Suck Dry By Two ‘Girl Friends’!!!

For most guy having a gf is consider a blessing! As for me………I have two gf! So I supposed u can consider that a godsend! Having a gf meant u got to have good time together, if she got ‘problem’ it is ur duty as a good bf to solve all her problems. In returned u get to enjoyed her companionship. Oh yes! U also get to POKE her! And that is the ultimate goal of every guy ( Cum on! Be honest guy! That is ur goal! Correct!? Correct!? Correct!? ) !

Well! I am a very ‘lucky’ guy! I have got two gf! I have quite proud to have two gf actually! Poor guy like me can afforded to have two gf! I took real good care of my two gf! Everyday I poke into each of their hole & give it a good twist! A few times a day! Yes they do like me to poke into their hole everyday! If I didn’t they will give me trouble & it will cause me to more trouble to please them ( I did try not to poke them for one week & in returned one of my gf refused to bring me out & I have to spend some monies to ask her out! Dam! My gf really need constant attention! )!

In most case having two gf is not a difficult jobs, it is the ‘maintenance’ part which is troublesome! Thus I am quite happy having two gf . One big & one small! Both got different character!

But all this change after listening to the news! PETROL price increase to RM2.70 & DIESEL price increase to RM2.58!!!! What the fark! Bolehland is an oil producing land! Why compared to non-producing countries? Why not compared to Brunei? How about the profit earned by the national oil company? Where did the money go? Dam! All this increased in fuel price will cause everything to go up! I am very sure condom price will go up by RM1.00 with immediate effect ( Transport changes increased mah! So did the price of rubber also! )!

Dam! Dam! Dam! Everything will go up! Fuel price increased! Fuel price increased! Increased! Increased! Everything increased! Excepts my salary! So how to survive?

Oh! U must be wandering what the fark has the increase in petrol & diesel price got to do with my two gf? He! He! I forgot to mention my two gf in this case are my two cars! A big ass 4X4 2.8cc diesel Mitsubishi Pajero & a small 1.6cc petrol Nissan Sentra! One full tank of diesel for Pajero will cost me RM237.36 & one full tank petrol for Sentra will cost me RM105.00 from now on!!!! I suppose I have to abandon my two gf!

See! Died or not? I will be suck dry by my two gf! Fuel increased! KNNCCB! Life will be very very toughs from now on! Perhaps I shall use bicycle to go to work!