Toilet........

No!!I am not going to write about physical toilet. I am going to write what is ur impression & some juicy information at the end of this post.

A clean toilet in any home give a very good impression of the house owner. What is ur impression if that house is very expensive & impressive looking, but when u visit the toilet which is modern but it is dirty, smelly & even got unflushed stuff inside?? All the good impression is gone. I have even visit a toilet which is strew about with unwashed bra & undies of the house owner which is a lady. I lost all my good impression of that ladies defenitely no wify material. To me it show that the house owner is a messy person & couldn't borther to take care of personal hygiene. If that task couldn't be accomplished then other more important task in life is a failure.

I am a smoker. Increasly I can feel that I am being discreminate from all direction ( OK OK please spare me all the reasons why I shouldn't smoke & its effect on others. Lets not argue over that ) so much so that in order to enjoy my smoke, I have no choice but to smoke in the company's toilet. Now the company where I work in have 4 toilet, 3 seating type & one squating type. All this toilet are unisex ie both male & female can use. Being a cheapsake company there are no proper smokeing area so smoker have to smoke in the toilet. Out of the 4 toilet only one have ventilating fans ie the squating toilet. Of couse this is the most popular toilet as men can have a puff while ladies don't have to do half-squat to do their business. My smokeing time is between 10.30am to 11.00am & also between 11.45am to 12.15pm. In the afternoon it is between 2.30pm to 3.00pm & also 4.30pm to 5.00pm. This also happen to be the peeping time for most people so I have to waite for my turn to have a smoke in that squating toilet.( This is how I know some ladies don't wipe themself after peeing as this toilet have a faulty flush, so when I enter this toilet after the lady I don't see any toilet paper in the unflushed toilet bowl ). Those who can't waite have to use the next toilet by the side.

Now came the juicy part!!( No! No! I don't peep into the next toilet while I smoke OK. I am not that 'hor ny'). While smokeing I can more or less guss who is in the next toilet as the toilet is the type with open cilling type. For men I can heard the zip following by running tap sound & maybe a few relieve grunt. For ladies I can even smell their perfume & of couse heard them takeing off their undies to pee or unwarping sound when they apply the sanitary pad. Now the interesting part is the sound made by ladies peeing. Some of the ladies pee making a loud 'sheeeeeeeeeing' sound while other just made a lound 'phat'. Young unmarried lady made the 'sheeeeeing' sound. So I analyise that lady have a 'tight hole' while that of a 'phat' sound is mainly made by married ladies with 4 kids so I assume that the 'hole' is 'loose'. I could be be wrong as I can't ask the lady for a poke to test out my theory. So any doctor amoung my reader?? And please don't regard me as pervert as I couldn't help listening to lady peeing next door while I am puffing away in the toilet.