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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend ( Women like to talk their heart out to a 'friend'! )
2. a companion ( Especially on Shopping Expedition! )
3. a lover ( Both mentally & physically more about this below! )
4. a brother ( Women can talk more freely to their brother! NOT UR 'BROTHER'! )
5. a father ( She need a fatherly figure when she is sick & down! )
6. a master ( She like to throw all her worrys & problems 2 u 2 be solved! )
7. a chef ( She want to have good foods! Quantity is no important! Quality is! )
8. an electrician ( When her hair dryer exploded u r expected to repaired it! )
9. a carpenter ( When her make-up chair broke u r expected to repaired it ASAP )
10. a plumber ( When the pipe broke while she shampoo....u know lah...)
11. a mechanic ( U don't expected her to change the wheel do u? )
12. a decorator ( U r to help her to arrange table flower! )
13. a stylist ( Agree to all her hair style by nodding ur head off! )
14. a sexologist ( For more detail see below! )
15. a gynecologist ( Don't Poke when her 'aunty' cum! )
16. a psychologist ( She is always korrect! Korrect! Korrect! )
17. a pest exterminator ( Get rid off all the rats, cockroaches etc...!)
18. a psychiatrist ( Have to know how to perform emergency 'relieved' for her! )
19. a healer ( Same a above! )
20. a good listener ( This is a 'skill' all men must learn! A lady got two 'mouth'!! )
21. an organizer ( Learn to tidy up room after pokeing session! )
22. a good father ( Take care of the kids! It is due to ur pokeing! )
23. very clean ( Wash ur 'didi' very very clean! Or else......No Pokeing & BJ! )
24. sympathetic ( Learn to say 'Oh! Sayang! Sayang! )
25. athletic ( How to have long pokeing session if u r weak? )
26. warm ( All ladies like a 'hot' didi'! )
27. attentive ( She is ur women! So u lost all ur freedom! )
28. gallant ( Try to get urself raped when a rapist threaten her! )
29. intelligent ( Try to act like a clever dim wick! )
30. funny ( Laugh at all her dull joke! )
31. creative ( Don't always poke in the same position! See below for detail! )
32. tender ( Don't poke strongly all the time! )
33. strong ( Try to have a 'strong didi' for 45' at least! )
34. understanding ( No pokeing when her 'aunty' cum! )
35. tolerant ( Try not to faint when she use up all ur CC limit! )
36. prudent ( Always approve all her spending! Women know best! Remember! )
37. ambitious ( Aim to be a manager when u r really an office boy! )
38. capable ( Try to change the light when u know nuts about electricity! )
39. courageous ( Don't cry & eat when she cook u a plate of chilies! )
40. determined ( Don't be scare of her killer dog when u visit her! )
41. true ( For heaven sake tell her u r a 'virgin' when really u r a pro-poker! )
42. dependable ( Gave her unlimited $$$$$! )
43. passionate ( See below for more detail! )
44. compassionate ( Try to cry loudly when ur in-law pass away! )

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly ( Honey U R Very Sexy! )
46. love shopping ( Very important! All guy must learn! )
47. be honest ( All her shopping r a great 'bargain'!!! )
48. be very rich ( The more beautiful the lady the richer u have to be! )
49. not stress her out ( No pokeing when her 'aunty' cum! )
50. not look at other girls ( Look at ur women only! )

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

From a true case with my gf when I forget her b-day, our ‘pokeing’ anniversaries ( Sometime too tired from working so also too tired to poke loh! ), mess up her bedroom arrangement……….I end up sleeping in the living room!

And even if u do all the above but U R A LOUSY POKER ( FARKER ) ur women will still not be happy! For more detail on how to make a women real happy do poke in my ‘horny entry’ ( Pokeing lessons part 1 to 6! Oh these entries are strictly 18xx not suitable for ‘innocent’ ladies & kids! )!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

The rest we men will ‘do’ it ourself to make us happy ( He! He! We just need a little 'help' from the lady! )! See! So simple to make a men happy!

6 comments:

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erinalaw said...

Itu easy to please us ladies meh?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina!Wah! Itu still not enough arr??? What else do u want to please a lady!

Miss Loi said...

Only 54? No wonder you ended up sleeping in the living room.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Miss Loi! Wah laued!!!!!!!54 no enough arrr???!!! U need 100 to really make u happy!!! He! He! But u r worth it!