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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ang Moh Vs Chinese

Blue --> Westerner

Red --> Chinese

Opinion

B: Talk to the point

R: Talk around the circle, especially if different opinions ( For eg. If I want to poke u, will I say u r pretty lah, clever lah & all sort of nonsense! I will never say 'ur place or my place'!!! I did that once & get a slap instead! )

Way of Life

B: individualism, think of himself or herself.

R: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business ( Very Keh Poh wan! For eg. whose daughter get poked or whose son make whose daughter big tummy everybody known. In my area whose chicken died people also know wan! ).

Punctuality

B: on time.

R: in time ( How many of my readers go to work 30 minutes before working-hours started? I bet most of u arrive 2 minutes after working-hours started, finding parking space is the usual excuse! ).

Contacts

B: Contact to related person only

R: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful ( This wan is almost the same as 'kay poh', more contact more 'stories' to share! Nothing to do with business wan! ) .

Anger

B: Show that I am angry.

R: I am angry, but still smiling... ( Beware! This is very true! The chinese has a saying 'Smiling face got hidden dragger'! )

Queue when Waiting

B: Queuing in an orderly manner

R: Queuing?! What's that? ( Anything that is free for eg. free food during food fair u can see people surrounding the store! )

How to spend Sundays

B: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully.

R: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall. ( This is 'relaxing ' according to the Chinese! )

Party

B: Only gather with their own group.

R: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO.( After that on the food! The most expensive food like lobster! Forget about the fries mee or kiew teow! After the food the next focus is on any 'Leng Lui' ie sexy pretty ladies. No lady....MILF also can! )

In the restaurant

B: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant.

R: Talk and laugh loudly like their own the restaurant. ( The richer they are the louder the voice! Or they try to appear as very rich! )

Traveling

B: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.

R: Taking picture is the most important, scenery is just for the background. ( This wan very important so that they can go back home & show that they have visit such & such places! )

Handling of Problems

B: Take any steps to solve the problems.

R: Try to avoid conflicts, and if can, don't leave any trail. ( This wan is very clearly shown in meeting especially with Boss. How to solve problem, everybody bow their head & worse still started pointing fingers at each other! )

Three meals a day

B: Good meal for once a day is sufficed.

R: At least 3 good meals a day.( Good meal meant at least 2 vegy 1 meat & 1 big plate of rice! In between got lots of junk food too! )

Transportation

B: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.

R: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money and drive a car. ( The bigger the car the better! Big 4x4 is the best! Toyota Ninja King is the favorite! )

Elderly in day to day life

B: When old, there is snoopy for companionship.

R: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to baby-sit the grandkids. ( So have more grand children is good! It also meant their son/daughter is 'productive'!!! )

Moods and Weather

B: The logic is, rain is pain.

R: The more the rain, more prosperity. ( During house moving if it rain that meant got lots of monies falling from the sky! )

The Boss

B: The boss is part of the team.

R: The boss is a Fierce god.( Someone terrible, horrible & vegetable! To be avoid at all cost! )

What's Trendy

B: Healthy Asian cuisine

R: Expensive Western cuisine. ( The more expensive the better! Don't care if it is steak from a 'mad cow'!!!)

The Child

B: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.

R: Work, live and all for the kids, the center of life.( The Chinese work their ass off for their kids future! )

The above are the 'normal' differences! Below are the different of the 'horny' types:-

B: Pokeing is a pleasure!

R: Pokeing is a 'duty'! ( See what happen if after 1 year of married, still no children! The in-law will be screaming blue murder! Something must be wrong! It is the lady fault! )

B: Blow-job is part of pokeing!

R: Huh??? What is bj???!!! Wah so yucky! Not can do!

B: Licking a lady's oyster is also part of pokeing!

R: What???!!! So yucky! I can't imagine ur 'down-there' when 'aunty' cum visiting! Yuck!!!( Some ladies don't like to be licked 'down-there' too tickerish!)

B: Shaving 'down there' is normal! Beside a shaved poosie made licking more 'yummy'!!!

R: What! Shave my 'down-there'???!!! U so crazy arrr!!! ( Some Chinese do shave nowadays but not so popular yet! According to ur truly 'un-official' survey. To my lady readers how many of u shave ur poosie? Ur comment as autonomously is most wellcume! )

B: Pokeing is a success when a lady have orgasm.

R: Huh? What 'orgasm'??? I did cum didn't I???

Well that is all the different I can think off. To my dear readers feel free to add some more.

13 comments:

Bernardine said...

Thank you for your kind comment! :D I hope I won't die during my PMR. And Chinese aren't THAT innocent, as far as I know :)

Borneo Falcon said...

Good article man. I like Westerner more. More "civilized"

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bernardine! Ah! Then the Chinese that u known must be the 'modern' type! Can introduce some 2 me? :)

Hi Borneo Falcon! Ah! So u like 'ang moh' lady arrrr!!!

Borneo Falcon said...

I like ang moh lady more. More friendly from my experience abroad. Your comparison article is 99% true. Like it

TZ said...

LoL... i felt the different when i was in Canada ... :-p

-Princess Shin- said...

Haha.. after spending one year in US, I totally agree!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Borneo falcon! Ha! Ha! I am sure ang moh lady more willing!

Hi Tz! He! He! Canadian lady sure got different wan!

Hi Princess Shin! Wellcum! So ang moh man also better huh!!!

erinalaw said...

this is a good one and it's true at the same time. Btw, how's life?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina! He! He! Which part true? The last part I am sure! Life ove here so so only! Eat no full hunger no died!

Anonymous said...

ang moh like play back & front hole

chinese lady if u play back 1 u kena hantam ( u think im kay boh, har)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anomus! Ha! Ha! U r right! No lah! U r not kay po! BTW tq for commenting! Have a very nice day!

blossoms_stoned said...

Haha... funny one.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Blossoms Stoned! He! He! Which part u like?