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Thursday, May 24, 2007

My Job.........The truth! Nothing but the truth!!

The Truth About My Job

The truth about being a service provider..............

1. I work very late ...
... Just like pro*stitutes/giga*lo.


2. They pay me to make the client happy...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


3. The client pays a lot of money, but mine employer keeps almost every sen...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


4. I am rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


5. My friendships with friends fall apart and I end up hanging out with people in the same profession...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


6. When I have to meet the client I always have to be perfectly groomed...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


7. But when I go back home it seems like I am coming back from hell...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from me...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


9. When people ask me about mine job, I have difficulties to explain it...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


10. Everyday when I wake up, I say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my life doing this."
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.



Due to the sensitivities of my job I just can't reveal it. But I can assure u that my job is very very well respected in the sociaty. My job is also very well sought after by new graduated. But to meet target & sales performance I have to do all the above plus a lot of extra.



So to my dear reader happy gussing. The weekend is near so I wish u all a happy & relaxing weekend.

26 comments:

:: Nicole :: said...

'service provider'.. haha..

E.D.L said...

it's thursday... weekend is still not quite near la!

Iwan Sanchez said...

awwwww....
dun say like that lah Horny..

Working life is never easy...

i dont know what are u doing for a living but i know its a well respected jobs rite..

Cheer up ok..

Have a nice day!!

conan_cat said...

psst... hey... what's ur job then?? something to do with... sales?

and lol... really sound like gigolo lar XD

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahaha.. respect!.. *hits fist on chest * i am sure we all have to make our clients happy to earn their money..who doesnt?

Russ said...

So horny angmoh, are you a giggolo then?? :P have a nice weekend!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi everybody! Tq for the coment. No I am not a giga*lo by profession ( however if oportunity is there I will 'perform' it for money )but it is similar to it. Have a nice day everyone.

-jUsT- said...

it's either u worked in a bank or audit firm... m i right?

-jUsT- said...

Thanx for leaving me a comment... btw, u haven answer me ler... bank? audit??

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Just!!Wellcum! Not in the job u mention but close. I have to work my a$$off everyday.

erinalaw said...

Related to PR industry? Definately not in hotel lar coz in the hotels we do not have toilets that share among 2 sexs.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina!! Yes PR industries. Aiyoh I meet all sort of client.Luckly I am a guy ( no handsome also ) if I am a pretty ladies then sign contract all have to be done in hotel room. Eh this is all for now. Have a nice day my reader.

Low said...

Are u an insurance agent?

-jUsT- said...

legal firm... accounting firm... hmmm... i think every job also have to our a$$off everyday wor....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Low!!Wellcum. I use to be an insurance agent but not anymore.

Agree with u Just unless u work in the public sector. Then u can keep ur a$$ intake.

Chee Hsien said...

clown?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Chee Hsien! Yes I am the company clown.

Iwan Sanchez said...

y everyone wanna guess horny job?
let it be lah.. so long its a decent job, ok msh..hahahahaha!!

rite horny?

bongkersz said...

good luck with the job dude :) hang in there! :D hotel manager ah you? hahahaha!.. simply guess. Doesn't matter what you do lah, as long as you are happy.. and HORNY about your job :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bongkersz! Yah I am hanging on to my present job.But I am ready for any job just in case I get retrench.

Hallo Iwan! Any job to me is decent, as long as we don't cheat, kill or hurt people. Personally I feel working as a 'giga*lo' is also decent.I understand that it is legal in S'pore. Correct me if I am wrong.

lovegoddess said...

hey, your job description very nicely put there! teeheehehehe....goes so well with the pros and giga*lo 'branding'

geez..i know wat u mean by those ppl who pay less but expect so much more. they are just damn greedy and kedekut!

Nonnie King said...

Sounds like insurance agent to me.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Nonnie!! Yes it did sound like an insurance agent & yes u have to work like that as ins agent.

LuUeE said...

ahahaha.. Wah lau.. but very very true.. there's no denying at it.. haha.. THIs Brother,, can think until so unique .. ahahaha..

Happysurfer said...

Funny creative post. Thanks for the laugh, Hor ny.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Happysurfer! I am happy that u r happy!