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Monday, May 21, 2007

Peeing........

Peeing . This could be a 'hor ny' entry depend on ur view point. If u can analyse from a 'hor ny' direction then it b'cum 'hor ny'. Otherwise it is information as usual. Peeing something we must do everyday ( unless there is something wrong with ur tap ). How often & where depend on where we are & even on what we have in our stomach ( eg after eating a few big slice of water melon, sure have to pee ) & the job we do ( eg we do have more pee if we work in an air-coned enviroment ).


Guy can pee anywhere & everywhere & at anytime they please ( literally speaking of couse ). However since we now leave in a 'mordern sociaty' we just can't do as we please including peeing. Now how do a guy pee? Simple just take out the 'bro' & aim it at wherever he want to pee. Now, how well he aim depend on two thing. That is how high the pee pressure is & also the condition of the 'bro' or in this post I will refer to as the 'tap'. Now if the pee pressure is very high ( this is normally the case in the morning ) the pee will shoot out in a neat jet, provided that the guy pull back the protective skin covering the the 'bro' head. If he don't do that the pee will cum out like a garden hose ( set to spraying mode ) & of couse he will pee all over the place. No matter how carefull he aim, part of the pee will alway end outside the bowl unless he pee like a lady ( more about later ). Now if the guy have a 'nakel' 'bro', by right he should have a neat pee everytime, but sometime the 'tap' hole do get 'deform' & the pee cum out crooked so the pee is also messy but not like a garden hose of couse. Under low pressur this don't happen. But guy still have a messy pee!! Because of the low pressure guy sometime don't position the 'tap' over the toilet bowl hence the pee of couse end up on the floor ( with low pressure usually the 'bro' is soft & short ). Now all this is not applicable if the guy is having peeing contest ( I remember when I am young still schooling we regularely have a peeing contest, ie who can pee the highest or the furthest ).



Because of all this reasons, guy sometime end up haveing a messy pee ( so I do hope that my ladies reader will now understand why we guy sometime end peeing all over the place, & please don't scold us guy that the toilet bowl so big & ur 'bro' so 'small' how cum still pee over the bowl & on the floor ). Now after peeing what the the guy do??? Most of the guy just put back the 'bro' into the trouser regarless of the pee weted 'bro'. This is very 'dirty' as this guy underwear will be very dirty with pee & worse still sometime sitting next to such guy u can even smell the pee. Some guy try to clean the wet 'bro' by shacking it gentlely or vigrousely. This of couse mess up the toilet. Try to imageing the pee flying everwhere when this guy shack their 'bro'. Now I believed the proper way is to clean ur 'bro' after u pee ( yah! I know like a ladies, some might even call me sissy ) using toilet paper just dry ur wet 'bro' will do & ur underwear will not stink of pee & have yellow stine on it ( this is why white underwear is not popular with guys but ladies do find guy in white underwear or black underwear sex*xy ). This is why I always perfer toilet cubice to open type when peeing.



Now for the ladies. How do they pee?? They pee squating or sitting down of couse. What do u expect?? How they squat down is the different. At home or clean toilet with they perform the full squat. With dirty toilet they perform the 'half' squat. That is squat half way with bent knee, this also the same with dirty toilet seat what the ladies commonly refer to as the 'hovering' method. Of couse after they pee they wipe off the wet 'hole' with toilet paper. With ladies there are no much issue with messy toilet. Well most of the time anyway unless the pee pressure is high & they perform the half squat or sit then the pee might overshoot the toilet bowl. There is a cone type of device on the market which enable a ladies to pee standing up but this do not enable a ladies to clean the 'hole'. So I suppose becouse of this it is not popular. I should say most of the ladies do clean up after peeing. However I do known some who don't ( how I know? Maybe in the future post ).



This post is done at the requst of Iwan Sanchez because.............U ASK FOR IT.

Hope u like it.

16 comments:

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

wahlau..i dont think dis is hor ny..but very dir tyy lorrr...

cindy said...

Eh, isn't it always havoc in a men's room? :P

Calvin's Wife said...

Hahahaha, erm, in men's toilet u all pee in the open to the cubicle rite? Do you peep the next flers?? Or do you get peeped?? LOL..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Joe!!Yeah it is a 'dirty' post.

Hallo! Yes, its is always 'havov' in men's room.

Hallo Everly!! I don't like to use open cubicle. I always perfur toilet room. Peep at other?? Ha! ha! can't be help lah if that fellow show off.

Patchay said...

You see
Man can:
1. shake hands and make new friendship
2. discuss a business deal
3. compare each others little bro
etc...
when peeing in those wall-attached bowls haha.

Ladies will be all alone in the room whenever they pee.

I once really saw a guy peeing a few metres away from the bowl in fron tof everyone in the toilet. This happened in China. He makes the entire bowl really messy and the floor as well with the ending drips.

His bro wasnt that nice after all.

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!!

Thanks Horny!!

VEry well said and well done!!!!

Now i really know how the girls peeing.. u did ur own research or real experiment? hahahhaa!!

Eh, sometimes can smell the smell after people urine..

some ppl just damn dirty lah...

thanks yah angmoh for sharing with us this vital information...

have a nice day!

clement said...

the world is our toilet

Russ said...

hahaha.. hey Horny.. how about girls and guys peeing togther?? hehehe... ive seen it before.. think they are called 'golden showers' what are your views on this? kekeke :P

T.c said...

Wah another 'educational' entry! Haha!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Patchay!China of couse lah.

Hi Iwan!! So u like it.

Hallo Clement!! I hope u don't pee anywhere u like.

Hi Russ!! I haven't seem that yet.

TQ Tc.

Princess Eileen said...

Hor ny ang moh, gals can shoot when they wanna "burst" & therefore can stand peeing too.

The guy's peeing part is very educative. I appreciate more towards guys who keep the toilet clean after use.

Iwan Sanchez said...

whata good suggestion from russ!!!!

Wakakakakaka!!

Jackson said...

OMG!!! What a detail review on....P....

TenthOfMarch said...

There isn't a good reason/excuse for dirtying the toilet with pee (intentionally or not) by male or female. If your pee end up on the floor or around the toilet bowl, just wash it off with water.

Of course, this applies when you're at your home or a friend's etc. If you're in public toilet then...just make sure you "bro" is above the toilet bowl so that none of them will drip onto the floor.

It is quite irritating to enter a toilet with pee on the toilet seat or floors, especially if it's a house.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Jackson! Wellcum.

Hi 10/3! Agree with what u say.

bongkersz said...

if you cannot pee properly, what difference you are compare to a salted fish.. bwahaha! don't ask me why i said that i have no idea as well...