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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Handporn Service As In Marriage Life!!!

How many of my readers are married? Still undecided ie 'part toll' stage? Still 'available' ( this is a polite way to say NOBODY WANT ME!!! & I suck in 'chasing' lady! )? Or r u the 'being there done that' stage ie divorce & now enjoying the freedom! Well sooner or later we go through the following:-

Life before marriage is HOTLINK

' u can express ur self '. ( Ur bf will never say 'No'!!! All can do wan! This is the time for any lady to 'squeeze' their bf kaw kaw for their $$$! )

During honeymoon is TMTOUCH

' Always get in Touch '. ( Of cause! All the time touching wan! Pokeing is never enough! Anywhere & anytime can do pokeing! )

After Honeymoon is MAXIS

' Wherever u go ur wife network follows'. ( I am sure all my married readers have to do regular 'reporting' expecially when going outstation! All 'activities' must be reported! And this 'activities' will be cross-checked by the 'Home Minister'!!! )

After one year Life is DIGI

' ur wife can change ur life '. ( He! He! By this time the thought of 'pokeing' her is unbearable! Yes! Ur life have certainly changed! Not more 'drinking' session & 'talk cock' session is ancient history! Dam! Why did u get married in the first place?!!! )

After 10 years Life is CELCOM

' Subscriber is not reachable '????????? ( He! He! Maybe! )

Well to my dear readers, which one r u in??? Well as for me I am in all the above plus one more that is 'Line is NOT register' or popularly call 'Pangiran Tidak Dalam Di Perhimatan'!!!

5 comments:

Borneo Falcon said...

I'm currently using Maxis and Digi. Ha.... Ha....

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Borneo Falcon! I am using Celcom! Not choice as it has the widest coverage in Borneo!

TZ said...

LoL... can i choose none of the above ??? hehehe... how about AT&T :-p

I'm Choonie. said...

hhaha... funny. I dare not tell which service am I in now. hahaha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi TZ! Ha! Ha! 'Ang Moh' marriage the best! Cum & go as u please some more & poke around!

Hi Choonie! He! He! I think u r the celcom boss!