What time do u start work? 6.30am..........So early!!! Yes for teacher that is how early! But for most of us I am sure it is between 8.00am to 9.00am & some lucky fellows get to start work at 9.30am! Well for me I started work at 8.30am every morning Monday to Friday on the dot! Unless I overslept then I cum to work a bit late ( He! He! If I overslept very late then I pay a visit to my usual doctor to get MC! This is rare as I got a very big ass alarm clock to wake me up! )!
Now what do u do in the first 5 minutes of ur working time? I am very sure some of u switch on the workstation & do some reading on the newspaper. As for ladies I am very sure most of u will be in front of the mirror to do some touch-up on ur make-up & of cause gosipping on whatever u did or so & so did last night!
Me! What did I do in the first 5 minutes of my working hours? The first things I did is I rush to the company's toilet & do my stuff ( Peeing lah! What do u expect? )! 8.30am in the morning is still early & my 'bro' is still in 'active/standing mode' as it still full of pee ( I have to 'deflate' my 'bro'! )! Beside this I want to be the first to use the toilet for the day ( Toilet clean & no smell wan! )!
Now while I am having my pee I might as well have a puff also! As mention before, most ladies will be doing 'touch-up' in front of a mirror & my company have a very big mirror just by the toilet, so I get to 'overheard' what all this ladies do last night! He! He! Beside this I always pee very loudly!!! So what will those ladies imaging about urs truly in the toilet? 'Pee so loud arrr??? Big equipment?' This is what I hope they imaging!
So to all my dear readers, what do u do in the first 5 minutes of ur working hours?
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4 comments:
Make myselfa a cup of kopi and then go shit...
curse and swear, wondering why you're not lying on the bed at this time of the day.
Last time, I used to do that - go and do some touch up at my muka. Now that I am my own boss, no more liau. Come in first 5 minutes, read emails and blogs. Hehehe......... reading blogs to me is like reading newspaper. It's a must do thing.
Hi HB! Wah make coffee so early & shit!!!??? Morning not shit at home meh?
Hi TOTPQ! Wellcum! Aiyoh! Cari makan lah so have to work so early loh!
Hi Erina! Yalloh! So good to be own boss! How I wish I can be a Pokeing Boss too!
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