day.

erinalaw said...

Last time, I used to do that - go and do some touch up at my muka. Now that I am my own boss, no more liau. Come in first 5 minutes, read emails and blogs. Hehehe......... reading blogs to me is like reading newspaper. It's a must do thing.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi HB! Wah make coffee so early & shit!!!??? Morning not shit at home meh?

Hi TOTPQ! Wellcum! Aiyoh! Cari makan lah so have to work so early loh!

Hi Erina! Yalloh! So good to be own boss! How I wish I can be a Pokeing Boss too!