Excuse! Excuse! & Horny Excuse!

This is Malaysia ( Bolehland ) and you should know -

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

Ajinomoto ( Actually for me I will blame it on being too worry! Money no enough so everyday worry! )

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :

Maggi Mee ( This I agree! In fact this is the only food I can cook! )

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :

Nasi Lemak ( Applicable to the west only! Over here it is 'kampua'! )

NATIONAL LUNCH :

Nasi Ayam ( Applicable to the west only! Over here it is also 'kampua'! Well to me anyway! )

NATIONAL SUPPER :

Roti Canai & Teh Tarik ( Applicable to the west only! Over here it is nasi campur! )

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

Traffic Jam ( Nowaday I will say bike broke down! Chase by big dog! No thank to fuel price increment! )

NATIONAL CONDOM:

None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye. ( This I agree! Gf say use 'rubber' don't feel nice! Beside this I only buy my 'rubber' from my regular doctor! She know the type that I like! )

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :

Pineapple ( This wan I try before! Gf eat a few big pineapple but where got effect? )

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything... ( This I don't know as I don't like Stout! Bitter drink! How could guy drink such drink? )

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):

Food Poisoning ( I normally say got headache! So how to work like this! )

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

Menstrual Pain ( All the ladies use this reasons! So at month-end sure got a few missing ladies! )

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc... ( Gf normal excuse is 'aunty' is cumming! But she seldom refuse my pokeing! )

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. ( I agree with this totally! )

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :

Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all 'dried up'. ( So far have not try! )

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:

Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm. ( This I did try & it work! )

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :

Moh Fah Kor. ( This I haven't try as I use 'Panadol' which most of us call 'KK' pill! )

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:

Minyak Angin Cap Kapak. ( I use this also! )

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

Happy Hours. ( Too expensive! Beside the only 'happy hour' I know is pokeing! )

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police road block. ( This I don't know, but I do check on my seat belt at once! )

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :

NATIONAL Rice Cooker ( Very true! )

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

Anywhere. As long as it is not your house. ( He! He! Very true! )

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! ( So that is how it is pronounced! )

So to my dear readers, do u agree to the above?